Disclaimer: I do not own Shingeki No Kyojin or any of the characters. Rights go to Hajime Isayama.

Annie wasn't a moody person. Yes, she may seem a bit intimidating but that was only her exterior appearance. As far as she was concerned, on the inside she was a beautiful person full of rainbows and titan poop. If anyone were to say anything different then she'd beat the crap out of them (lovingly of course). Yeah, she was an understanding girl who liked to believe that she had the patience of a saint.

Right now was not one of those times.

"Reiner, what do you want? Make any sudden movements and I'll report you for sexual harassment."

The taller of the two chuckled – albeit nervously – and waved his hands a little. He was currently holding the smaller girl up against the wall of the now abandoned mess hall. He knew that she could take him down at any second, but this was a matter of extreme importance. If he didn't get her to come along quietly and without a fight….well he wasn't exactly sure how he'd face the aftermath of her lack of cooperation.

"Annie, please. Let's not make any rash decisions ok. This is for something really important."

"Booty calls aren't important."

"Don't flatter yourself."

Light green eyes narrowed.

Reiner heaved a sigh and tossed his hair around. Talking to Annie could be a real pain. Somehow the two had grown to become comfortable around each other, and he most likely had to owe that to the fact that she was the first female who's ever tossed him on his ass. Not like he was exactly proud of it but what's done is done.

A few weeks with spending time with her and he noted that she wasn't much of the serious girl people always took her for. She was serious – that could not be denied. But she was the most unserious serious person he'd ever met. She was a brute but she was a brute that he could depend on when it counted.

"Okay, if you come with me you'll see exactly why I have you pushed up into such an intimate position."

"Is it adulterous?"

"No."

Annie crinkled her nose. "Fine."

Reiner clapped his hands triumphantly. It wasn't like this whole operation would be decided on whether or not Annie went along with it, but he was desperate to make sure that he fulfilled his plants to the best of his abilities. Now that he had the hardest target out of the way he'd be able to breath easy.

"Now move out of my way." With a swift lift of the leg, the small girl's knee was balls deep into Reiner's…balls.

"Jesus christ, woman!"

Maybe he shouldn't have even tried with her.

Perhaps Annie wasn't the leader of his list of things to be worried about after all.

The muscular boy gulped. His hands began to feel as clammy as he made sure he was an appropriate distance from the predator. He forced himself into a defensive stance but his face gave away how truly frightened he was. Negative thoughts ran through his head. Was this his end? Would all he worked up for end just like this? He felt a wave of dizziness overtake his senses. No way! He was so terrified and worked up that he was having a hard time concealing the sweat that was seeping out of his pores.

He should've had a better back-up plan. He figured that things wouldn't go his way but he was foolish enough to believe that he'd be able to overtake his obstacles. He was foolish enough to believe that he'd be able to overtake a beast.

This was not how he wanted to die! This was not how he wanted to remember this cold, cruel world!

Forcing himself to look up, Reiner was ready to face his fears. He was mentally preparing himself for anything at this point. He knew that the opponent he was dealing with would be strong. He'd rather face the titans than this bloodthirsty foe in front of him. His eyes met the dark, lifeless ones of his opponent. He scanned for any sign of an attack ready to be launched.

This was bad. This was really really bad. To have to face such a thing so early on in the operation. What stood before him was so nasty – so terrifying – so breathtakingly inhumane. What stood before him was something that had crawled out of his deepest, darkest nightmares. What stood before him was a demon.

"Listen," he brought himself to say. He was trying to stay cool, calm, and collected. He really was. But it was just so hard for him when he was forced to meet the eyes of such a murderous creature. "Listen," he repeated again but with a little bit more confidence. "I just want the girl. Give me the girl and no one gets hurt." After those words left his mouth, he took to a more firm fighting stance and scrunched his eyes. If he was going to go down then he'd make sure that he would not go down without a bloody fight. It was going to be a battle of the death.

Suddenly, as if the gods heard his mental prayers and smelt his soiled pants, an angelic voice cut through the tense atmosphere. "Reiner, I'll come with you. Just let me sort things out here."

Was this it? Was this what he needed to end this battle of the wits? The owner of the angelic voice smiled at him. He swore he heard a harps playing in the background.

Nodding, Reiner returned the smile. He wouldn't have to take on this suicide mission after all. He knew when he first began to form this plan that the angel's guardian would be more than willing to rip his meaty head right of his shoulders and devour it with one heart-filled, evil laugh. Luckily for him, it seemed as if the angel was more than willing to fight her guardian on with full-force.

He rounded the corner and leaned against the wall of the structure. He now had two people checked off his list. Annie was first to be checked off. And now Krista was secured as second. Thank god his plans were beginning to run smooth.

Although he was not looking forward to the murderous intent the beast would hold over him for at least as long as he lived. He'd have to make sure that he'd keep an eye open for any potential murder plots the demon would calculate in her head.

Yes, Ymir was someone he was now fond of messing with. Taking her dear and precious Krista was the equivalent of running blindfolded into a mob of 15-meter class titans.

"Bring him back before nine. I will not stand for it if you have him out any later than that."

"And do not feed him more than two servings of anything if it's past six."

"And make sure you don't leave him to wander by himself."

"Oh, and if he gets jumpy make sure to hold his hand."

"And if he gets scared hold his hand."

"Hold his hand if he gets sad too."

"As well as hold his hand when he gets overly excited."

"Actually, just hold his hand whenever he expressed any major emotion."

"And –"

Reiner chuckled. "I assure you, he will be in good hands with me." He put his makeshift notepad down as he finished writing down all the assigned rules he was given. "Now, is that all?"

The small figure next to him furrowed his eyebrows and sighed. "Let's just get going Reiner. They won't stop unless you take the iniative."

The two people in front of them made angry faces. "We're only worried for your safety," one said. His eyes were focused steadily on Reiner's face. "If you don't take care of him I swear –"

Reiner put his hands up as a signal of defeat. "I promise he'll be back in one piece." He then looked down at the small figure beside him. "Anyways, you ready to go Armin?"

Armin smiled back and followed the larger out of the room. He turned back to wave at the two friends who still seemed to be filled with nothing but anxiety. He loved his friends. He really did. But sometimes those two – Eren and Mikasa – got so worked up over him spending time with other cadets that he felt that they really were his parents.

Mikasa stared Reiner dead in the eye. A mysterious glint took them over. "If you deflower him, I will take your dic –"

"Okay, bye!" Armin grabbed the older's hand and dragged him out before the girl could finish her threat. Once outside and gave a breath of relief and turned to Reiner. "I'm really sorry about that."

Reiner chuckled and shook his head. "It's no problem."

The two began to make their way to their destination. Reiner was in lead while Armin followed behind him,

"So, where are we going," the younger cadet asked.

The taller of the two turned back slightly and gave him a smile. "I'll explain when we get there."

It took them a few minutes but Reiner finally started to slow down once they got to a small circle of abandoned storage buildings. Armin figured that bigger and better buildings were built closer to where the trainees slept, so all the equipment was moved to there.

"This way," Reiner called to him.

They stopped at the biggest structure. Even though it was the biggest, it still wasn't that big. The door looked weak and ready to fall off of its hinges, the paint job was practically nonexistent, and the windows were to dirtied with dust that it was impossible to see clearly through them.

Reiner fiddled with the knob until it finally did its job properly. The door opened with a creak! and the two boys set into the shelter.

Once inside, Armin noticed that there was more inside than what he previously would've though. Chairs were scattered everywhere and a rickety, old coffee table was in the middle of it. Shelves ran along each wall in whole. At the very back of the place was a few forgotten material. Shovels and rakes and bamboo sticks littered the floor.

Upon further inspection, Armin noticed that they were the only people in there as well. Sitting on chairs were two other cadets. Krista and Annie.

Reiner smiled gleefully as he playfully pushed Armin into one of the chairs. He himself ran and pulled one of the larger chairs up to the coffee table. The other three, who seemed to be confused as all hell, watched his movements carefully. It was obvious that the only one who knew what they were doing there was the muscular guy.

"Okay, now that we're all here, it's time to begin."

Annie sat back in her chair and looked at her friend curiously.

Glasses suddenly dawned Reiner's face. There were no lenses in and they looked about ready to fall off his face. Annie suspected, with a roll of the eyes, that he only put them on to look more professional for whatever he managed to drag them into.

"Ahem," he began. He looked into the eyes of each other three and nodded. "It is now time for me to welcome you to the new era." He stood up abruptly, causing his chair to fall down, and placed his right fist on his heart. "It is now time! I now welcome you to where you will be spending your idle time for the next three years!"

Armin was about ready to make a run for it. Had his friend gone mad?

"I hate to interrupt such a promising looking speech, but I'd like to know what the hell you're rambling on about," Annie huffed.

That was it. That was the question he had been waiting for.

"This, my friends," he laughed excitedly, "is the newly established secret society." Reiner's breathing became erratic as he tried to hold his excitement in. "Welcome to the secret society dedicated to blonde military trainees!"

Goddammit, Armin should've made a run for it.

asjdsdjfkldsf this sucks ass ;w; but the idea has been with me for quite some time now. I just love to imagine Reiner going about stupid antics like this. And who doesn't love themselves some snk blondes 3 im not funny tho so this is my pitiful attempt at humor. dkm it will get better

well yeah feedback is always appreciated. Reviews are lovely. Look forward to the next chapter soon ~