Penelope Clearwater stopped on the MOM tour she was leading to point out the newest addition to the Ministry.
"This is the Office For the Detection of Muggle Knowledge. Here we have witches and wizards scanning Muggle civilizations to see what they know about the wizarding world, and deciding what we should limit their knowledge to. Our most popular wing of this branch is over here." She led then through a door to where about a dozen witches and wizards sat at Muggle computers. "We check what they have put about us on YouTube and FanFiction."
The group was led to a girl with red hair sitting at a computer. "Oh, hey Penelope," said Ginny Weasly. "Over to show them the lovable FF stories?"
"Yes, indeed. Hey, you!" Penelope said, pointing to a small boy in the tour. "What is your name?"
"S-Scorpius Malfoy," he said. Ginny turned away from the crowd quickly and typed in something on the machine. Some of the stories were projected onto a nearby screen:
What House Will It Be? By Horses247365
Scorpius Malfoy is entering Hogwarts and just wants to fit in after his father's past. But will his whole Hogwarts career depend on what the Sorting Hat says? Of course! As always, R&R!
Dead End by ShiningLight
Scorpius Malfoy is at the end of a deep alley some call life. Who comes and saves him? And why is Albus Potter always looking his way? Slash, DH Spoilers, rated T for now.
True Love by HannahMontanaForever
When the magical world discovers Muggle world concerts will anything ever by the same again? Scorpoius Malfoy gets caught up in the flow, and who knew Hannah Montana was so pretty? Hannah Montana/Harry Potter crossover.
"You see, some of this stuff is not pretty. Here's a general day nutcase trying to entertain…" Ginny typed something new on the keyboard and on the screen flashed:
Arthur Weasly, Minister of Magic by HarryPotter3372
What will happen when Arthur Weasly is elected ruler of the greater wizarding world? Hilarity of course! Complete!
Making Do by HermioneRules4722
When Hermione's plan to free all the house elves works, what are the people of Hogwarts gonna do? Random parody, but read it, it's funny!
Crank That Hogwarts Boy! By Musicismylife789
Just a parody of the song 'Crank That' by Soilja Boy Tell Em. I own nothing!
"You see, many Muggles consider the wizarding world a joke, and not real. Just wait until we go over to Kevin Whitby and then you'll see something even worse…"
And then sounds of Snape, Snape, Severus Snape carried us to the next story.