13 Ways to Annoy Oliver Wood

by UnicornTooth

Lol,this is completely stupid. But ya know. R&R?

13 Ways to annoy Oliver Wood.

1. Ask him how long his "broomstick" is.

2. Constantly make jokes about his last name.

3. Come up late for every practice.

4. Run up to him after class, and tell him McGonagoll canceled Quidditch again.

5. Ask him if he knows how to play the bagpipes.

6. Ask him if he likes golf.

7. Insist that he and Marcus Flint have "forbidden but passionate" feelings for each other.

8. Try out for every position.

9. Come to your games decked in Slytherin Quidditch robes.

10. During a game, scream "Hey,Flint! I heard Wood takes it up the ass!"

11. Tell him he's being replaced by Longbottom.

12. Write a girly love letter to Flint,and tell him it's from Wood.