Draco Angst Haikus
An All Holy Smartness Production (Plus Mako)
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My father beats me
Once a day, three times at night
Harry, save me please
I think this is pretty self explanatory.
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Yes, I have been bad
Spank me once more, Snape my love
Drumsticks are tasty
Because drumsticks are tasty.
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I puked up my lunch
I am still anorexic
Pass me a cracker
He's bulimic, too, folks! *Parrot squawk* Draco wanna cracker?
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I am like the ice
Snow falls delicately, my love
Lucius turns me cold
Daddy… daddy! ;_;
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Blood is like ketchup
Yeah, it courses down my wrist
Baby, don't you know?
Sing it in a pop/sensuous tone. It's funnier.
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Brown locks and bucked teeth
Forbidden love of Muggle
The pain, it hurts me
Because what else would pain do?
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Flaming hair meets blonde
The freckles, they astound me
I weep for your touch
… Hey, we had to have Ron in here somehow. _
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Conflict of self grows
What is the point of it all?
Might as well end now
Angst, anyone? We'll buy it for you whole sale!
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Who will catch my tears?
Harry, Ron, Snape, or Dobby?
Someone save my soul
I like angst! It's really crappy! ^.^
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I wear leather pants
Bondage with pre-teens is fun
Spank me one more time
Because "spank" is silly.
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AUTHOR NOTES:
Voice #2: Why do you build me up, buttercup baby? Besides Buttercup, that little whore… Here we give you ten, high quality, Draco Angst Haikus!
Voice #3: Yup! The format is simple, folks. Try it out for yourself. Just 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and then repeat line number one (No, I mean in amount of syllables, not in actual text).
Both: We've read some pretty bad Draco Angst fics lately. And they turned out to be rather funny. Actually, hysterically funny. =D Which, probably wasn't the author's intent… sooo… Here ya go.
Voice #3: We tried to cover all the aspects of Draco Angst we could find.
Voice #2: There's probably more, but we didn't want to look.
Mako: And I helped!! ^__^