Tittle: Talk Dirty To Me Author: Remembermex3 Parinigs: Santana/Brittany Rated: K

Note: I promise to update as much as possible but I don't usually come on this anymore. I just figured that Glee is amazing and something that happened a while ago inspired me to write this. For future noticing the first chapters going to feature them having a conversation on the phone without all the (She sighed, She responded) I hope you enjoy this Brittana Fic! Huggies, RMx3(:

"Hey, I'm thinking of you"

"Are you a kinky unicorn?"

"Um no"

" Who is this?"

"Its Santana!"

"Isn't a little late?"

" I can't sleep I'm thinking of you Britt"

" Awe, I'm thinking of Unicorns"

" So what are you doing right now?"

"Talking to you"

"Besides that"

"Um I don't know"

" Okay..Fine. So, what are you wearing?"

" Why does it matter?"

"Just answer the question"

"I dunno clothes"

" Ask me something then"

" When will the interview be over?"

" What interview? Its phone sex"

" What's that?"

" Brittany phone sex is where you talk all kinky and shit like (get in my bed now and let me fuck you) in sexy voices"

" You mean like this"

"You sound like the exorcist, its just creepy"

"I'm sorry I'm not very sexy when I'm tired, Can we do this some other time?"

" Please Brit!"

"You're not a very good persuader"

"Fine. Can I ask the questions this time?"

"Sure, whatever. Just make sure they're sexy okay?"

"Mhm. What's you're favourite food?"

"That's not sexy Brit!"

"I just needed to know"

"Pfft. Now ask me a dirty question!"

" Give me a minute"

"Hurry up!"

"Got one. Do you like mud?"

" What? Brittany!"

" You said you wanted a dirty question"

" I meant like Would you fuck me now or something"

"I'm too tired to for sex!"

"I give up, good night Britt!"

"Good night Santana!"

"Brittany..?"

" Yes"

"Are you single?"

"Yup are you?"

"I'm the only lesbian in our school..of course I'm single!"

" You still like me don't you?"

" Actually, I need to go to bed now Night!"

"Santana.."

" Talk tomorrow yeah?"

"You got it!"

"I love you Britt(:"

"I love you too Sanny!(:"

" Bye!"

"Good bye;;)"