Okay, so I've edited the first few chapters, because it's been a while, and I realized I could write much better.
Okay, a suckish OC story I know, I'm sorry. Setting is after the 6th book. Sage Black, 17, Sirius Blacks cousin, recruited herself for the Order. Ron and her have met over the summer and hooked up and now she's pregnant (poor girl). She's 3 months pregnant and no one knows yet so… yeah.
I don't own Harry Potter: Too bad. So sad. Try to pick up the broken pieces.
"I hate my hair," Sage stated as she tried jamming all of her curly brown hair back into a ponytail. She eventually angrily threw her arms down in frustration, her hands fell to the small barely noticable bulge that had replaced her flat stomach in the past three months.
"I think your hair defines you; crazy and unruly," Ron smiled from his bed.
"Oh yeah? Well I think your freckles define you, dopey and all over the place!" Sage came back with, but it wasn't as playful as Ron's comment was, a few seconds passed when she turned back around, "Sorry, I'm hormonal,"
"Don't worry about it, I knew what I was getting into... okay, well I had no IDEA, what I was getting into, and I STILL have no idea what I'm getting into... but I'll manage." Ron said. Sage grinned.
"You know I love that you try, it's so cute." Sage said, as she rested down next to him, he moved closer to her and kissed her for a few moments, Sage broke it and sighed, "It's also really cute, how you still find me attractive." Sage grimaced.
"It's not noticable Sage, really." Ron said.
"Your lying skills aren't as cute, darling." Sage smiled. Ron kissed her again, but it lasted half as long as they were interupted by an incredibly loud and obnoxious knocking.
Ron! Ron! RON!" Fred and George both pounded.
"WHAT?" Ron bellowed back.
"Breakfast!" they both yelled simultaneously.
"5 minutes!" Ron responded, the knocking ceased and silence over swept the two again. Ron sighed, "I swear my family is dysfunctional."
"Well as dysfunctional as they are, you've been putting it off," Sage said seriously staring, but Ron just stared at the floor shamefully, "you have to tell them about the baby."
"Yeah, I know… but… I don't think my parents are really gonna support a teenage pregnancy, they've always preached to us about not making their mistake." Ron said sadly.
"So Bill is a mistake, huh?" Sage asked. Ron laughed
"Oh no, Bill and Charlie weren't the mistakes, Percy however..." Ron trailed off, Sage smacked his shoulder and shook her finger in a scolding way, then he added, "Okay, he was the model student, back when he was faithful to the family. And Fred and George were always the pranksters, but their hearts in the right place. Ginny's the girl and the baby of the family. I'm not quite sure where I fit in... the screw up teenage father, maybe?"
"Stop being mean to yourself. I sure hope the baby doesn't inherit your self esteem." Sage grinned.
"I'm counting on the baby inheriting all of your traits." Ron confessed. Sage narrowed her eyes.
"But I want a red headed bundle of sweetness, with big green eyes and freckles." Sage moped, "Besides, why would you want any traits from my family? All of them are either mentally unstable or unbelievably cruel, sometimes both."
"Well you turned out normal... kind of. I wouldn't call you mentally unstable but you do have a lot of energy." Ron teased.
"So I'm a little hyperactive, whatever, at least I'm not so desperate for my families approval that I'd hide a baby from them for 3 months." Sage raised an eyebrow, Ron rolled his eyes.
"I'm not desperate for my families approval... I would just like them to be at total peace, before I say anything, knowing my mum she'll go nuclear the moment I tell her." Ron said.
"Yeah, well the longer you put it off, the more collateral damage she will cause." Sage said.
"Fine... I'll tell them... soon." Ron said.
"Promise?" Sage asked.
"Promise."
"Promise with sugar?"
"Promise... with sugar." Ron rolled his eyes again.
"Promise with sugar, chocolate frogs, licorice wands, and fluffy marshmellows?" Sage asked.
"Please don't make me say that." Ron pleaded, Sage giggled and threw her arms around him and kissed him again, slightly more deeply. Another knocking came to the door, Ron sighed and rested his forehead against Sage's.
"Yes?" Ron asked. Sage giggled again at his tone.
"Mum says breakfast is done." Ginny's feminine voice sounded, Ron rolled his eyes once more.
"I know, I'll be down in a minute." Ron said.
"Kay." Ginny's footsteps faded, until he was sure she was gone.
"I'll try and tell them about the baby within the next few days, I just have to wait for my oppurtunity." Ron said.
"Make it 3 days or I'll start restricting your freedoms," Sage smiled.
"Punishment worse than death," Ron said.
"Okay, but even if your family disowns you, remember I lovelovelovelovelove you ever so much Ronnykins," Sage kissed him once more.
"Don't call me Ronnykins, you know I hatehatehatehatehate it," Ron said.
"Okay, go down to breakfast I'll join you shortly and probably consume everything." Sage said.
"Not a chance with my brothers, you'll be lucky if you can get a piece of bread when coming down to breakfast this late." Ron stated.
"Trust me I know." Sage grimaced, she'd be lucky if she got a protein shake.
Yeah so review, and tell me if you like the changes to Chapter one :)