The night Sparda went crazy
A/N: Another parody of, "The night Santa went crazy." Has Sparda finally lost it? Probably.
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Down at Millet island
All the demons were thinking plans
To conquer the human world and please Mundus
When the Dark Knight busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
He had Yamato in his hands and tobacco on his breathe
From his head to his boots, he was covered with ammo
Like a big drunken old unholy Rambo
And he scowled as he said, with a fierce look in his eye.
"I will kill Mundus, now you're all gonna fucking die!"
The night Sparda went crazy
The night Dante's father went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain.
Well Millet Island is gone now, he decided to bomb it
And pieces of Nightmare are sure to make you vomit.
And he tied up the Nobodies and he held Tony Redgrave hostage
And he grounded up poor Shadow in demon sausage
and he got Frost and Fetish with an old German lugar
and he slashed up Nelo Angelo just like Freddie Keugar
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Griffon
And he took a big bite and said, 'Tastes just like chicken!"
The night Sparda went crazy
The night the devil went nuts
No you can hardly walk around the underworld
without steppin' in demon guts
There's the national guard and the F.B.I
There's that old man from eye witness news
And the bullets are flyin and red orb counts rising.
And Dante's dying to know, "Oh Sparda why?"
My, My, My, My, My, My
You use to be such a good guy
Yes Beatrice, now Sparda's doing time
In a prison of the brainsick for his infamous crime
Hey little friend, now don't you cry, no more tears.
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Mundus is in therapy, Enzo's still nervous
And the demons got jobs at the social services.
And they that Trish, she's on the phone every night.
With Dante negotiating Virgil's constitutional rights.
They're all talkin' bout the night Sparda went crazy
The night the Dark Night flipped.
Broke his back for some Devil Stars.
Sounds to me like he was tried of gettin' gypped.
Wo, the night Sparda went crazy
The night Dante's father went insane
Realized he'd been gettin a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must've snapped....in his brain.
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A/N: So, what did you guys think? I think this is pretty funny.
Nobody: I'm an Albatross, I'm a Albatross. I'm....flap, flap, flapping my Albatross wings, flap, flap, flapping my Albatross wings. *suddenly jumps out of a window and dies*