Fangirl Fanfic

Disclaimer: We do not own any Animes or Anime characters or stores or brand names or libraries or the Dayton mall. We don't want to own a mall, but that is beside the point.

Description and Rating: Crazy story about three girls who meet three Anime guys and go hang out at the local mall. They have to hide from the girls' parents and run from mall security while dodging a horde of evil rabid fangirls. Rated PG for language and violence.

Credits: Written equally by Himizu and Ryouko, with a few ideas credited to Kitsune, although she takes no part in writing the actual story.

Chapter 1: Fateful Encounter

"Bye girls, have fun, don't talk to strangers, stay at the library."

"No use of drugs or firearms, and remember, you always have the right to say no, even if the guy is really hot."

We'll be back around ten, so behave yourselves."

Himizu and Kitsune faced their separate families, nodding and smiling like the little angels they were not. Himizu struggled to hold on to Ryouko's shirt collar as the tiger desperately lunged towards the library doors. Then the three sets of parents went off to do whatever grownups do in their spare time, leaving the three teenagers to their beloved books.

Himizu turned to the still-struggling Ryouko. "Have fun kitty," she said, releasing her friend. Ryouko charged off, nearly banging into the glass doors except that they were automatic, and headed straight for the Agatha Christie section.

"Strange, she completely bypassed the manga section…" Kitsune said, pausing to finger some magazines. Himizu shrugged and began sifting past junk like Dragonball Z and Astro Boy to the good manga such as Ranma, Rurouni Kenshin, and Wolf's Rain. The three girls then settled in to browse their favorite sections.

Their peaceful rest was interrupted by a commotion from the checkout desk. One of those wizened old librarian ladies with giant spectacles who creepily resemble giant vultures was involved in a heated, though whispered, debate with a blue-haired demon-like (cough cough hint hint nudge nudge) individual who was blatantly disregarding the whispering rule that libraries are so fond of enforcing.

"How dare you demand that I relinquish money to you for the loan of this amazing book of beauty tips!" the blue-haired fellow demanded.

"It's library policy. If you don't have a library card to check out a book, you pay for it," the librarian snapped peevishly.

"How dare you suggest that obey your silly common rules? Don't you know who I am?" he exclaimed.

"A smart-ass bad-mouth punk!" the librarian exclaimed, nearly breaking her own 'quiet' rule. The blue-haired guy looked so shocked and outraged that the three girls nearly fell over laughing. Then Kitsune ran up to the blue-haired guy and glomped him.

"SHISHI!" she cried.

Shishi Wakamaru looked up in surprise, wondering who on earth she could be. The librarian looked surprised.

"Do you know this punk?" she asked. Kitsune nodded.

"Oh yes, he's my mom's brother's uncle's son's cousin's daughter's nephew's second cousin twice removed! In other words, he's my cousin. Can't you see the resemblance?"

The librarian looked from Shishi's blue spiked hair, to Kitsune's dark and Hispanic features. "No."

Ryouko and Himizu laughed their heads off yet again, then walked off to leave Kitsune to sort out the problem she had started. The girls entered the mystery section, but to their surprise, they weren't the only ones in the nearly-always deserted section. Standing with his back to them was a young man with long spiky blonde hair and a green-colored bird perched on his shoulder. The girls exchanged looks. Not only was someone examining THEIR private mystery books, but this someone was also totally weird. They simultaneously nodded and then simultaneously coughed. The young man turned and gazed at them with proud, yet mild, violet eyes. Ryouko's eyes widened in surprise.

"SUZAKU? What are you doing here?"

He stared at her for a moment. A look of mild confusion crossed his face. "I'm sorry, do I know you?" he asked.

"No, but I know you. And your stinking bird. Speaking of bird, I've got some neat ideas… I've got some shotguns, flamethrowers, machine guns, katanas, knives, and plenty more. What do you think I should do, filet your bird and then place her in boiling oil, or use a flamethrower to make flambé… But then again, we could also…"

Leaving Ryouko to her fun, Himizu started wandering off to continue her quest for the twenty or so books that she always checked out and then managed to read and return a week later. Soon she was totally zoned out to the world, which would explain why she collided into the red-haired young man. She snapped out of her trance instantly.

"Ah! Crap! Jerk! Sorry! Wait! What?"

The red-haired guy hadn't moved yet. He seemed to be waiting for Himizu to stop running her mouth and start using her brain. He was going to have to wait a while.

"Was that my fault? Or your fault? Or the moon's fault? Or the Cosmic Sheep's fault? AHHH! Cosmic Sheep! Evil! Wait! Are you possessed? Oh my God! Evil possessed zombie guy! Wait! Zombies rule! Are you a zombie?"

"No… I'm Rando…"

"Rain-doe… Sounds familiar… I'll have to think about that one. My neck hurts from staring up at your face." She reached up and put her hands on her head and cracked her neck back into position. "Ah, that's…be…tter… AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! SPIDERSPIDERSPIDERSPIDERSPIDERSPIDER! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Rando stared. Himizu was running in circles waving her arms and screaming like a loon. He tried to speak, but she looked at him and his spider-tattooed chest, screamed even louder than before, and ran off, still screaming. Rando's mouth curved into an evil smirk and he started following her.

Ryouko and Suzaku looked up in surprise as Himizu tore screaming past them. As she ran, the backpack that she'd brought with her to store her many books flailed around on her arm and hit Murg off Suzaku's shoulder. Himizu's momentum and speed kept Murg plastered to the backpack as she raced out the library doors with Rando trailing behind, an evil glitter in his eyes and a smile on his face.

"Uh oh…" muttered Ryouko, realizing what Rando had tattooed on his chest and what Himizu's greatest fear was. Then further realization dawned. "HEY! THE BIRD! GIVE ME BACK MY BIRD! THE ONE THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO TORTURE AND FILLET AND KILL! NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR!" She turned to Suzaku. "You. Come." Suzaku followed her, eager to get his bird back, as she ran up to Kitsune, who was still babbling away to Shishi. "Come Kitsune, we have to rescue Himizu from one of her little spider trips and GET MY BIRD BACK!" Ryouko then walked out.

Kitsune didn't move, she just kept babbling away, completely oblivious that she had been summoned. After about 30 seconds, Ryouko came trotting back in, grabbed Kitsune's ear, turned around, and dragged her out the library doors. Kitsune promptly latched onto Shishi and dragged him out too, screaming "Owie owie owie!" the whole time. Shishi looked horrified. Suzaku trailed along behind, viewing the amusing scene before him and laughing his head off.

Author's Note 1: This fic has been in storage for at least two years, and we're just now starting it. O.O It was created back when Ryouko and I were still friends with Kitsune, so that's why she's in here.

Ryouko and I have decided to write this story in kind of a weird way. I write one chapter, then she writes a chapter, then I write a chapter, etc. Once the chapter is written, it is sent to the other author for revisions and line changes, etc. Then it is sent back to the original author to see if she approves of the changes, then it's posted. This whole process can take several weeks, depending on how long it takes to write a chapter. At the time this note is being written, this is the only chapter we've written and Ryouko still needs to read and send it back to me. So I don't know if we're going to post this immediately or write more chapters first.

Also, (and this is really sad) Ryouko and I already have an outline for a sequel written up. -.- So you know that this stuff will last for a while. So enjoy the fic!

Himizu

Author's Note 2: Yeah, Himizu pretty much sums it up, but just to add a few things. I've come for vacation, and we've got some chapters done! And also, we will use the amazing invention called Skype to communicate while halfway around the world! Is that sweet or what!

And some other things...This is actually the first fic that we're posting while it's IN PROGRESS! Amazing huh? Miracles do happen. And now that my sister has started to read and review our fanfics, I will be pestered more than ever to get them posted. So look for more updates soon! But be nice, 'cause school is starting soon too! T.T

Ryouko