Disclaimer: If I owned young Justice Robin would have some crazy superpowers and be like the MAIN character always. But I don't...so for now, this will have to do. Lol.

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A/N: This was done as a response to the Livejournal anon meme. Thank you!

Chapter One

This was hell. He'd obviously done something awful-though he seriously had no idea what was bad enough to warrant this-and this was the universe's way of paying him back. Why else would he have to be the one hit by that stupid machine (Why not Wally or-or Superboy? Huh? Why him?) and turned into what could only be described as a real life Jessica Rabbit? It wasn't fair.

No one, no matter how much they think they might even slightly want to look like that-all curves , overly large breasts, and unnaturally long eyelashes- really wanted to in real life. It was to be quite frank, a pain in the ass (not to mention embarrassing since he was a guy...normally. Guys don't have curves! ...Or boobs. Unfortunately since he was now a girl he did. Lucky him.).

He had no idea how women did anything with these giant...things in their way. After being hit with the ray he'd barely been able to walk thanks to his new additions. Worse yet, they made riding his motorcycle, opening doors, and using his zipline almost impossible! He hadn't even tried anything acrobatic yet in fear of what the boobs had done to his balance.

And the looks his friends kept giving him! He kept catching them watching him with a strange look in their eyes only for them to turn away blushing when they realized he could see them. It wasn't just his friends either, some of the JL were doing it too. He swore he caught Green Arrow drooling over him when he walked in and Superman...well suffice to say it was just not okay.

All of it was made worse by the fact that he couldn't wear his Robin suit until Black Canary adjusted it to fit his new assets so he was stuck wearing one of Artemis' shirts, which decidingly didn't fit (At all.), and one of her skirts, which also didn't fit.

The stupid shirt was way too tight, his boobs pulled it up so it showed his stomach, and since none of the girls had bra's in his size his nipples could be seen through the thin fabric. And then the skirt was too large and hung low on his dangerously curvy hips while still managing to be short enough to show of his shapely legs. Suffice to say he was not feeling the aster. Not at all.

"Robin?"

He looked up and smiled when he realized it was Black Canary, his newly adjusted uniform in her hand. "I'm finished."

He jumped up, grabbed it from her, a huge grin on his face (even when his boobs bounced unpleasantly at the movement. Damn boobs!) and gave a breathy sigh (Oh that's another thing. His voice was breathy and soft and made everything he said sound like it was sexual. Worse yet, it actually aroused him now to hear himself talk! There was something so disturbing about that, heavy on the dis.) . "Oh thank god! Can I put it on?"

Dinah nodded, amused at the gir-boy (he was still a boy...if not physically then mentally)'s enthusiasm. "Sure. I'll leave the room so you can change in peace. Come out and show me when you're done."

"Okay. Thanks!"

Dinah gave a nod. "No problem." and headed to the door only to stop and look back before going out. After all, what was a little peek?

She caught sight of nude flesh, all curves and smooth subtle edges, and the barest hint of breast and- she blushed ashamedly as Robin pulled the top off completely and rushed out the door. Once outside, the door safely closed, she collapsed against the opposite wall, mentally admonishing herself for peeking at the poor kid. It was obvious he was uncomfortable with it all and it was rude of her to watch him undress , but hey, she was curious.

And from what she saw, combined with what she knew of his attitude, Robin would make a wonderful Bird of Prey like this. He was well trained, gorgeous, incredibly snarky and sarcastic, and his hero name was Robin. So, hey, if they couldn't fix it he could always join her and the other birds. Help prove that they as women were just as good as the men.

That is, he could join if Bats ever let him. God knew Bruce was ferociously protective when it came to the kid, and with the creeps running around Gotham he had reason to be. Psychos had always had a thing for the boy wonder. Briefly she wondered how much that would increase now that he looked like this and if maybe the outfit she'd made him was a bad idea.

"I'm done."

She turned to see how the outfit looked on him and gasped. Definitely not a bad idea. "Oh, wow! You look-" like a raging sex symbol in tight Kevlar "- amazing."

Robin gave a slight uncomfortable frown, looking down at the outfit worriedly and picking at the V-neck that revealed his cleavage. "Are you sure it's not too...y'know, revealing?"

Tight Red V-neck top that showed his cleavage-buckles cinching the middle like a corset and adding to the appeal while a small version of his robin symbol had been made into a broach and placed at the end of the V, right between his breasts, skin tight black pants that matched his gloves and mask and framed his shapely legs and ass, and a small cape, dangling lightly over pale now exposed shoulders? Add that with the new high heeled leather boots Dinah'd added and yes, it was maybe just a bit too exposed. But it made him look absolutely phenomenal and in Dinah's opinion that's all that mattered, her own outfit was proof of that. It was style.

"No. It looks great on you.", Dinah said with a smile, moving forward to adjust his top and brush of his shoulders. "Your short hair and the V-shaped neckline really accentuate your neck."

Robin snorted, the motion making his chest jiggle, and scowled up at her. "And my boobs."

"Only a little.", She said apologetically.

Another snort. "Like these things need any help.", he gestured at his chest. "They practically have their own zip code!"

Dinah couldn't help but laugh at that. "Oh relax! As a woman I can honestly say, sometimes they come in handy."

Robin scoffed, attempting (emphasis on attempting) to cross his arms. "Like how?"

"Well, for one, they're distracting."

"And that's good?"

Dinah smirked. "When they're distracting your enemies? Yes.", she moved to his side and put an arm around his nearly bare shoulder. "They also cushion your fall."

Robin smirked. "Like airbags?"

"Kinda.", Dinah said with a slight chuckle.

Robin seemed to pause, taking in what she said before looking up at her in confusion. "That explains the new neckline," he looked down at his feet. "but what about the boots?"

She gestured down at her own heels and grinned. "They go great with any super-heroine outfit and I know you've had experience fighting in heels so...I figured, why not?", then, before he could say anything to that (Probably something along the lines of: "But I'm a super hero, not a heroine!"), she caught hold of his arm and grinned wider. "Let's go show everybody the new outfit. Huh?"

Robin's eyes widened and he groaned. "Wait, Dinah-!", but it was too late, he was already being pulled towards the living room where Batman and the rest Young Justice were gathered, Dinah's iron like grip unbreakable.

They'd been discussing Robin's new problem since they got back, but even after the tests they'd taken earlier no one find an answer, and to be honest most of them, if they'd seen the teen before he'd hidden away in his room, were too busy fantasizing about the boy-or should they say girl-wonder's new look to really focus on fixing it. The only ones who seemed immune were Batman, Martian Manhunter, and Red Tornado, and that was only because they all had like no sex drives at all.

Unfortunately most of Young Justice were full of swaths of teenage hormones and so had very intense sex drives (Wally especially) and couldn't help but fantasize about their sweet little bird doing flips, straddling his motorcycle, or showering, all while speaking in that wonderfully breathless sex-me-up-good voice of his. In truth, saying they were distracted as they sat gathered in the living room was an understatement, their minds were miles away.

So of course they were rather surprised when Black Canary burst in, pulling a newly outfitted and stuttering Robin with her, the poor boy in a girl's body blushing a light pink that descended even to the top of his massive breasts when all eyes fell on him, including those of his mentor, and the room went silent (not that there was much talking going on before).

Poor Robin had become the center of attention and as the rooms occupants gave him a good once over, eyes falling rather obviously on the tight V-neck top that gave a spectacular view of his cleavage, his blush deepened and he attempted to hide behind Black Canary. Unfortunately she'd have nothing of it, pulling him out into the opening and flashing a grin directed rather obviously at Batman, before gesturing at his outfit.

"What do you think?"

Before anyone else could answer Batman scowled, a low growl coming out. "I think you've lost you're mind. He's only thirteen. That outfit is inappropriate and he will not be wearing it."

"Well, I think it fits." the blond woman chirped, throwing an arm over the still blushing teen. "What do you think Robin?"

The teen shrugged. "Better this than Artemis' shirt.", he gave the archer an apologetic grin. "No offense."

She shrugged from her seat on the couch. "None taken."

Batman looked between his son and the smug woman beside him and sighed. "He can wear it for now. Just until we fix this. Then you fix it back, understood?"

Dinah gave a smirk. "Of course. But for now...", she looked Robin over before stating proudly. "he stays in this."

The bat gave a nod. "For now."

Then, with one last look at his son, he stalked from the room, intent on fixing this before it got too far (Which he knew it would. He wasn't The Batman for no reason). Dinah gave a grin, patting Robin on the back before heading out to go spread word of her small, but still amazing, victory over Batman, leaving Robin, still blushing, alone with his friends and standing in the center of the room.

For several seconds there was complete silence and then Wally zipped over to his side, grinning, and threw an arm over his shoulder. "So Rob..." he fiddled with his friend's cape. "can I touch 'em?"

"What?", Robin stuttered, glaring at his friend in shock. "N-No! Wally, what the hell man?"

The speedster gave the smaller boy (now girl) a pleading look. "Pleeeease? I'd let you touch mine!"

"No."

"Please? C'mon man."

"No."

"But-"

Kaldur stood up. "Wally, that's enough."

Artemis nodded. "Yeah Kid Perv, he said no."

Wally shot Artemis a glare, pulling Robin closer to him. "Stay out of it Blondie!"

"Make me."

Letting his hold on Robin fall away the speedster glared harder, just about ready to rush over and attack the blond archer when Superboy spoke up, freezing him in his tracks.

"Is Robin a bimbo?"

Robin turned bright red, eyes wide in shock, as all eyes fell on the clone who stared confusedly at his small and rather large chested friend. Megan nodded, moving to hover beside the raven haired Kryptonian.

"I was wondering the same thing. We saw on TV that women with large breasts and soft voices like Robin are called bimbos and are considered ditzy. Is this true of Robin as well?", the Martian girl asked softly, tilting her head to the side.

Wally frowned. "What the hell have you guys been watching?"

"Jersey shore.", Superboy said stoically before a look of confusion came over his face. "Is Robin a bimbo?"

Wally shared a look with Artemis who shook her head quickly and looked to Kaldur, who sighed in exasperation. "Robin is not a bimbo. That's just a stereotype. And a rather offensive one at that."

Megan blushed lightly. "Oh.", she gave Robin a small apologetic smile. "Sorry Robin."

Superboy nodded. "I didn't realize it was offensive...on the show they make it sound like a good thing.", he looked up at Robin with and bit his lip. "I'm sorry Robin. I didn't mean to offend you."

Robin gave a sigh and rolled his eyes. "It's fine.", he moved over to the couch and plopped down beside Superboy, breasts jiggling wildly. "Can we just watch some TV please? I've kinda had a stressful day."

Kaldur gave a nod and moved to join them on the couch only for wally to zip over and plop down before he could, the redhead throwing an arm around his best friend. "Anything you want."

Robin quirked an eyebrow at him. "If you start using those cheesy pick up lines on me I will have to hurt you."

The speedster feigned hurt as Conner turned on the TV, looking around incredulously. "I would never."

Robin gave him a questioning look. "Really? You expect me to believe that?"

"Kid Flirt over here can't help it Robin, it's in his nature to try and hit on anything with boobs.", Artemis said with a snort, earning her a glare from Wally. "Emphasis on try."

"Hey-!"

Conner cut off the speedster's retort, glancing over at Robin with a strange look on his face. "What do you want to watch."

The raven haired teen shrugged. "I'm up for anything.", then reconsidering. "Except Jersey Shore."

The clone nodded. "Here.", he handed the smaller teen the remote. "You can pick."

Robin flashed him a stunning smile. "Thanks."

Superboy blushed lightly, looking down at his lap with a small smile. "You're welcome."

The clone heard a chuckle and his eyes were drawn to the others while Robin flipped through the channels, absentmindedly chewing on his full bottom lip. Unfortunately though Robin didn't notice his blush the others did, Wally grinning at him while Artemis smirked smugly in her seat beside a calm Kaldur and flustered looking Megan.

Robin seemed to settle on a show to watch and turned to her friends only to frown at the looks on their faces, all directed at Superboy. He frowned and turned to stare at Superboy before turning to face the others, eyes falling on Artemis who was trying to hold back her laughter.

"What's going on?"

Artemis finally gave up holding it in. "Nothing, it's just, you made Mr. Stoic over there" she gestured to Superboy. "blush."

"Oh.", Robin frowned. "What's so funny about that?"

Artemis shrugged. "It was cute."

Superboy blushed again. "Shut up. I'm not cute."

"That's right. You're handsome.", Robin said with a grin in the clone's direction. "Very dashing."

Superboy blushed again and Wally laughed. "Dude. Looks like Supey's got a crush on you Rob."

Robin glanced at Superboy and blushed at the way the clone looked at him before turning back to face his best friend. "He does not!"

"I don't!", Superboy said at the same time.

Artemis laughed. "Ah look, they're so in sync!"

"Are not!" Wally and Megan immediately cried out in unison.

Artemis smirked at Wally, ignoring the fact that Megan had also cried out too. "Wow Wally, sounds like you have a crush on him too." The speedster blushed and moved to protest, but was interrupted by her again. "Not that I blame you. With a body like that.", she eyed Robin and grinned. "Well..."

Robin frowned. "Annnnd I now feel totally violated by this conversation. Thank you."

"Sorry.", Artemis said with a dismissive shrug. "It's not my fault your a walking talking sex goddess. Learn to live with it. Hell, embrace it.", she gave a smirk. "I can help if you want. We could spend some quality time-"

Kaldur sighed heavily not wanting to hear the end of what the archer intended to say. "Oh good-that's enough Artemis."

She gave a huff. "Fine.", she grinned at Robin. "If you wanna talk later though..."

Wally snorted, smirking at the blonde archer. "And you call me a perv for wanting to touch his boobs. Jesus."

Robin nodded. "Seriously. And nobody is touching my boobs!"

"What the hell is going on in here? I come to visit and you're all shouting about boobs and-"

They all turned in shock to see none other than Red Arrow standing confusedly in the doorway, eying them all suspiciously. He moved into the room, scanning over the teens before his eyes settled on Robin.

"And hello.", he smirked slightly. "Who are you?"

"Oh for-"Robin groaned, standing up and gesturing to the R broach on his chest. "It's me, Roy!"

The archer frowned in confusion before his eyes widened in realization. "Robin? What the hell happened to you?"

"Long story."

Roy nodded before looking at his friends rather expansive chest and smiling. "Can I-"

"NO!"

"Ah, but Rob-"

"NOBODY'S TOUCHING MY BOOBS!"

"Rob-"

"THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO TRAIN! BREASTS BE DAMNED!"

And with that he stormed out, giving a rather pleasant view to his friends as he went, hips swishing elegantly from side to side. Once the door closed his friends all turned to share a look, everyone waiting to see who said it first.

Kaldur did. "He has a very nice derriere."

In response he received a collected: "Mhm."

Lol. Poor poor Robin. Being eye-fucked by all his friends. That's gotta be harsh. Also creepy. Especially with the JL members. And Kaldur commenting on Robin's butt. Lol. That was fun to write.

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