Well, hello! Here's my take on Chibi-Reaper's Naruto: the Videogame.

Before we get started though, note that this is a M-Rated fic. That entails a wide variety of things from death, to profanity, to sex. So as many say here on ; Don't Like? Don't Read!

By the way… I do not own any thing… not even the idea is original, again from Chibi-Reaper.

Well… Here we go!

Konoha Hospital- 1 hour after VotE

"We need a nurse! Someone get Tsunade-sama!" the panicked kunoichi yelled in desperation to save her blonde teammate. Sakura turns to see what was the most vital to save. She continues to hurry but stops suddenly during her diagnostic jutsu.

Her eyes widen. "No. No! NO!" she once again feels for something, anything that would indicate he was alive. Suddenly the Godaime Hokage bursts through the door. "Where is he?" she all but screams. She stops as she sees Sakura motionless over her fallen teammate. "Sakura! Stop standing and do something!"

"T-Tsunade-sama…" she says weakly as she tries to hold back the tears. "Tsunade-sama, he's gone."

Her eyes widen at the news. Suddenly she jumps in front of Naruto to try and save him. She too, widens her eyes when she realizes that not even her medical expertise would be able to save him. "No. No. Why another one? Why does Kami hate me so?" She grabs the necklace off his neck and chucks it to the side, feeling it mocking her as she stares at the one who brought her out of her self-pity. "NO! NO!"

Naruto's Mindscape

"It grows darker with each second. Yet why do I feel as if this is not the end?"

Naruto wakes up groggily in his mindscape. He has been here many times before, yet he didn't feel the Kyuubi, nor could he see past his own hand. Suddenly, there was a flash of white followed by the words:

Game Over

Techniques

Kage Bushin- 100 pts

Henge- 10 pts

Oiroke – 20 pts

Rasengan – 100 pts

Summoning – 150 pts

Tree walking – 20 pts

Water Walking – 30 pts

Achievements

Fourteen Years Old – 1400 pts

Defeated: Haku, Sabaku no Garra, Neji, Kabuto – 400 pts

Convinced Tsunade to become Godaime – 100 pts

Evaded Akatsuki (1) – 50 pts

Used Kyuubi Chakra (4) - -400 pts

Lost Precious Persons: Haku, Sarutobi - -1000 pts

Failed To Stop Curse Mark on Sasuke - -500 pts

Failed To Bring Sasuke Back - -500 pts

Died In Battle - -500 pts

Died A Virgin - -1000 pts

Failed To Realize Hinata/

Pestered Sakura - -500

Total: -2020

Skills Rating: I could only press 'x' and get a better score…

Karmatic Rating: Epitome of Good!

Negative Score! – Dobe Naruto!

Negative Score Tier 2! – Retard Naruto!

Oiroke no Jutsu! – Naruko!

Positive Karma! – Saint Naruto!

Positive Karma Tier 2! - Angel Naruto!

Positive Karma Tier 3! – Champion of Kami Bonus!

Naruto blinked. Then again. And again. Finally he lost it, "WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON? WHERE THE HELL AM I, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY THE HELL AM I HERE? Taking a couple deep breaths, he calmed down.

"Alright, let's see what I have to deal with now. Looking over the list he was both happy and sad. He remembered all his adventures as a ninja of Konoha, yet also his failures and shortcomings. He scratched his head at all of the different 'Narutos'. Deciding he would think about that later, he found himself in front of two buttons.

Restart?

Yes? Or No?

He was dumbfounded. Was this his reincarnation? Another chance? He snorted at the stupidity of the question. Of course he would try again! He could do so many things: Save Sasuke, Hokage-jiji, hell even Haku! He wouldn't fool around anymore. Raising his hand slowly, he pressed the Yes button. Again it flashed white around him. Then it was pitch black. One by one, in what seemed to be a hallway, lights were turned on, illuminating statues of what seemed to be… him?

He walked up to the ones closest to him. It was of Standard Naruto. Next it was Dobe Naruto, then Retard Naruto (who he didn't even WANT to see), followed by Naruko, Saint Naruto, and finally Angel Naruto. He was interested by the last two. The others seemed pretty straight-forward, but these two perplexed him. Waling up to Saint Naruto, a box of text appeared.

Saint Naruto, while still being born and having the Kyuubi no Kitsune sealed within him, he cannot use its power. Although he cannot use the fox, his Karmatic rating allows him to use lesser Light Jutsus, usually unknown to humans. This Avatar has almost all of Standard Narutos Stats, with the exception on Chakra Control which instead of being 'bad', is only 'average'. Also, this Avatar is required to unlock Angel Naruto.

He walked up to the next one. It said Angel Naruto.

Angel Naruto is like Saint Naruto in many ways, with the exception of course of higher stats, but also near Spawn Point, Angel Naruto can find a Bow of Light that concentrates his angelic power into a shot.

Naruto, liking this over the alternative of the others, such as Dobe Naruto and Retard Naruto, pressed the button at the base of the statue.

'Again another fucking white light…' he thought, tired of not being able to see.

Naruto's Home

As the sun shined through the window, Naruto grumbled and turned over in his bed. After about a half-hour or so, his alarm went off, causing him to reluctantly get out of bed. When he tried to get out though, he found his feet could no longer reach the floor as they had for many years. Jumping out and clumsily running over to his bathroom, he gasped at what he saw. There staring back at him was a face much like his own, yet dare he say it, more angelic. Suddenly all the memories returned to him at once. No, it wasn't a dream! He really came back! Running over to his calendar, he saw that it was exactly on the first day of when he started the academy. Looking back at his alarm clock, he found that unlike usual, he had enough time to get ready for his first day.

After a surprisingly non-ramen breakfast, Naruto looked at his closet. He decided that he should be different from his previous life. He wasn't Naruto Uzumaki; king prankster and the most surprising knuckleheaded ninja anymore. No. To save everyone, he would have to be Naruto Uzumaki; a Kage without robes. He would have to make himself even more powerful than all of the Akatsuki, Orochimaru, and even more than all other Kage before him.

He realized that it was a daunting task. As he headed toward the academy, he thought about how he would be able to better himself as quickly as possible so he didn't repeat past mistakes.

Just as he was about to be on academy grounds, he noticed in an alleyway something glowing. As he approached it he saw it was a blue sphere hovering in midair! Cautiously, he prodded the sphere with his finger, and to his surprise, it disappeared, and a message box appeared.

CONGRADULATIONS!

You have discovered Power-Ups!

These orbs are scattered all around the Elemental Nations, and can enhance a wide range of abilities.

When you find something new, say Inventory, and you will be able to read the log.

Naruto then went to the log.

Blue enhancer- these blue orbs hidden over the land increase chakra control, and also your reserves slightly.

Naruto heard the bell, and quickly rushed toward the academy. How could he improve if he still stuck to old habits? As he skidded inside the classroom, he got very nostalgic very fast. There sitting before him were the very same friends who had made up the Rookie 9.