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Bold: demon speak
Italics: thoughts
Underlined italics: inner people
"Kyo-chan": talk
Hi! What's up: scene change
Iron Fox :Chapter 1 : Two children?
12 YEARS AGO
Oct. 10
A large nine tailed fox was marching its way toward the strongest village of ninjas in the continent, Konohagakure no Sato, The Village Hidden in the Leaves. The nin of Konoha was on the defenses against the 150-foot fox heading for their village. The nin of Konoha were ready to rage war against the fox as they did to hidden cloud and hidden stone village. Why, because their fourth hokage was said to be the strongest ninja to ever be born.
Great, only one problem!
The fox that was attacking is the Kyubi, the king of demons, A Demi-demon god
And if ninjas can't even kill the one-tailed demon, how in hell are they post to kill the king.
"Oh, Kami we're fucked." Thought Yondaime Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato, Minato Namikaze.
"No not so" said the Sandaime Hokage "maybe Kyuubi will turn around and leave?"
"You are going senile in your old age aren't you old man?" asked the Yondaime questioning the Thirds sanity.
"Fuck off brat, I got seniority" said the older Hokage.
"I have no choice in this matter now, the fox is to strong" feared the Fourth.
Konoha General Hospital
"Oh great! The demon fox is attacking and my kids are being born at the same FUCKING time!! I have no clue if I should go there or stay here!! Kami do you hate me so" yelled the confused Yondaime. "Oh well, I do need a new born child to do the jutsu"
"NAMIKAZE MINATO!!! YOU will NOT do what I think that you are going to do!" hollered the Sandaime. "I have no choice, besides Kushina will take care of them" replied Minato. "Them?"
"Twins. One boy and one girl"
"So which one are you going to use?"
"My boy Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto" said the Yondaime with much pride. What a fucktard!! Thought the Third. "Only you would name your child after a ramen topping!! What did you name your daughter Nori (dried seaweed)!"
"Hey!! How did you know!?" Sandaime banged his head on the wall.
At the Battle Field
After that was said, everyone within hearing distance sweat dropped even Kyubi (super hearing), What the fuck is wrong with this ningen?!! First naming his son fishcake then his daughter dried seaweed!! What the fuck!! I feel so sorry for his mate! Thought Kyuubi as he rampaged along.
Kyuubi was still marching forward towards the hidden village of Leaf. All the ninjas still alive were throwing all they got at the fox, but is seemed to be nothing more than a waste of time. The only reason the foolish nins were not running for the life was because their Blond Hokage was a war god in the body of a man, or so they thought.
BOOM
The ground shook like an earthquake had struck. The ANBU just used over 100 different "A" class jutsus at the fox. As the dust and smoke covered the field when kyuubi got hit by the jutsus.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Laughed the monster fox." WAS THAT SUPPOST TO HURT OR WAS IT TO SCRACH THE ITCH ON MY BACK.!"
Chidori yelled a ANBU with a dog mask on.
A great deal of lightning-based chakra that was in the shape of a glowing ball of thunder was in his hand. The jutsu sounded like One Thousand Birds chirping. The dog masked Anbu jumped at the fox's head and ran down the length of the fox. And down the path he ran; the jutsu left a deep cut. But as fast it was hurt, the wound healed it self.
"Fuck that had to hurt, but the fox laughed it of like water of a ducks back." thought all the ninjas that saw that.
Konoha General Hospital
"I better get ready to go." thought Yondaime Hokage as he picked up Naruto and jumped out the window. Then disappeared and reappeared near the wall around Konoha.
The Wall
There were three people waiting for the Forth Hokage to come. They were the three sannins of Konohagakure no Sato Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru. The three of them are some of the greatest ninja to ever come out of Konoha. Jiraiya turned as Minato appeared near them.
"YOUR LATE BRAT." yelled all 3 sannin at once.
"Gomen nasai, I was at the Hospital getting ready." replied Yondaime
"Getting ready for what, your funeral?" asked the slug sannin
"And why on earth do you have a baby with you?" asked the snake sannin
"To answer both questions, yes I was and the kid is my son Naruto, my little girl Nori is with their mom." answered the 4th "Naruto will be the cage that binds kyuubi."
"WHAT!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND. YOU BAKA YOU CAN"T DO THAT!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING! WHAT ABOUT HIS FUTURE, YOU AND ALL THREE OF US KNOW THAT THIS VILLAGE WON'T LOOK AT HIS AS HERO!" the three sannin once again said er… hollered together.
"I have no choice in this matter." said the yellow flash
"No, you will not make a Jinchūriki (Power of Human Sacrifice) in this village." said Jiraiya with a 'that's final look' in his eyes.
"I hate Jiraiya but I know a dumb idea when I hear one." said Tsunade
"Minato, many call me a mad man but if you do this that title will be yours, I take my stand with my friends between you and a Jinchuriki." said Orochimaru with every bit of force that he could muster forth.
"I thought that I will never see you three on the same side of a problem. Its nice to know that you three can work with each other, but last time I checked you three cant over power me; I am the fucking Hokage and I do not run a Democracy, my word is law got that. Remember that all nin villages are democratic republic." replied Minato
Jiraiya, calming down said "Your wife will kill you and how did you get her to say yes to this."
"Kushina is sleeping and so is Nori." replied Minato
Kuchiyose no Jutsu
"What do you want brat." asked Gamabunta
"Take me to fight Kyuubi, boss." answered Minato
"You have a death wish or some thing." said Gamabunta
"Just bring me there."
"Hold on"
ThenGamabunta jumped forward to face the demon fox.
"Oh great, now a blond with frog is going to try their luck." laughed Kyuubi
"I may not be able to, but watch this ningen become a force of god." Minato roared back at the fox.
"You a god, I like to see that Blondie!" cried the fox.
Shiki Fūjin
"Oh shit shinigami-sama, its nice to see you again". said the fox in fear
The death gods hand went in to Minato's body and ripped Kyuubi's soul out.
"Seal the fox in to my son shinigami-sama." yelled Minato
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo" yelled the fox for the last time for a long time
In his last breath he saw the 3rd & his students the three sannins were racing towards him.
"Old man make sure that Naruto is seen as a hero, and you three as my last order, I tell you to watch out for him and Nori." said Minato "Ero-sannin make sure to teach both if them Hiraishin and Rasengan."
"Don't worry brat we will." said the 3rd Hokage
And with a smile Minato passed on, blissfully unaware of the hell he just unleashed up on his son.
::: so how was my first chapter of my first story? READ AND REVIEW!!
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