Once upon a time, in the land of make believe there was a large purple dinosaur named Barney. One day Barney was filming an episode of his hit television show Barney And Friends, when he became suddenly enraged. He ran through the set screaming "I AM BARNEY HEAR ME ROAR!" All the children screamed and ran to their trailers. The security guards finally tackled Barney and calmed him down. They went on with the taping because he seemed fine, but when one of the kids messed up their lines, Barney punched him threw him into the background set. The police officers tasered Barney and handcuffed him to a pole. Barney started to bleed from his ears and nose so they called 911. The paramedics took him to Seattle Grace Hospital where he met Derek Shepard
"Dr. Shepard, we have an incoming head trauma," Dr. Baily yelled.
"Alright prep Trauma Bay 3," he responded. He ran out to meet the ambulance. "What do we have, Joe?"
"50 year old male dinosaur, started bleeding out his nose and ears."
"Wait, is this Barney? From that T.V. Show?
"yup," Joe responded. "Police say he threw a kid across the stage when they messed up a line."
"Wow, I never knew that Barney could be so vicious," Derek said. "I guess thats what the handcuffs are for, lets get him inside."
They took Barney inside where they were met by Chief Weber and several reporters.
"Barney is it true you molest children?" one asked.
"Is this the end of your career?" asked another.
"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!" yelled Derek."Hes in critical condition!"
The reporters immediately left and Derek took Barney to get a CT. "Please page Meredith Grey," Derek told a nurse. Meredith met them in Barney's hospital room.
"Is that Barney from that kids show?" she asked.
"The one and only," Derek responded.
"What happened?"
"according to the CT scans he has a subtermal hematoma,"
"Are you going to go in?"
"I'll try but this brain bleed is close to the part of the brain that controls memories, emotions, and speech. One wrong slip and the Barney thousands of children love will be dead.:
"I never watched Barney growing up. My mother said it was a waste of time because there was no such thing as big purple dinosaurs who sings songs."
"I used to watch it with my sisters all the time, they loved it, but I thought the whole concept was ill-minded."
At that moment Barney woke up and started screaming, "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE BESTFRIENDS! AND IF YOU SAY WERE NOT THEN I'LL KILL YOU!" Meredith took him to OR 3 and preped him for surgery. When Barney was in surgery his cousins Baby Bop and BJ arrived.
"Where's Barney?" They asked.
"Barney died half an hour ago," Meredith said. "I'm sorry for your loss, here's his head and tail, he would've wanted you to have them."
"Thank you," they said as they took Barney's big, fat head and floppy tail. "Good Bye."
Disclaimer: I do not own Barney and Friends nor Grey's Anatomy. Credit to Elisabeth :D