VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!!!
To all of you who subscribe to me and my authorness, I have some bad news. I'm...GROUNDED!!! Please forgive me!!!!!!! I promise I will try my best to update as I have been (at least once a month), but for the time being, please enjoy this crappy little oneshot that's been floating around FF for the past month. Anyways...
Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama. I do not own Gin, Shinpachi, Kagura, or Hijikata, either. Heck, I don't even own mayonnaise! My family eats Miracle Whip... TT-TT
"Is this one poisonous?"
"Why don't you taste it and see?"
The Yorozuya trio marched through the forest, hunting for mushrooms (having neglected to learn anything form their past experiences). Suddenly, there was a rustle in the bushes. But instead of a giant bear, it was Hijikata, the Vice-Cheif of the Shinsengumi.
Gin turned to his longtime rival. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm looking for the mayonnaise fairy."
...
"How can you possibly say that with a straight face?" Gin asked. "There's no such thing as the mayonnaise fairy."
Hijikata sighed. "Y'know, I think I'm beginning to realize that."
Kagura patted him on the back sympathetically, effectively knocking the wind out of him. Shinpachi just rolled his eyes and kept on walking.
"Now, the Jump fairy, that's another story."
Ooh, too short I know...but there wasn't really any plot in mind when I wrote this. Actually, there wasn't anything in my mind at all. Done while sitting in an armchair in an empty house on a Friday night listening to nothing but my fingers tapping the keyboard and the little whirring noises my laptop makes when it's happy.