Orchestra
The orchestra is open, and they walk in
Loz goes off to the xylophone, and starts playing
Kadaj gets annoyed and bangs Loz's head into it, *clang* Kadaj laughs and starts dragging Loz's face along it
'That's a really good tune' Yazoo laughs
Sephiroth gets the symbols and bangs them together next to Yazoo's ears
Yazoo goes deaf
Yazoo tries to get his hearing back and goes to the drums and bangs his head on it
Sephiroth goes behind him with a drum
'here let me help you'
*BANG* Yazoo's head inside
He runs round with a drum on his head and knocks into Kadaj still playing the xylophone with Loz
Kadaj stumbles into trumpet
He stands and trumpet is stuck on his head
Kadaj sneezes and the trumpet makes a funny noise
Kadaj gets it off his head
Loz goes to the violin and starts playing
Kadaj walks over and starts playing too
Loz accidentally stabs Kadaj in the eye with the end of the bow
Kadaj screams
Kadaj grabs the violin and bow and stabs Loz back in the eye
Loz starts crying
Kadaj laughs and does it multiple times
Sephiroth goes to the piano and starts playing his theme song
(the opening violin in it is done by Kadaj in the background, Loz getting stabbed)
Yazoo sneaks behind him and pushes him into the piano
Yazoo closes it and sits on it
From outside you can see the keys moving
Sephiroth slices open the piano and wraps him up in piano strings
Yazoo trips and falls into another drum
Loz's eye starts to bleed
(so he is crying blood)
He gets the closet object and shoves it up Kadaj's nose
It happened to be a flute so whenever he breathed the flute would start playing
Loz runs off and runs into Yazoo who still has the drum on his head
Sephiroth grabs the conductor stick and stabs Yazoo
Yazoo screams, echoes in the drum
Sephiroth then gets the accordion and starts playing
Sephiroth sees the organ and starts playing his theme again
Kadaj groans
'not again' Kadaj says and flute whistles
Kadaj pulls flute out and starts chasing Loz with it
Loz runs into the change rooms and closes the door on Kadaj's face
Loz comes out wearing a Scottish kilt, and bagpipe and starts playing
Kadaj covers his ears 'Ahhh my ears!'
Loz walks into the orchestra still playing
Yazoo and Sephiroth cover their ears
Sephiroth crashes into the organ, making more noise
Yazoo gets his gun out and shoots a hole in the bag pipe
The bagpipe sags, Sephiroth opens the hole in the bagpipe bigger and puts it on Loz's head
Loz runs around and runs into a gong
Then runs into pole kilt flies up
'we're scared for life!' they scream
Loz looks around with bagpipe still on head
Yazoo pulls bagpipe off Loz's head
'get changed' Yazoo shouts in Loz's ears
'why?, don't you like my pretty kilt' Loz cries
Yazoo puts bagpipe back on Loz's head and pushes him in change rooms
Yazoo runs out screaming 'I'm now blind'
Yazoo yells and screams so much Sephiroth gets annoyed
Sephiroth grabs the harmonica and shoves the whole thing in his mouth
The harmonica makes a noise every time Yazoo breaths
Loz comes out with maracas shaking them around
Kadaj grabs one and smacks it on Loz's head
Sephiroth laughs 'Loz and Kadaj are babies'
Loz frowns and starts to smack it on Kadaj's head
Loz is wearing the whole outfit that matches the maracas even with the whole frilly bits
Yazoo rolls his eyes
'I'm not a baby' Kadaj cries while getting hit in the head by Loz
Kadaj whacks Loz so hard that it breaks open and the sand pours out over Loz's head
Sephiroth and Yazoo run to the dummy choir (singing choir)
Sephiroth stomps on a persons foot
The person yells out a note
Yazoo stomps quieter
So the person sings a quiet note
Sephiroth gives an evil smile
And stabs his sword into a persons foot the person screams out a note
Yazoo laughs and starts shooting at their feet making a tune
The people also jump to get out of the way of gun shoots
Yazoo and Sephiroth are having fun making the choir sing
Sephiroth gets choir to sing his theme song
Kadaj gets other maraca and hits Loz over the head
Loz gets angry and grabs the cello and whacks it on Kadaj's head
Kadaj falls to the ground unconscious
Loz runs off to the choir and laughs
He gets his weapon and zaps the people
They sing in zappy voice
When Loz zapped the people
Sephiroth and Yazoo were making the choir sing so they got zapped as well
The choir, Yazoo and Sephiroth's hair are spiky and fuzzy
Sephiroth and Yazoo glare at Loz
Loz walks backwards and bumps into a person and gets zapped
Loz pokes Kadaj electrocuting him
Making Kadaj wake up
Kadaj grabs Loz and drags him to the harp
And runs his face along it
Loz zaps Kadaj again
Kadaj pulls out his sword at him buts misses and cuts the strings of the harp
Loz ducks but trips over and falls on the broken bagpipe making a fart noise, Loz throws it at his face
Kadaj runs around and runs into a choir person, the person screams a note
Kadaj swings around his sword cutting it off
He swings it around so carelessly that he chops off a choir persons head
The head falls on the ground, the body still standing, the head still screams
Kadaj picks it up and smiles putting a mop head on it
'I found mother!' he yells
Everyone turns around, Kadaj throws it at Loz
Loz catches it and runs around with joy
Sephiroth and Yazoo chase him
Loz throws it by accident and lands in a big trumpet
Yazoo blows the end and the head flies off and hits Kadaj
Kadaj screams and catches it
He throws it back at Loz
The mop head falls off
Loz starts to cry because it isn't mother
Yazoo and Sephiroth look at the head then at the headless body that's still standing there
Yazoo pokes the body it falls onto a person in the choir they scream a note and fall onto the next person they scream and fall
Then the whole choir is falling like dominoes
Kadaj was hiding behind the choir
Loz spots him and starts chasing him with the head
The head is still screaming
Loz runs and hides
10 minutes later . . .
Loz sees a banjo and starts playing
Sephiroth gets angry and put a tall bongo drum on him it's so tall that Loz can't walk
Loz falls over
Kadaj grabs the other one and tries to do it to Sephiroth jumping
'your too small' says Sephiroth laughing, Kadaj still struggles
Kadaj eventually gets it on Sephiroth then starts laughing
Sephiroth disappears
Kadaj gets worried panicking
Sephiroth turns up behind him about 20m away and picks up the gong and frisbees it at Kadaj
Kadaj ducks, the gong crashes into the stage
Loz runs out 'it's a UFO' Loz starts screaming
Yazoo comes out of the floating dust in an alien suit
Loz screams
'Yazoo's an alien' Loz screams and hides behind Sephiroth
Sephiroth pushes a frightened Kadaj towards the 'alien'
'please don't hurt me' Kadaj cries
Yazoo laughs evily and takes him 'into the spaceship'
Whispers stuff to him
Kadaj walks out like a zombie and heads towards Loz
Loz screams and starts running and pushing choir people in front of him
Sephiroth pulls out his sword and slices their heads off
Loz screams and runs off
Sephiroth disappears and appears in front of him with black hair and red glowing eyes and sharp teeth
Loz tries running off
But Sephiroth grabs him and gives him the evil smile
The evil smile showed sharp teeth
Loz screams and zaps Sephiroth
Sephiroth was still holding Loz so Loz got electrocuted
Loz runs off and runs into zombie Kadaj
Loz screams and runs into alien Yazoo
Loz is then cornered by Sephiroth, Yazoo and Kadaj
Loz grabs some heads and starts to throw them at them
The three dodge them and start walking closer to Loz
Loz screams and runs into the change rooms and locks the door
Later Loz walks out looking around Yazoo turns up in normal clothes
'what, you turned into an alien' says Loz
'what alien, you must be dreaming' says Yazoo smiling
Sephiroth turns up behind him and puts his hand on Loz's shoulder
'I've been looking for you' says Sephiroth smiling
Loz jumps so high his head gets stuck in the ceiling
Some flakes of ceiling fall on their heads
Kadaj comes out
'you have dandruff!' Kadaj laughs
Loz falls out of the ceiling and lands on Kadaj
All of Loz's face is white
Yazoo and Sephiroth laugh
Loz screams but breaths in some of the ceiling so he starts coughing
'get off of me' Kadaj mumbles
'sorry' Loz mutters and jumps up
'ow! that hurt!' Kadaj screams
Loz gets up but Kadaj grabs his foot and pulls him into more of the plaster
White dust goes everywhere
Sephiroth and Yazoo go back into the theater, Loz and Kadaj follow
Sephiroth grabs the digeridoo and whacks Yazoo
Yazoo screams through it into Sephiroth's ear
Sephiroth gets angry and grabs some of the plaster dust and put it in and blows it into Yazoo's face
Sephiroth laughs
Yazoo looks at Sephiroth angrily
Yazoo grabs hold of a bigger digeridoo but struggles to pick it up
Sephiroth laughs and picks it up he turns it not noticing Kadaj behind him and knocks Kadaj out
Loz starts laughing then notices the digeridoo coming his way
Sephiroth grabs more plaster and blows it in Loz's face
Loz sneezes a cloud of dust, and cant stop
Kadaj gets up but Loz sneezes in his face
Kadaj gets angry and wipes it off
Kadaj gets a Tambourine and bangs it on Loz's head
Kadaj laughs 'You've got a collar'
The others laugh
Loz gets angry and runs at Kadaj
Sephiroth sees the harp strings on the floor and quickly grabs it and attaches it to Loz's collar
Loz falls to the ground
Yazoo laughs and grabs one and uses it as a whip and whips Loz
Loz screams, Yazoo accidentally whips Sephiroth
Sephiroth turns around giving him the glare
Yazoo runs, Sephiroth picks up the strings and whips him back
Yazoo screams and runs around in circles
Sephiroth laughs and makes a loop in the harp strings and places it on the ground
Yazoo runs over it and gets stuck and he falls into a pile of plaster
Loz zaps the string electrocuting Sephiroth and himself
Sephiroth lets go of string
Loz runs around yelling 'I'm free! I'm free!'
Kadaj steps on the string causing Loz to slip on his back
'NOOO!!!' Loz screams
Sephiroth gets up with fuzzy hair but quickly fixes it
Sephiroth grabs the triangles and throws them at Yazoo
Yazoo falls over a keyboard and ends up with marks of the keys on his face
Sephiroth runs up and whacks Yazoo's head continuously on the keyboard making funny noises every time his head bangs on the keys
Kadaj walks Loz around like a dog
'let me go!' Loz screams and zaps the string again
Kadaj's hair goes spiky
Kadaj has a blond moment and puts his head in a bucket of water causing him to get electrocuted again
Loz laughs 'Uhh . . . Kadaj that's a toilet'
Kadaj lifts his head and screams, and washes his hair
Loz sneaks out Kadaj sees him and grabs a the hose and sends Loz flying into the wall
'you're not going anywhere' says Kadaj
Loz gets up and takes off the collar
'I'm not going anywhere, I'm going somewhere!' Loz laughs and runs off
'Smart ass!' Kadaj yells
Loz runs past Sephiroth and Yazoo then goes back to them and sits and watches them
Sephiroth can't see any different instruments so he grabs a big bin and puts it on Yazoo's head
He then gets the drum sticks and starts banging on it
Yazoo screams and tries to get it off
Sephiroth gets annoyed and grabs a big drum stick and whacks it hard
Yazoo's head pops out from the bottom of the bin
Sephiroth laughs, Loz laughs
Sephiroth turns towards him and gives him the evil smile
'uh oh' says Loz getting up, then running
Sephiroth grabs another bin but with rubbish in it and puts it on his head
Loz falls over, Kadaj walks past, Loz takes off the bin
'Aww yuck Loz, you stink', says Kadaj
Loz starts crying
Loz then spots Kadaj's snot covered flute and starts poking Kadaj
Kadaj doesn't notice until Loz starts poking his face with it some of it sticks to Kadaj
'EWW!' yells Kadaj backing away Loz laughs and blows through the other side of the whistle
The booga shots out onto Kadaj's face, Kadaj's face is covered
The others laugh, Kadaj screams
When Kadaj breathes in and out of his nose a bubble appears and moves when he breathes
Kadaj makes the bubble and pops in Loz's face
Loz starts to cry and snot starts to drip off his face
Kadaj laughs
Loz throws some rubbish at him and it sticks to his face
Kadaj gets angry and throws a choir persons head at him
Loz screams and kicks it at Kadaj
It misses his head only Cm's away
The head hits the wall behind him
SPLAT!
Kadaj covered in brains
An eyeball slide down his face
Kadaj screams, Loz laughs
People start coming in to watch the orchestra
Yazoo, Loz, Sephiroth and Kadaj run out and Kadaj leaves a trial of brains behind him
THE END