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I don't own Twilight or anything Twilight-ish.
Sorry it's really short. Please forgive me?
BPOV
"emmett? Why do I smell alcohol?"
"I dunno, why ya not ask Eddy?"
"coz Edward went hunting."
"so?"
"Im not gonna run to the middle of the forest to ask him what you're doing"
"coz you feel like it."
"im gonna tell Carlisle you got drunk."
"not if I tell him first!"
He ran off laughing like a little girl. There were several loud crashes downstairs and Carlisles yelling.
"what the hell do you think your doing?"
"Carlisle, Emmett's having a drunk part-ay downstairs!"
"Okaaay, how the hell did a bunch of vampires get drunk?"
"awwww… Carlisle! Why ya have to be such a party pooper! Come on guys, lets move this party somewhere else."
I walked down the stairs.
"umm, Emmett? Its not really a party if your by yourself."
"im not by yourself! You and Jasper are gonna come with me! Wooooooo!"
APOV
I blanked out for ½ a second
"oh. My. God." Edward and I said in unison
JPOV
"Emmett, I don't want to come."
"oh come on bella, ya almost as bad as Carlisle."
I could feel wave after wave of anxiety coming of bella.
"don't worry bella, ill keep you safe."
She was very, very, very slightly reassured.
EMPOV
"BRAINBLAST!" I yelled and ran into Carlisles study. I found a massive syringe and ran back downstairs.
"are you alright? Your starting to sound like Jimmy Neutron."
JPOV
Emmett ran down the stairs at vampire speed, and before Bella knew he was behind her, stabbed a massive syringe into her back. She swayed for a while, then collapsed.
"yay! No more objections!"
He picked her up in one arm and me in the other and ran out the door to bellas guardian and locked me in the back with bella and several kegs of beer.
A fraction of a second later, I heard the engine roar and we were off.
A couple more seconds and there were two big bangs on the roof.
"EMMETT UNLOCK THE CAR!"
I heard a drunken roar from the front seat
"mmmmm nah. Me no wanna! Me gonna have the besht damn par-tay Eva!!!!"
A loud "NOOOOOOOOO!" came from the roof.
suddenly the car was tilting at an odd angle.
That's not a good sign….