Disclaimer: we do not own Naruto we do not own Romeo and Juliet some dead guy does…(Shakesphere) and Naruto belongs to Sasuke and vice versa
Warning: Yaoi, bad rhyming (only attempted once), stupidity, a remake of a perverted old man's work
Mishka: We are back!
Nelle: Mishka and I that is…
Mishka: only you need an introduction loser!
Nelle hits Mishka!
Nelle: this pimp slap is marinatin'
Mishka: gomen, gomen, gomen, gomen, gomen
Nelle: sigh I suppose I won't kill you.
Mishka: suki dayo!!! Aishiteru!!!
Nelle and Mishka: on with the opera
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L'opéra de la Folie, de la Confusion, et des Filles Obsédées
(The Opera of Craziness, Confusion, and Fangirls)
Act 1 prolouge
Two clans, alike in sorrow
In fair Konoha, where we lay our scene
From teenage angst breaks new drama
Where stupidity begets violence
From the fatal hormones of these two enemies
A pair of homo-lovers pretend to take their lives
Whose random insults and fights
Do mate their father figures
With the dramatic course of their teenage angst
And the continuence of violent fangirls
Which only their fake death could end
Is now our tale
To which you the fans will listen to
Or the thirty ninja's behind you will break you
DO THE GRANDMA TEST
OperaOperaOperaOperaOperaOperaOperaOperaOperaOperaOperaOperaOperaOperaCast of characters…
Romeo -Sasuke
Juliet- Naruto
Capulet- Iruka
Montague- Kakashi
Mercutio -Jaraiya
Nurse -Tsunade
Count Paris- Gaara
Benvolio -Itachi
Peter- Konohamaru
Sampson- Ino
Tybalt -Neji
Petruchio -fangirl #1
Friar lawrence -Shikamaru
Gregory- fangirl # 2
Abraham -Lee
Balthasar -Hinata
Friar John- Gai
Prince Escalus -Sandaime
Apothecary -Orochimaru
Rosalie -Sakura