Okay, a Gundam Wing Fanfic by Me (Samara3) and my best friend in the whole world (MoonDagger666). Anyway, we do not own Gundam Wing, but I wish we did! Okay, PLLEASE review this!

Heero was walking down a deserted sidewalk at night, in the park, with usual expressionless look. He was aware that he was being followed. He mentally sighed and turned around. "Relena I know you are there," he said in his usual monotone.

A figure, dressed all in black, stepped from the shadow of a large oak. "How did you know it was me?" said Relena.

"You're the only person that I could think of that would follow me around this late at night."

"What about Duo?" asked Relena.

"Dou wouldn't bother being quiet, he would just run around screaming my name," said Heero as he pictured Duo running through the streets shouting,"Heero, my man! Where are ya!" Heero cringed at the thought.

"Oookaay. Why did you think it was me then?" she said indignantly.

"Because you're a crazy stalker, that won't go away," he said bluntly.

"I'M NOT A STALKER!" Relena shouted angrily.

"Then why are you here, dressed in black, sneaking up behind me?"

"Uhhh. I…uhhh…decided to go walking in the park. I did not know you would be here."

"Then why are you dressed in black?" asked Heero.

"Because, uhhh… I'm turning gothic."

"Really….?"

"Yes, I am."

"Since when?" said Heero curiously. In his mind he was thinking, a gothic pacifist? Yeah, right, like that could ever happen.

"Since, uhh…an hour ago."

"Funny, this is a coincidence that is the same time I left my house."

This girl has issues. Why me? She's Queen of the goddamn World and she chooses to stalk me. I should have let those rocks crush her. Why did I save her? I never answered that question, he thought.

"Okay, you're right, I'm stalking you."

No freaking duh, he said silently.

"You're going to come with me now," she said as she pulled out an automatic pistol.

Heero had a blank look on his face. "Uhhh…. I'm suicidal, remember?"

"Oh yeah. Never mind." She puts the gun away.

"Right. Anyway, moving on. For your own safety you should turn around and get into your goddamned pink limo and stay the hell away from me."

"Yeah, I could do that or I could stay here and find out what you're going to do with me. In case you have forgotten you have yet to be able to kill me," said Relena.

Heero pulls out a gun and shoots. Relena looks shocked and she passes out. He walks over to her body and pulls out the tranquilizer dart. Good thing it was only for knocking people out. I can't go around killing pacifists anymore, he thought.

He then proceeded to drag her to limo and toss her into the back seat (very roughly). He noticed that there was no driver. Oh great, he thought; now I have to drive her home.

Heero got into the driver's seat and started the engine. I hope I don't get caught driving with out a license again. I don't have enough ammo in my pistol to take out everyone who sees me this time.
A few minutes later he pulled into Relena's mile long driveway and he stopped at the garage and pulled Relena out of the car. He dragged her around the back and shoved her through an open window. Her body hit the floor and made a loud thud. He heard her begin to wake up.

"Heero..." she called weakly.

He began walking away. "I almost feel sorry for her," he muttered.

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