The Fantastical Teufort Debacle: By Suwako the Frog
Chapter 1: A Start of a New Day
It was in the middle of a cease-fire in Teufort, with tensions growing between the two teams. The extreme heat from the desert wasn't helping anything either. The Red Sniper was fiddling with his rifle, adjusting his scope, and polishing the rifle's chamber. The Pyro was directly below him, lighting a match, and staring at it endlessly.
The Red Engineer was in his workshop, which was a quite small room, with the ceiling just touching the top of his helmet. He looked down at what he had, which was a partially broken teleporter, which the Blu Spy sapped during the battle earlier. He hated that decieving, backstabbing Frenchman with a passion.
His neat suit, his cigar smoking, the way he acts like a gentleman,yet fights like a coward. The Engineer is claimed of just hiding behind his little sentry, letting it do all of the work. At least he can fight fairly, unlike the Spy.
The Engineer began to work on his device, taking what parts he needed from his piles of scrap, shaping them to what he needed, and attaching them to the device, which was finally starting to shape after an hour's work. He worked for two more hours, toiling away, the occasional teammate poking their heads in, interested in what the Texan was doing, to be quickly shooed off by a wrench.
Finally, when the sun began to set, the cool night breeze beginning to blow into Teufort, the Engineer chuckled. He had finished his teleporter, shining in the dull light of the workshop. "I see you have finished your work, laborer." came a voice from the entrance to the room. The Engineer quickly grabbed his handgun and whipped around to find the Blu spy, flicking a cigarette on the floor.
"Why shouldn't I just shoot ya'll right now?" asked the Engineer.
"It is quite simple, pardner. You kill me, you are out of a job. We are in the middle of a cease-fire, if you haven't figured that out already." The Spy replied, grabbing a new cigarette from his case. The Engineer sighed, and put the handgun in his holster.
"So, what is a backstabbing fiend such as yourself doing here?"
"I'm just watching your repairing process, I honestly have nothing else to do with those illiterate idiots back at my base."
"As much as I hate you, you do have a point. The only other people here who can actually have a civilized conversation is the doctor, and that aussie upstairs. Why i'm sharing this with ya'll, I haven't the damnest clue, but I honestly don't care right now." The Engineer answered, picking up the spy's cigarette, and putting it in the trash can next to him.
"I honestly do not like murdering your toys that much, if it makes you feel any better."
"Then why do you have the job then?" The Spy then sighed.
"Family business, it's run in the family for several generations. How did you get the job?"
"Same as you, and I believe it's the same with most people around here, we're just picking up from where our fathers and grandfathers left off, killing each other for seemingly pointless briefcases."
"Indeed." the Spy replied.
Suddenly, the room began to shake violently, as if an atomic bomb just detonated outside, and considering how the workshop is built like a nuclear bunker, that wasn't entirely out of the question. The teleporter was the only thing in the room staying completly still, as it sparked and made strange noises. Then, after a minute and a half the shaking stopped, everything was back in place as if nothing had ever happened.
"What in the sam hell was that?" The Engineer blurted.
The Spy replied with a simple "I have not a clue." The two peeked thier heads outside the room, and everything still seemed to be in order. Except for the fact that there was sunlight coming into the fort. The two were somewhat confused, they knew that not a minute ago had the sun had just set. They wandered outside onto the bridge area, and knew that there was something completely and utterly wrong. The base looked as if it had been sawed off at the middle, and beyond what was left of the bridge, was a forest.
"Oh, merde." The Spy simply said, putting his palm to his face in the process.
"Well,that's not something ya'll see everyday." The Engineer blurted. The Engineer also noticed that something was off, not the fact that the desert seemed to be gone, but that there was and odd smell in the air, the smell that occurs directly after someone uses his teleporters. He also noticed that red particles were swishing around in the air, another sign of teleportation. But teleportation on such a a scale? Impossible, so the Engineer thought.
"Laborer, we need to find our teammates, whether they be Red our Blu does not matter." The Spy replied, snapping the Engineer of of his confusion.
"Oh, yeah, probably a good idea."
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Meanwhile, shortly before the teleportation.
"Reimu, I think you're out of tea." yelled Suika, who was digging around in Reimu's storehouse.
"Eh, I guess I gotta go on a shopping trip soon." Reimu replied, as she checked the donation box. A familar witch began to descend towards the shrine, with a puppeteer in tow.
"Marisa, get me off of this thing!"
"Fine,fine, be a scaredy cat if you want,ze, i'll just take what you offered then." Marisa said, as they hit the ground.
Alice then sighed and replied "Fine, you win, here's those books you wanted." Alice then pulled some books out of a small duffle bag and handed them to Marisa.
"Marisa, Alice, what were you two doing?" Reimu asked.
"Our little puppeteer here thought she could stomach an entire ride on my broom all around Gensokyo. She bet these books, and lost."
"I really underestimated my fear of heights here."
"Would you like my last bit of tea, Alice? I insist." Reimu blurted.
"If you insist, I shall partake." Alice then scooped up the cup of tea, and drank it slowly. Then suddenly, a large boom occured in the distance, causing a red flurry of particles to rain down from the sky like snow. Suika took a swig of sake from her bottle.
"Looks...*hic*...pretty."Suika blurted.
"Whatever that boom was, it came from the Forest of Magic,ze." Marisa rebutled.
"I really hope it didn't crash on my house, or i'll have to rebuild it AGAIN. Alice said, glaring at Marisa,who proceeded to grab her and fly towards the forest while Alice yelled at her.
"Well, I guess they are going there, Suika, wanna come? "Reimu asked.
"I'll just..*hic*.. stay here, you run off to do that thing." Suika then proceeded to fall asleep on the patio, as Reimu nodded her head in pity, and flew off towards the forest.