Hi guys! I've missed FF soooooo much! School is the biggest pain you will ever have to go through! I hate you 8th grade! Go to Hades!

Ok, now that I am done with my mini rant, on with the story! I would also like to say thanks a million to Sirens in the Water, a really great friend of mine.

P.S. This is set after the Last Olympian.

I give you, my second fanfiction, dedicated to one of my bffs, Sirens in the water, and without further ado...

REVENGE!

"I, Percy Neptune Jackson, swear to you, Annabeth Mirvana Chase, that I never touched your dagger. Can't you just believe me already?" I looked at her, my eyes begging her to please, please, please, believe me!

"No! I know you did it Jackson! Don't play all innocent on me buddy, 'cause it isn't working!" My girlfriend growled at me, clearly ready to bite my head off.

I sighed and thought, Shoot! I knew I should have worn gloves. Who knew she would have gone so far as to have it dusted for fingerprints in a freaking lab!?

Let's back up a bit, earlier this week, I was just borrowing her dagger to open a package from my mom, when I accidentally dropped it in a little puddle of blue paint. Okay, a whole bucket of blue paint. Permanent blue paint. The paint was from my dad, water proof, paint remover proof, anything proof, really. It was able to stick to anything. Nico and I were going to use it to pour over the Stoll's hair to get back at them for replacing all my clothes with pink Hello Kitty stuff. Apparently it had belong to their old math teacher.* We were going to do it tomorrow night, but I was beginning to wonder if I'd be alive tomorrow night. Annabeth was holding her dagger, covered in blue paint, but still very sharp.

"Jackson, just admit it. You dunked my knife in your blue paint! I have witnesses!" Behind her stood Nico, avoiding my eyes.

"Anna, please..." I started, but she cut me off.

"Don't call me that!"

"It was an accident!"

"Oh my Gods, Percy! How could you!? You're such a seaweed brain! Even Athena couldn't make you smart! Your head is full of kelp! If I cracked open your head you wouldn't even have kelp in there! It would just be empty! I don't even know why I bother! It's useless! You have the intelligence of a freaking fish-stick!" Her face was red and I winced at her insults.

"Annabeth, I'm sorry! I'll make it yup to you! Just let me-"

She shut me up by hitting me on the back of the head with her dagger. I slowly sank into darkness thinking "Here it comes..."

...Totally Awesome Line-Break...

I woke up in a dark place. It was very open, and I could see large structures nearby. Where the Hades was I?

Suddenly, I realized I was missing a few things. First, I didn't have Riptide in my pants pocket, second, I wasn't wearing pants, third, my rubber-ducky underpants were very visible.

Then it hit me. I knew where I was. On the top of the Big House. In the open. In my underpants.

Why did my Annabeth have to be so smart?

...

At dawn, kids started lining up by the Big House lawn. At 8:00am sharp, Annabeth and her best friends Thalia, Katie Gardner, and Clarisse showed up. They were holding what looked like about 300 baseball sized tomatoes. Okay, I get it now...

...Time skip to 10:30am...

They made over $300. How? By selling tomatoes for a dollar each to throw at me while I was duck-taped to a chair which was duck-taped to the roof of the Big House. Mature, right? The best part was when Katie kept growing more tomatoes when they needed more. Annabeth alone threw about 15. I love my girlfriend.

Wanna know what was even better than Katie and her everlasting tomato supply? When Chiron came out of the Big House, looked up at me, chuckled something about true love, then walked away! And You know what was better than both of those two put together? When Annabeth left me up there until 10:00 at night!

I had to get revenge... And I knew exactly who would help me...

*Ok, I had to put that in there, inside joke between me, Sirens in the Water, and the rest of our class!

Ok, not my best work, but oh well. Read and review please! It would make my day!

Thank you sooo much for your feedback! And yes, there will be a sequel! It might not be up for a while, but keep an eye out! It's called Revenge II. Not very creative... yeah... oh well! Thanks again!

Question of the day:

Have you seen The Lorax? If you have, tell me your favorite character and/or quote! Mine is the evil dude, O'Hare, and the quote is

"Let it die, let it die! Let it shrivel up and die!"

(last scene, where everyone is singing "Let it grow!")

xoxo,

Aqua 3

P.S. If you have any story ideas please pm me or review!