Marik's Legion of Villains PART 3
By: DMEX
Nothing is mine
Summary: The third installment of Marik's bumbling Villains with WWE and TNA Superstars and Divas, this time they plan to rob a casino.
-Somewhere in Las Vegas-
Edge: So now, we're in Vegas? What's next, card games on motorcycles?
Yami Bakura: If you only knew…
Marik: Silence. Welcome our newest members, Zack Ryder and Samoa Joe/
Samoa Joe: …!
Zack Ryder: WOO! WOO!
Marik: What the hell was that?
Sheamus: Don't encourage him fellar; you'll only condone him.
Chris Jericho: So you got some heretic and a fat bastard to take those worthless girls' place.
Marik: Don't judge Samoa Joe by his size; he can hit you harder than you think.
Yami Bakura: Speaking of which, where is that worthless LAYCOOL at?
Marik: You are all going to help me with my latest plan!
Edge: Oh crap, I hate when this happens.
Marik: Silence Edge! We are going to rob…
Tension is in the air
Marik: … A casino!
Miz: We're robbing a casino?
Yami Bakura: You never answered my question.
Marik: Layla and Michelle are disguised as Showgirls at our destination. They will seduce the nearest officers to get the money that they so rightfully conned from innocent winners.
Samoa Joe: Why a casino?
Marik: Simple, really. It was those wretched Plastic girls that took our money we use for our evil purposes and spent it on clothes and shoes. I mean how many (gun shot) shoes and dresses do they (car alarm) need?
Kane (angry): THEY TOOK OUR FUNDS?
Yami Bakura: The bastards…
Marik: Not to worry. I have someone who will scare them and scar them for life.
CM Punk: Who would that be?
Marik: I glad you asked. I got the Boogey Man to scare them to pieces and make them scream bloody murder!
Miz: Which casino are we robbing?
Gallows: Does it matter?
Marik: Yes it matters! The casino we are robbing is heavily armed like Fort Knox and will not hesitate to kill you in a second.
Samoa Joe: You're thinking Area 51.
Edge: Fort Knox is heavily armed too, Samoa Fatso!
Edge hair brows his hair. Joe and Edge fight each other. Cartoon violence sounds are heard in the background. Edge delivers the Spear, but to no effect, Joe hits him with the Muscle Buster and Edge passes out
Marik: What the (fart) was that about?
Miz: Aren't we missing someone?
Yami Bakura: Like Randy Orton or Eric Bischoff?
Marik: Eric Bischoff is a dick, but no villain either. He conned Ric Flair at this year's Lockdown event. And Randy Orton is an anti-hero! He makes the Joker look like a blathering buffoon!
Yami Bakura: That's because he really IS a buffoon!
Marik: Silence! Now, we must make sure the raid goes off without a hitch.
-At a certain Casino-
Edge: Why do I feel like I'm on Ocean's Thirteen?
Marik: Remember the plan!
Sheamus: Wot plan? All ya told us that-
Marik: Sheamus, shut the (explosion) up! You'll give us away!
Yami Bakura: What is taking Layla and Michelle so damned long!
Marik: Keep playing Slots, do you WANT to blow our cover?
Yami Bakura: I'm going to the bar.
CM Punk: You realize you are going-
Yami Bakura: I don't give a flying (car horn) about your cult's beliefs. Got it!
Marik: What the hell is Zack Ryder doing!
(pan to Zack Ryder being a jackass to a young woman that looks like some sort of vampire, she scares him off with a hideously scary look)
Marik (angry, to Zack Ryder): INGRATE!
Michelle and Layla come back (in casual clothes) Marik's Legion bolts it
-In an empty Parking Lot-
Marik: Excellent work! Now let's see the goods!
It turns out to be dresses and shoes
Marik: Did you spend every (siren blare) dollar we raided?
Layla: No…
Michelle: I still got $20 left.
Marik: What is the Legion of Villains supposed to do with $20!
-Dave & Busters-
Marik: I'm surrounded by morons…!
Yami Marik: You and me both…
(END!)