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Lelouch Lamperouge finished up his latest day of school. Lelouch said "I had a pretty successful day at school."

Suzaku Kururugi replied "But you ripped up all of your homework and got a couple detentions."

Lelouch said "I may be sneaky and mess stuff up, but I'm too charming to be hated."

C. C. walked up to Lelouch and said "There's some big problems going on."

Lelouch replied "That sounds more problematic than I want it to be."

C. C. said "Prince Schneizel attacked the Black Knights' hideout."

Lelouch asked "Are the Black Knights okay?"

C. C. said "Yeah, but the hideout got wrecked apart."

Lelouch got on his Zero costume and met up with the Black Knights. Lelouch (dressed as Zero) asked "What's going on dudes?"

Kaname Ohgi said "Diethard gave the prince a key to the hideout."

Lelouch angrily asked "Why did you do that?"

Diethard Ried answered "The prince offered a bunch of money and I love accepting bribes so it worked out well."

Lelouch said "It worked out well for you, but you put the entire team in danger."

Diethard smiled and said "That's a really big accomplishment. I'm proud of myself."

Lelouch went home and was in a very angry mood. C. C. asked "Are you alright honey?"

Lelouch said "The prince is driving me crazy. I'm going to call him and sass him." Lelouch called Prince Schneizel.

Prince Schneizel replied "Greetings Lelouch. I'm charmed to get a call from one of my most bothersome rivals."

Lelouch said "I'm really mad at you for breaking the Black Knights' hideout."

Prince Schneizel replied "It was a important thing that had to be taken care of Lelouch. You've been trying to ruin my plans for months. That's why I got rid of your silly hideout."

Lelouch angrily said "I'm going to get my revenge on you."

Prince Schneizel replied "You should handle your problems with more friendly and dignified plans."

Lelouch said "You're being pretty hypocritical. Your solution to me and my team attacking you is to destroy my hideout."

Prince Schneizel replied "Violence is something that I'm not a fan of, but it's worth it for situations involving you. You should be honored by that instead of feeling offended."

Lelouch proudly said "I'm going to get the best revenge I've ever had. Prepare to lose harder than ever you wise prince." Lelouch hanged up the phone and said "I'm going to break into the prince's lair."

C. C. replied "That's a really foolish thing to do sweetie. The prince is the most dangerous person in the world."

Lelouch said "His antics have been corrupting my plans for too long. I'm going to prank him really hard to stop him."

C. C. replied "I doubt that a few pranks will stop a dangerous villain of royalty."

Lelouch said "I hired some smart guys to help me with this mission so I'm going to do a great job. You're one of the people I hired so lets go get ready."

C. C. replied "You didn't ask me or even tell me that I was hired for this mission."

Lelouch said "I need a secretary to schedule stuff for me."

Several minutes later Lelouch, C. C., Lloyd Asplund, and Diethard went to Prince Schneizel's lair. Lelouch said "Lloyd and I will set up a great prank for the guards."

C. C. asked "What are you going to do?"

Lelouch said "We're going to throw stink bombs at them."

Lelouch and Lloyd walked close to a few of the guards. Lloyd asked "Do you know how to make the stink bombs turn on?"

Lelouch said "Yeah. I'll throw a stink bomb at us to test it out." Lelouch threw a stink bomb near him and Lloyd. The stink bombs smelt so bad that Lelouch and Lloyd passed out.

Guard # 1 asked "What's going on?"

Guard # 2 looked at the ground and said "Two smelly dudes passed out on the floor."

Guard # 1 said "Since they smell so bad they should sleep in the garbage can for the rest of their nap."

Guard # 2 replied "Good idea dude." The guards put Lelouch and Lloyd in a garbage can that was outside.

Several minutes later Lelouch and Lloyd woke up. Lelouch said "My prank failed super hard. I'm ashamed of myself."

Lloyd replied "I'm proud to say that I'm ashamed of you too."

Diethard said "I think I know how to take care of your problems with the prince."

Lelouch asked "What's your plan?"

Diethard said "I'm a news guy so I know how to be charming. I'll convince the prince to stop causing trouble."

C. C. replied "I really doubt that a smart and dangerous prince would cancel his evil plans for a random news dude."

Diethard said "I promise that I have a chance to kind of do a okay job."

Lloyd replied "Well that seems like a decent amount of confidence."

Diethard walked into the lair and said "Guards please let me visit the prince. I have some important stuff to talk to him about."

The guards led Diethard to Prince Schneizel's office room. Diethard said "I have a couple offers for you."

Prince Schneizel replied "Forget about those pointless attempts to convince me to give up. You should trying to ruin my plans." The prince put some money near Diethard and said "I'll pay you a few thousand dollars if you stop your rivalry with me."

Diethard said "Okay dude." After dancing with the money Diethard ran away. Lelouch looked around hard enough to see Diethard walking away.

Lelouch said "I'm ashamed of Diethard. His loyalty to me competes with his loyalty to greed."

Lloyd replied "I know how to take care of the prince. Pudding's the best food in the world so I'll use it to bribe him into canceling his plans."

C. C. said "You have a biased trust in pudding since you're the Earl of Pudding. Also pizza is a better food."

Lelouch replied "You're biased since you eat pizza everyday."

C. C. said "You're my boyfriend so you're supposed to have a biased trust in what I say."

Lloyd responded "You two need to work on not being biased. I'm going to go try my plan." Lloyd went to the prince's office and said "If you cancel your master plans I'll give you a few gallons of pudding."

Prince Schneizel replied "This is the most pathetic bribe I've been offered this year." Prince Schneizel threw Lloyd outside. Lloyd fell on a grassland.

Lelouch said "Lloyd and Diethard totally failed at helping me today. It seems like I'm going to do a different plan."

C. C. responded "Please hold up on your next plan Lelouch. I love you and trust you to a moderate degree, but you're very chaotic when it comes to plans. You need to a plan that's more intelligent and mature."

Lelouch proudly said "I'm going to defeat the prince by doing a super good plan." Lelouch went into the prince's lair while dressed as a TV repairman. Lelouch went into Prince Schneizel's office and said "I'm here to repair the TV."

Prince Schneizel replied "It has been acting a little loopy, but I don't think it's in bad condition."

Lelouch said "Don't worry royal dude. I'll mess around with it." Lelouch pretended to start repairing the TV, but he was actually starting to break it. Lelouch said "I'm actually Lelouch, not a TV repairman."

Prince Schneizel sarcastically replied "You're the prince of surprises."

Lelouch said "I'm going to break your TV if you don't stop trying to ruin my team's goals."

Prince Schneizel replied "A rich person of royalty like myself losing a TV isn't a real problem Lelouch. If you lost a TV you would cry about it, but I hardly care when someone steals my TV."

Lelouch asked "Why do you keep trying to ruin my plans?"

Prince Schneizel said "To defend myself from all the times you and your team attack me."

Lelouch replied "But you're a villain who has really dangerous plans."

Prince Schneizel said "I consider you to be the bad guy."

C. C. went into the office room and said "You aren't handling this rivalry correctly Lelouch."

Prince Schneizel responded "I agree about that. Lelouch is a charming and cool person, but he sucks at thinking and planning."

Lelouch proudly said "I'm loaded with smartness dude."

C. C. replied "Since you and your friends failed at your plans I want use my plan to defeat the prince."

Lelouch responded "Okay."

C. C. grabbed Prince Schneizel and punched him into a wall. The prince got up and tried to battle C. C., but C. C. was much better when it came to fighting skills. After a few minutes of fighting the prince passed out. C. C. called the police so they could arrest Prince Schneizel. C. C. said "Your plans should of been more about fighting instead of pranks."

Lelouch said "I'm proud of you. You stopped one of my biggest rivals. You're the best girlfriend ever."

C. C. blushed and replied "I hope that I become the best wife someday."

Lelouch said "Maybe by the end of next decade."