Tanith marched up to Valkyrie, laying a finger on her chest.

"Become Darquesse."

"No."

Tanith blinked, "What?"

"No, are you deaf or summin'?"

Tanith blinked, dumbfounded by the anger in the teens voice.

"You listen here young lady!" she snapped, digging a claw-like nail into Valkyrie's flesh.

"FUCK OFF!" Valkyrie screeched, throwing her arms in the air, causing Tanith to lose balance and topple over.

"JESUS! Get off my fucking back, woman!"

Tanith blinked harshly, her eyelids about to pop off with the amount of blinking they were doing.

"SHE CAN'T BECOME DARQUESSE!" Solomon rushed in, waving his cane around like a madman, "FOR SHE IS THE DEATH BRINGER!"

"Angsty Teenager," Skulduggery threw in.

Valkyrie turned sharply "You're supposed to be on my side!"

Skulduggery shrugged, "There are no sides when it comes to dealing adolescence." Snarling, Valkyrie turned back to the others.

"Up, now ya done it." Fletcher cut in.

"SHATTAP HAIR BOI!" A voice screamed, as Alexia Rue rushed in, followed by Germionie, Alibax and Tiger.

"Never...Running...AGAIN!" Tiger panted, resting a hand on Germionie's shoulder. Germionie herself was doing the same as Tiger, only resting her hand on Alibax. Alibax, however, seemed unaffected by the super-long-distance-999-mile-sprint.

"Hair Boy?" Tanith turned questionably towards Alexia, who nodded silently.

"Says the remnant." Alibax added coolly.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Tanith screeched a vein was raised on her forehead, looking dangerously close to exploding.

"Anyways," Tiger added, finally recovering, "She can't become Darquesse OR the Death Bringer, for she is..." Tiger turned towards Alibax.

The girl in question began laughing manically, "SHE IS VALKYSAURUS!" Tiger yanked the button from her pocket and handed it to Germionie.

"If you'd be so kind," she said, pointing the large red button teasingly at the Harry-Potter mad girl.

Grinning, Germionie's finger shot down on it. Her giggles rising until they were the only thing heard over the screams of pain emitting from Valkyrie.

Alibax, who was beginning to feel a little left out by this time, threw a 'Justin Beiber' at Fletchers hair. However it was not very affective and caused more damage to the annoying Canadian than to the annoying Irishman.

Tanith blinked up at the now 3000 feet tall Valkyrie, now looking an awful lot like a dinosaur.

"Would ya look at that?" Skulduggery mumbled, "Valkysaurus' do exist."

Hey! What started of as a random idea by my friend Alibax soon turned into this and many other random things that infect not only mine, but many of my friends (including Alexia and Germionie) too.

Hope you enjoyed this insanely rubbish one-shot, see ya!

~Tiger P