Clove: Who should I kill next…?

Katniss: Not me

Peeta: Not me

Gale: Not me!

Clove: Wait, who are you?

Gale: Oh, wrong chat room, sorry :P

Katniss: You Peeniss Gale

Peeta: … Isn't that our name?

Clove: Shut up Loverboy

Peeta: Hey…

Clove: I'm trying to decide who to ki-

Cato: HEYYYY!

Clove: Mother of God…

Cato: WHAT…?

Clove: You've got it on caps

Cato: OH

Katniss: Please… just leave

Cato: WHO, ME?

Katniss: No Gale, he's trying to steal my silver arrows

Clove: Poor Flower…

Peeta: Step away from my Girlfriend! B*TCH!

Gale: Nom…

Clove: Ok that's it; do you want to get your murder on, Cato?

Cato: HELL YEAH

Clove: God kill me now…