Disclaimer: I do not own the characters (Paramount do), and the first sentence was given to me by the amazing joywriter (on VAMB). She wanted to read something J/C or J/P, and didn't mind what happened in it (which, is pretty brilliant, cause my mind is just creepy). So, enjoy. Review. Also, cookies if you spot the X-Files nod.
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Tales of Chemical Induced Trips
"What do you mean, 'Tuvok is dancing naked in the Messhall!'?"
"I can see him and his... It's... It's huge! He could poke someone's eye out with it!"
"Uh-huh. Tell me, how much sugar have you had today Chakotay?"
"How much coffee have you had today Kathryn?"
"... Fair question. Is anyone else naked?"
"Um... Yes!"
"Who?"
"Me! I started the, 'Who has the biggest tackle?' challenge today."
"Even though Tuvok always wins?"
"... Yes!"
"Chakotay. Bed. Now. Get better.
"Oh ok... Kathryn?"
"Yes?"
"I need to tell you something really important."
"What?"
"I love you."
"Oh brother. Janeway out."