-1"Your mom is so fat, she sat down and she fell!"
"…"
"Uhm, how about…Your mom is so fat she has a baker's dozen of rolls!"
"That's lametarded!" Ashley protested.
"Yeah, well, that's not even a word." Leon retorted, scowling. It wasn't 'lametarded', it was funny! He hmphed. "Fine, here's another, Your mom is so stupid she thought the limit of 2 was 0!" He chuckled to himself.
"…" Ashley stared at him blankly. "I don't get it."
Leon rolled his eyes. "Fine. Your mom is sooo fat, she walked into a restaurant, and they told her, "we don't serve fat people here" and she ate him!" He knew that one was clever, no one could resist laughing at that.
"You've been hanging around zombies, and parasites to long, mi amigo." Luis piped up, from the bench across from Leon, where he was munching on some crackers.
Leon glared, and took a bite of his sandwich. "I'd like to see you do better!" He was very sensitive about his sense of humor. Of course they were funny!
"Hmm…alright. I will. Your mama is so poor, she was kicking a tin can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "moving."
Ashley chuckled.
Leon glared.
"You suck."