Uncivilised Sid RWBY
This is inspired by a YouTube video I saw Civ 5: The Great War by Door Monster. Check it out, its very funny, and I hope to make more later. And as you read this you may come across highlighted words, think of them as part of the game like when a war is declared or new player is found an icon scrolls down one side of the screen.
Chapter 1 First Meeting
After many years, Ruby Rose, Queen of the kingdom of Red Like Roses had finally brought the world leaders together "Welcome friends, sisters and Weiss"
Weiss, The Ice Queen of the kingdom of Shnee says "Hay..."
Ruby continues the introduction "And strangers of distant lands, friends of old and new, we welcome one and all to the world's first... First World Congress Meeting. And together, I'm positive we can overcome our world's problems."
Yang, the burning Empress of Xiao Long jumped up excited "Your Right Ruby, big sis is with you all the way"
Ruby nods to her sister "First order of business, I first would like to propose a standing army tax"
The kingdom of Xiao Long has denounced the kingdom of Red Like Roses.
Ruby was struck with shock at Yang's action "Yang! What was that?"
Yang crossed her arms "It is clear that your proposal is a direct attack on our interests."
Blake, High Chancellor of the nation Belladonna raised her hand "I'd like to propose a science funding to help lesser developed kingdoms move up to be equal" Blake glares at Weiss.
Weiss takes notice "What? Why are you looking at me?"
Blake points at Weiss "You know why, miss I'm more advanced while everybody is still in the renaissance era."
Ruby then realised something important "Wait, who is the host? Who found all world leader first?"
Yang let out a small sigh "ahh, who do you think?
Kamehameha of Polynesia Rises his hand and casually wives to the girls at the other side of the table.
"Err. he was obviously going to be the host because of his deep-sea crossing perk at the early stage" Yang said.
Ruby ensures the others "I'm sure it will be fine. Ok, what would you like to propose first Kamehameha?"
Kamehameha Proposes a ban on crabs
All nations of RWBY yell out "WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT!?"
Nothing really progressed for the world in the first world meeting, but this meeting was not the beginning and it shall not be the end. preserved in the history books the world's great struggles shall be told in detail. But for now, all fourteen nations have agreed not to give up. The fourteen nations that have met are.
Ruby Rose, Queen of the kingdom of Red Like Roses
Weiss, The eternal Ice Queen of the kingdom Shnee
Blake, high chancellor of the nation of Belladonna
Yang of the empire of Xiao Long
Kamehameha of the great adventurers of Polynesia
Gandhi the immortal God King, ruler of the great and terrible eternal empire of greater India
Harun al-Rashid ruler of the Icey tundra, north Arabian
Napoleon of I'm not short Republic of France
Elizabeth, Queen of the sun never rising
Enrico Dandolo, Kingdom of We have the Moneys of Venice
Gustavus Adolphus, King of CheeseLand
George Washington, let us make America great with walls
Catherine of the great wide desert of Russia
Ramesses II, the great fast builders who make all the best stuff first
END
to be honest, I never have a game with Kamehameha because no matter what he will always be the host. am I right?
