Dragon: I was bored and I was torturing my friend when I got this idea
Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis
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Top 10 ways to torture/annoy Tezuka Kunimitsu
1. Tell him that Fuji is in a skirt (1)
2. Give his fans his E-mail address
3. Send him hundreds of fan mail every day
4. Give his fans his house address
5. Give his fans his house number
6. Give his fans his cell phone number
7. Send him hundreds of gifts on Valentine's Day
8. Post baby pictures of him around the school
9. Send pictures of Tezuka in a pink dress to Seigaku and Hyotei Tennis Club (2)
10. Ask Ayana-san for embarrassing stories of Tezuka and post them on the web
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"Hmmm, I might send this Dragon the results of my experiment."
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"Tezuka."
"Hm?"
"Aren't you glad to see me?"
"What are you wearing, Fuji?"
"Just the girls' uniform."
"Fuji."
"Yes?"
"20 laps."
"You're going to make a girl run?"
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At math class...
"Fuji."
"Yes?"
"Why are those pictures around the school for everyone to see?"
"Who would have thought that you would look so cute when you are little."
"Fuji."
"Yes?"
"50 laps."
"After class. The teacher just walked in."
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The next day...
"Fuji."
"Yes, Tezuka?"
"100 laps."
"Fujiko-chan! What did you do to make Tezuka so angry?"
"I just gave his fans his e-mail, address, house number, and phone number. I also posts some stories Ayana-san told me on the web. There is no harm in that is there?"
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Sender: Dragon
As expected from the captain though I already knew that he would give out laps. I guess your efforts was a waste, Fuji-san.
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"So I did that for nothing. I hope she likes the Inui Juice I send her."
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(1) & (2) This is from my other story, What FanFiction Does to Fuji.
Dragon: I know, it's too short. I might do more for other random players. Please review and any ideas will be gratefully appreciated.
Editted on: Saturday, March 31, 2007