Disclaimer: I own nothing.

This is not beta'd. It's really not worth it.

Anyway. Hope ya like. Though I don't think ya will.

You could hear the screams from anywhere in the school. Allen ran down the halls, Komurin following close behind. He ran to the library, slamming the door behind him. He saw Kanda reading a book, sitting on a couch in the far corner. Lavi was typing like a madman on a computer in the middle of the room.

LAVI! KANDA! HELP!!!" The terrified teen ran to Lavi, his innocence activated.

"What's wrong Moyashi-chan? And why were you screaming?" The redhead asked, curiously.

"Komui saw me hugging Lenalee cause she fell. I didn't do anything! Hide me somewhere would ya?!"

The sounds of the giant robot, Komurin, came crashing down the hall. Allen cowered behind Lavi as the robot burst through the wall. At first there was so much dust and debris you couldn't see anything. Then it cleared up and you could clearly see Komurin.

Komui stood on top of it, his glasses shining as he looked down at the pale cursed teen. He pointed a finger at him. Allen 'yiped' and hid out of site.

"You corrupted octopus! You touched my beloved, pure, innocent, sister Lenalee! You must be punished! Komurin attack!" Komui yelled.

Before the robot could do anything, it's first two legs were chopped off.

"KOMUI!"

Everyone turned to see Kanda covered in dust, pieces of wall stuck in his hair, and apparently a book had somehow found it's way on top of his head. Lavi burst out laughing.

"Hee hee hehehehehehe! Laughin'!...Stomach!...Gonna die!!!" By now the redheaded teen was rolling around on the floor holding his stomach, laughing so hard tears streamed down his face.

Allen just barely kept his composure. For he knew if he laughed, he'd surely die. Komui was giggling.

"Oh! Kanda. So sorry. Heh heh. Let's go Komurin!" The large mechanical piece of machinery dashed out into the hall and ran like the devil was after it.

"GET BACK HERE!" Kanda roared as he chased down the robot, leaving the two remaining teens laughing hysterically in the center of the library.

The furious samurai caught up quickly to the speeding robot. As soon as he was close enough, he slashed it's legs off with his katana, Mugen. Innocence activated, he sliced up the thing into a million pieces.

"No! My precious Komurin! Why?!" The scientist cried. Literally.

"Stop creating these stupid things! Your lucky I was in a good mood and decided not to chop your head off!" He yelled at the devastated Komui. Then he stalked off to take a shower and get wall out of his long, once shiny, raven colored hair.

This would be the day that the students in Black Order High would always remember as the day the school was almost destroyed by another one of Komui's crazy robots. And an irritated Kanda Yuu.

Well that's it. Review if ya feel like it! So...tired. *passes out*