Title: Saint Gray Academy

Definite Pairings: Cross/Anita, one-sided Kanda/Anita, one-sided Bak/Lenalee, Mahoja/Klaud, Krory/Miranda, Bak/Fou, one-sided Road/Allen, Lavi/Chomsuke (Many of these aren't permanent, and there will be others, but they are undecided as of yet)

Humor/General/Romance/Crack

Rating: T

A/N: Hey everyone, this is a joint account between Fanastixx and Jilligan9223. We've been thinking about this idea for a long time, and already have about 50 chapters planned. So expect a long fic :). We hope this is a good dose of crazy, we mostly came up with this story poking fun at Kanda and Cross, and Lero being a Math teacher. But no bashing, we love them all, we swear!

So we hope you enjoy reading! If there are any mistakes, please don't hesitate to tell us.

A/N2: This is just a prologue, other chapters will be longer. And we know that their ages aren't correct, we modified them so the story would make sense. Hope that doesn't bug anyone too much! :D


LIST OF CHARACTERS

Students-

Allen Walker- 10th
Lenalee Lee- 10th
Lavi- 12th
Yu Kanda- 12th
Road Kamelot- 9th
Arystar Krory- 11th
Miranda Lotto- 11th
Jasdero- 11th
Devit- 11th
Howard Link- 12th
Daisya Barry- 11th
Noise Marie- 10th
Fou- 12th
Lou Fa- 9th
Chomesuke- 9th
Emilia- 10th
Timothy- 6th (doesn't go to this school)

Teachers and School Staff-

Millenium Earl- Principal
Malcolm C. Rouvelier- Vice Principal
Cross Marian- Music
Lero- Math
Klaud Nine- English
Bookman- Librarian
Komui Lee- Physics
Reever Wenhamm- Biology
Bak Chan- Chemisty
Tyki Mikk- Physical Education
Froi Tiedoll- Art
Kevin Yeeger- History
Jerry- Home Ec/Cafeteria Chef
Anita- School Counselor
65- Janitor
Johnny Gill- Computer Techingues
Lulu Bell- Secretary/Leader of Student Council


TIME: UNKNOWN
LOCATION: UNKNOWN

Six dark figures sit along a large dining room table. They are blanketed by shadow and an air of mystery pervades the room like a mist. The largest figure stands and clears his throat, all motion and chatter ceases. He commands total silence.

With a gleaming smile, he raises a glass. "A toast!" He cries, five glasses shoot up. "A toast, to our future victory. For now, all the actors have joined the stage, and soon Saint Gray Academy will be ours!" A cheer. He raises a hand to silence the commotion.

"For four years I have run that wretched place, and for four years I have failed to bring it to ruin. But now, with my faithful Noahs at my side, we will be unstoppable."

Another round of cheers, the revelry quickly fading to dank silence once more.

"Finally....finally, we will have our long-awaited revenge!"

TBC...


Jilligan: You know, I kinda feel like we jipped the readers with this chapter...
Fanastixx: That's okay, a lot more is coming. Seriously, a whole lot.
Jilligan: Yeah, and we'll try to have a chapter up by tomorrow or so to make up for this tiny one.
Both: We hope you enjoyed! Comments and criticism appreciated! :D :D