Hi guys new fic :D Very Janto :D Please review! Enjoy!
"What are you guys doing?" Gwen asked looking over to Jack and Ianto snuggled on the sofa with a laptop on top of them.
"Farmville." Ianto replied smiling.
"What the hell is Farmville?" Gwen said.
"You don't know what Farmville is?" Owen said shocked.
"No, so tell me." Gwen demanded.
"Farmville is an application on Facebook." Tosh replied.
"Oh right." Gwen said.
"Jack you can't say that!" Ianto suddenly exclaimed.
"Why not?" Jack grinned.
"You just can't." Ianto replied.
"You just wish I would say it to you." Laughed Jack.
"Ermm. Excuse me. You already did. Last night." Ianto reminded him.
"Oh yeah that was good..." Jack went into a daydream of the night before.
"Well if you can't remember maybe I should do something you will remember." Ianto grinned.
"Oh yeah like what?" Jack asked. Completely forgetting Farmville and the person they were talking to.
"Well let me whisper." Ianto said. Ianto leant in and whispered something to Jack. Jack pulled Ianto back and started to kiss him on his neck.
"Woah there guys. Maybe you should go back to Farmville." Owen said.
"Or not." Jack said smiling as he and Ianto stumbled out of the room towards Jack's headquarters.
"How do they end up having sex after everything?" Owen asked.
"I dunno let's check out their facebook." Gwen said. The team sat round the laptop. They all laughed at their display picture; the torchwood team standing their with Weevil rock you written underneath. As the team got into the facebook they realised Jack and Ianto's moans were getting so much louder.
"Hey look they were listening to a song let's put it on to drown out the err... noises." Tosh suggested as she saw the look on Owen's face as the moans got even louder.
"Ok do it. NOW!" Owen said.
"Hang on i've never heard this song before." Gwen said as she clicked play.
An announcer: [speaks]
Meet Eddie,
twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
But on his way in he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly his conscience comes in to play...
Dr Dre: [rap]
Alright, Stop! [huh?]
Now before you walk in the door
of this liquor store,
and try to get money out the drawer,
You better think of the consequence, [but who are you?]
I'm your motherfucking conscience.
Eminem:[rap]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and
run to one of your aunt's cribs
and borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs.
Tell her you need a place to stay,
your be safe for days if you shave your
legs with Renee's razor blade.
Dr Dre: [rap]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to,
The whole neighbourhood knows you,
and their expose you,
Think about it before you walk in the door first,
Look at the store clerk she's older than
George Burns.
Eminem: [rap]
Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit?
Are you that rich?
Why do you give a fuck if she dies?
Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
Dr Dre: [rap]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to rish it,
[you're right!]
Not over this shit, [stop!]
Drop the biscuit, [I will!]
Don't even listen to Slim yo,
he's bad for you.
Eminem: [rap]
You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude.
The team sat there for a minute before Owen spoke.
"Well that was one hell of a song."
"I know." Gwen agreed.
TWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTW
The next day without realising the team began singing the song.
Gwen:
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to,
The whole neighbourhood knows you,
and their expose you,
Think about it before you walk in the door first,
Look at the store clerk she's older than
George Burns.
Owen:
Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit?
Are you that rich?
Why do you give a fuck if she dies?
Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
Jack and Ianto walked into the Hub. Then realised what they were singing and stopped to listen.
Tosh:
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to rish it,
Not over this shit,
Drop the biscuit,
Don't even listen to Slim yo,
he's bad for you
Owen:
You know what Tosh? I don't like your attitude.
When
the team were finished Jack spoke up.
"You guys didn't by any chance listen to Eminem yesterday did you?" He asked grinning.
Tosh went red and Gwen stuttered. "We erm... well.. it's just..."
Owen stormed off unhappy he'd been found out and was muttering under his breath something about Jack being a "son-of-a-bitch" or something.
Jack and Ianto grinned and went to the stereo, picked a track them laughed as the song came on. Eminem – Guilty Consicence.
Thanks guys, hope you liked it :D