Note: Code Geass is owned by Sunrise.
Lelouch Lamperouge and C. C. were at a shop and were getting milkshakes, but Lelouch noticed a problem. Lelouch said "There's a balloon in my milkshake."
C. C. replied "Well you should get a fresh milkshake."
Lelouch said "I'm sure that having balloons don't make milkshakes expire."
A waiter asked "Is everything okay?"
Lelouch said "Well there's a balloon in my milkshake."
A waiter replied "I'm sorry. That's like the sixth time this has happened. I've been trying to keep this from happening."
Lelouch said "Good luck on your big balloon adventure." Lelouch threw the balloon out of the milkshake. The balloon flew away.
C. C. replied "Sometimes I wish that we could have a normal date, but I suppose your eccentric antics are a part of why I love you more than anything."
Lelouch said "Thank you. I'm really charming when it comes to acting like a weirdo."
C. C. asked "Where do you wanna go to next?"
Lelouch said "I need to get more batteries at the grocery store."
C. C. replied "That seems like a weird place to shop for groceries."
Lelouch said "Doing weird stuff is how I stay so cool. Plus the furniture store closed down so I need a new place to start getting batteries at."
C. C. replied "Okay."
A few minutes later Lelouch and C. C. went to the grocery store. C. C. said "I'm going to get the groceries while you look around for batteries."
Lelouch responded "Okay." Lelouch ran up to one of the store employees and asked "Do you have any batteries?"
The employee said "We got rid of the health food aisle so we could sell batteries here."
Lelouch replied "That was a brilliant thing to do dude. People despise health food so getting rid of it will be extremely helpful for tons of people." Lelouch went to the grocery store's battery aisle.
Mao was in the battery aisle too. He said "Greetings Lelouch."
Lelouch angrily asked "How did you guess my location?"
Mao said "I knew that the furniture store got shut down so you required a very random place to shop for batteries."
Lelouch replied "You should start leaving me alone you wacky dude."
Mao said "I couldn't do that Lelouch. The most important person in my life has made the terrible choice of dating you."
Lelouch asked "How did you know that I started dating C. C.?"
Mao said "I have the main trait you always lack: proper thinking."
Lelouch replied "Yeah right. You're a lunatic who's obsessed with C. C. and Australia."
Mao said "After C. C. falls in love with me we'll adopt some kangaroos in Australia."
Lelouch proudly said "I know that kangaroos are from Antarctica."
Mao laughed and replied "You're the prince of craziness."
Lelouch said "You need to leave me and C. C. alone. If you don't you'll get into big trouble."
Mao asked "How could you stop someone as wonderfully evil as me?"
Lelouch pushed a cart at Mao. Mao crashed into the soda aisle. Lelouch said "I've done practice on how to win a fight in a grocery store so you'll lose this battle."
Mao replied "I think I know how to win this battle without any fighting."
Lelouch said "You could make me pass out by reading a math book to me. Those make me pass out constantly."
Mao replied "I have a bribe for you."
Lelouch said "Cancel all of your bribe plans. Nobody's more important to me than C. C. so a bribe won't make me agree to anything."
Mao replied "If you keep dating C. C. I'll break this battery aisle apart. You'll lose the chance to get all of the batteries you want so badly."
Lelouch said "You've become even crazier than usual. I wouldn't dump C. C. for some batteries."
Mao asked "But aren't batteries a top level of importance to you?"
Lelouch said "Buying batteries at random stores is a really cool and eccentric hobby I have, but there are a few things that are more important than batteries."
Mao replied "If you don't stop dating C. C. I'll break your TV, computer, and ripped up comic books."
Lelouch said "That stuff is pretty awesome, but C. C.'s kind of more important."
Mao replied "I thought that I could easily bribe you. You've become more mature and I'm ashamed of you for that."
Mao walked around a few aisles and found C. C. Mao said "Greetings C. C. I've missed you terribly."
C. C. replied "You should stop bothering me. You used to be one of my dearest friends, but you've gone too crazy."
Mao said "I've changed so much since the last time I bothered you. I've become much more sneaky and loopy. I know that might sound somewhat unappealing, but you should focus on the part about me becoming different. Even though the changes are for the worst I think that should make me sound cool."
C. C. replied "You belong in Australia."
Mao said "I plan on moving there. In fact I have a house there. I want you to dump Lelouch and move to Australia. The kangaroos would be a big fan of you. We could learn how to have Australian accents."
C. C. replied "I have no interest in hanging out with you again. You're kooky."
Mao said "I'm a charming kind of eccentric."
C. C. replied "No. Lelouch is the best at having eccentric charm."
Mao angrily asked "What's so good about your darling Lelouch?"
C. C. said "He's really smart, clever, awesome, and attractive."
Mao replied "I'm ashamed of both Lelouch and you. I tried to make him accept my bribes, but he wouldn't agree to any of them. How could he turn down my super appealing offers?"
C. C. smiled and said "Despite how much you claim to love me I think that Lelouch loves me more."
Mao sighed and replied "Even though I love you I would dump you if I was bribed with batteries and Australian merchandise. He's the person you deserve to be with. Sadly I'm not a generous guy." Mao got out some knock out gas, but he accidentally used it one of the store employees. The store employee fell asleep on some boxes of food in the middle of one of the aisles.
The store manager said "That worker is going to get a paycut for sleeping on the job."
Lelouch ran up to C. C. and Mao and said "If you don't leave C. C. alone I'm going to beat you up."
Mao replied "Yeah right. You're the master of slapstick, not fighting."
Lelouch said "I'm going to defeat your reign of corruption." Lelouch grabbed some boxes of cookies and threw them at Mao.
Mao replied "It's pathetic that you think a few boxes of food could defeat me."
Lelouch said "There are other things in the grocery store that I can throw at you." Lelouch grabbed some galloons of pudding and threw them at Mao. Mao broke the pudding containers.
Lloyd Asplund said "You ruined my precious pudding." Lloyd grabbed the pudding containers and felt like crying.
Lelouch said "Frankly it's sad that you're so sad about this Earl of Pudding."
Lloyd replied "This is a really big tragedy."
Lelouch grabbed a carton of oranges and said "These will defeat your master plans." Lelouch threw the oranges at Mao, but they barely hurt him.
Jeremiah Gottwald replied "I was going to buy every single of those. Instead I'm going to buy disappointment."
Lelouch replied "I'm sorry that I disappointed you orange boy."
Mao said "You've failed to stop me several times today Lelouch. It seems like I'm going to be the master of victory today."
C. C. replied "I can stop you."
Mao said "You lack the brilliance that I have."
C. C. replied "Be ready to lose you fool." C. C. punched Mao a few times which made him pass out. C. C. said "Mao lacks the strength to win battles."
Lelouch asked "Then how come my sneaky plans didn't stop him?"
C. C. said "Your plans were too edible to work."
Lelouch said "I'm really proud of you. I wish I could be proud of myself."
C. C. replied "Well, I'm proud of you for not agreeing to any of Mao's bribes. It proves that you've matured and that you love me." C. C. kissed Lelouch.
Lelouch said "Well, then I'm proud of myself. I'm going to buy enough batteries to fill up the car's trunk."
C. C. replied "I love how unique you are."
Lelouch said "Thank you. If we ever got married I think I would use batteries instead of rings."
C. C. replied "That's an idea I'm not cool with."
Lelouch said "I feel like putting batteries in the oven."
C. C. asked "Why?"
Lelouch said "Um, proper reasons aren't needed for my plans."