Diaries of Naruto characters

Lizzy: yes, I know this has been done before, but I don't care. I had an urge to start one of my own. Just like the ask whoever thing.

Sasuke: Lizzy does not own Naruto... but she is forcing me to say this.

Lizzy: Well, this IS your (first) chapter, you know. Lets start!

Chapter 1: Sasuke's Diary.

Ok, I guess I'll write in this... Sakura gave it to me as a gift, but theres no doubt that she's going to be in here to steal and read it later. The bitch. I hate the cover, too. It says "Emo and loving it" and it's pink. What the hell? I'm not emo!! I'm just always fixated on revenge!! Which brings me to the subject of Itachi... I just want to beat the hell out of him, kill him, then... wait... what happens after I kill him? Then what do I do? I'll be the only Uchiha left!! But he does need to die... right? Hmm... Oh yeah! I have to reform my clan after that!! How do I do that??? hmm... maybe theres a secret jutsu i have to use to bring them all back to life! Yeah, then i'll bring Itachi back too, and he can teach me to use the sharrengan better!! Perfect plan! Oh! I have to go, I just remembered I need to go train. Bye.

Ok. Second day writing in this thing... you know, writing it all out on paper helps release some of the stress and pain, but not nearly enough... oh well... I was training with Kakashi, Naruto and Sakura today... oh it was horrible!! First, everything I did Sakura screamed "Yay! Go Sasuke! Your awesome!" like the annoying slutty fangirl she is. Then Naruto wouldn't stop bothering me. He kept randomly appearing in the bushes next to me, saying my name, and then laughing. Eventually he screamed "EMO FREAK, GET OVER HERE!" and I was pissed. I went to see what he wanted, and (I bet this was all set up) when I got there Kakashi's book hit me in the head! I kept it, of course, because that was the last straw! If Naruto and Kakashi were going to gang up on me, I would get revenge. I'm planning on setting it on fire in front of Kakashi tomorrow. Well... I'm gunna go... bye...

I... can't stand Kakashi. Who reads that kind of book? Yes, I read it. And its messed up... Really, I'm gunna burn it and steal the next one Kakashi has and... burn that one also. That Jiriah guy is a real perv, isn't he? Then Kakashi is too... Naruto is, you cant forget that he made that stupid perverted jutsu. Sakura is too. I caught her trying to watch me shower. Before I had even gotten in, of course. But when I caught her, the perv had the nerve to ask if she could shower with me... Ew! that girl has issues. Even if I want to revive my clan, It's not going to be with that chick. And, Yes. She does try to read this, but i have a special hiding spot where she can't get it. I was thinking about Itachi today, as usual, and I thought... Why doesn't he kill me? My conclusion: He loves me! I'm his otooto, and he wouldn't be able to kill me because I'm the only precious person he has! Yeah, that's gotta be it!! So maybe I wont kill him... Then we can live happily as brothers!! Yeah, and he can train me every day instead of hitting me on the forehead! Well, I'm going to go think happy thoughts and convince people that I'm not emo by hiding for a few days... after I steal Kakashi's book. Oh, and burn it, of course... Bye.

Lizzy: Ok. Thats it for my first chapter. Sasuke can have later chapters, if you want, but I'm asking you people to review on who you want me to write next. Who's diary do you want to read? It can be any Naruto character!! Well, tell me what you think in a review! Thanks for reading! Bye!

I love writing for people who love reading what I write!

And I'm sleepy... -yawn- Time to sleep!!