a/n: one of the Christmas drabbles I wrote this year! This one was for the amazing sunflower_mynah (or glacialphoenix), who's awesomeness never ceases to amaze me. The pairing is f!Hawke/Anders.
warnings: fluff? crack? IDEK.
If there was one thing Marian was certain of, it was that it should not have happened like this. She'd done all the research, applied all of her considerable magical genius, but still: this. She sighed, but it came out all wrong. That was definitely not her voice. Oh Maker...
A noise. She looked up, and there was Anders. So tall... had he always been that tall?
"This is totally not what it looks like," Marian said sheepishly from among her pile of clothing.
"Hawke! Did you get me a kitten for Solstice?"
Marian put a paw over her face.