Title: Hard Candy
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: T
Pairing: Phoenix X Franzika
Summary: 20 sentence drabbles on the CRACK! Pairing of Phoenix Wright and Franzika von Karma. Please R & R!
1. Strong
Franzika always loved strong men. Wright, however, was strong mentally, not physically. However, Franzika couldn't care less.
2. Violent
"I…THOUGHT…I TOLD YOU…TO LOSE THE CASE ON PURPOSE!" Wright catches the whip moments before it hits his back again and retorts, "You never said 'please', my dear…" Franzika growled and whipped him again.
3. Delicious
When Wright had licked off a bit of ice cream on Franzika's lip, he said that it was delicious. The young attorney wasn't sure whether he was talking about the ice cream…or her.
4. Sex
Phoenix would never admit it openly, but young Franzika wasn't too bad in bed.
5. Baby
When Wright hung up the phone, he cursed himself for not using condoms.
6. Hard
Franzika had a hard outer shell, but Phoenix Wright knew exactly how to break it down. 'All you need is the right touch…' he thought as he watched Franzika undress…
7. Maya
As the two lovers slept together, Phoenix could still hear Maya's hateful words ringing in his ears…
8. Pet
"Can we buy a pet?" Franzika asked out of the blue one day. Phoenix sighed and said, "Fine, but it has to be a fish…" "Why?" Wright smiled and kissed her gently. "So I won't have to fight for your attention with a dog …"
9. Bite
During their many sex nights, one of Franzika's favorite things to do is chew on Phoenix's ear for a while. She says it tastes like chicken.
10. Pedophile
It wasn't very good for Phoenix's reputation to be going out with a 18-year old girl while he's a 24-year old man. It's not like Franzika cares anymore than he does…
11. Shot
It felt like his entire world froze as he watched Franzika fall to the ground, a bullet hole through her head. He looks up and sees Chinami holding a gun to his forehead.
12. Lipstick
Phoenix Wright hates lipstick. He thinks it ruins the taste of Franzika's mouth.
13. Objection
"Uh…can I just say one thing?" "…. What is it, Phoenix?" "OBJECTION!" "…. You are so weird."
"Look who's talking…"
14. Random
If you ask anyone who's seen the couple, they would tell you that they always seem to kiss at random times. However, that's not always true.
15. Coffee
Franzika has met a lot of people who drink coffee, but never has she seen anyone drink as fast as Phoenix.
16. Whip
Franzika's whip was missing…again. However, no one knew that this was part of their little game.
17. Phoenix
A Phoenix is a bird that can reincarnate multiple times from its own flames. Franzika believes that Wright is like that in some ways…
18. Godot
Phoenix was really starting to hate Godot. He kept interrupting his love life for 'court records' or something.
19. Dead
Wright was really going to HATE to have to tell Franzika that her pet fish died…
20. Vacation
Franzika and Phoenix were on vacation in Florida. That was where he proposed to her. Using her whip to grab the ring, she smiled and said 'yes'.