Just something I thought was fun to make, I think the characters are OOC but on well, I enjoyed making it, so hopefully you enjoy it to :) Also, they all speak in full sentences a lot but that's only because I'm terrible at slang and only understand the words "lol" and "brb" to be honest :/
The Facebook Consultation
Penny
Hey, do you guys wanna go get a chinese takeaway tonight?
Leonard Hofstadter
Yeah alright, what time do you finish work?
Penny
6:30, should I meet you there?
Sheldon Cooper
SOME people are busy and would rather appreciate it if you stopped inboxing each other. I'm currently analyzing physics that neither of you would understand and it's hard to concentrate when one's phone vibrates every few minutes.
Leonard Hofstadter
Sheldon, why is your profile picture the superman badge?
Sheldon Cooper
It's October 17th.
Leonard Hofstadter
So? Halloween isn't for another two weeks
Sheldon Cooper
17th October 1914 Jerry Siegel was born. Such date should be remembered, therefore I've changed my profile picture to the Superman logo in memory of Siegel.
Penny
I'm probably going to regret this, but who's Jerry Siegel?
Leonard Hofstadter
Oh no…
Sheldon Cooper
Jerry Siegel was the co-creator of Superman, along with Joe Shuster. He was the youngest of six children and a fan of science fiction pulp magazines, he also became active in what is now called 'fandom'. He attended Glenville High School in Ohio and worked for his school newspaper, known as 'The Torch'. I would go on but I think I've made my point.
Penny
Sheldon, sweetie, I'm not going to read all of that. It's probably all a bunch of science hokum.
Sheldon Cooper
Vibrations!
Howard Wolowitz
Oh for the love of god, just turn your freaking phone off Sheldon!
Sheldon Cooper
What if the apartment catches fire and somebody needs my help? I've got thousands of comic books in that room and I'm not letting them burn!
Leonard Hofstadter
Honestly, Sheldon, what are the chances of that happening? And nobody's even in the apartment so how would we know if it catches fire?
Bernadette Rostenkowski
I'd be happy to come with you, Penny.
Sheldon Cooper
VIBRATIONS.
Amy Farrah Fowler
I like the way you used upper cased characters to emphasize your point, Sheldon; and I'll be there too, Penny.
Penny
Great, what about Howard, Raj and Sheldon?
Rajesh Koothrappali
Yes.
Howard Wolowitz
I'll come if we lock Sheldon outside.
Sheldon Cooper
Thank you, Amy Farrah Fowler, and if you actually think about locking me outside then, surprise surprise, I'm not going.
Howard Wolowitz
Oh dear, I can't imagine what we'd do without you! (That was sarcasm, by the way.)
Sheldon Cooper
Ha ha (that was sarcasm too, by the way).
Penny
Seriously! Stop squabbling! You two are being pathetic!
Sheldon Cooper
I'm never pathetic. Howard, however, still lives with his mother.
Howard Wolowitz
Actually me and Bernadette are thinking of moving in with each other, and at least I understand the concept of sarcasm…
Rajesh Koothrappali
You're moving in with him?
Bernadette Rostenkowski
Yes, we thought it was time to try again!
Penny
Aww! Congratulations you two!
Bernadette Rostenkowski
Thank you, Penny
Sheldon Cooper
Honestly, do you guys have nothing to do with your time?
Leonard Hofstadter
Sheldon, if the vibrations are annoying you then just put your phone in your drawer or something!
Rajesh Koothrappali
He's already tried, it's quite amusing to watch him do all this, actually. Let's make more vibrations!
Howard Wolowitz
Hey, Sheldon, how's your grandmother?
Amy Farrah Fowler
I realize that friends tease each other on occasions so I'm going to side with the others on this one, Sheldon.
Penny
Oh, guys, this goes beside the point! Sheldon, are you coming with us or not?
Rajesh Koothrappali
He's not going to reply, he's planted his phone in the soil of the plant in the corner of the office.
Bernadette Rostenkowski
Why did he just turn his phone off vibrate?
Leonard Hofstadter
Why didn't he just log out of facebook on his phone?
Rajesh Koothrappali
Hahaha, the plant is vibrating.
Rajesh Koothrappali
Oh dear, now he's getting angry
Rajesh Koothrappali
There goes Sheldon's phone.
Leonard Hofstadter
What happened?
Rajesh Koothrappali
Well he threw it out the window but now he's realized what he's done so he's ran out of the office to go and get it.
Penny
All of this out of a simple "do you want a chinese tonight?"
Sheldon Cooper
I think you'll be happy to know that my phone is still intact. But seriously, stop with the immature inboxing.
Leonard Hofstadter
So are you up for the chinese tonight?
Sheldon Cooper
I'll join you tonight if you stop with the vibrations
Howard Wolowitz
Well I'm not promising anything lol
Bernadette Rostenkowski
haha
Sheldon Cooper
VIBRATIONS