Author's note: I wrote this when I was bored. This is my first Fanfic!

Alice's POV

As I was rummaging through Edward's desk, looking for his car keys, I found a piece of paper. What's this? I unfolded the worn paper and flipped it around. It read:

His smell makes me quiver,

His voice makes me shiver.

Many cower when he arrives,

Others just break out in hives.

He doesn't deserve my Bella,

This werewolf is a horrible and stupid kind of fella.

By Edward

Wow, I thought, that was lame, even for my brother. But... priceless. I placed it in my pocket. I gotta show this to Bella.

I found the keys to the Volvo. They were in the last drawer I checked. Silly me, of course they were there. I had forgotten. Te he. Bella was coming home early from Jacob's and I needed to go in order to get there in time.

Flashback!!

Bella's POV

There was Jacob's Rabbit. Waiting for me. I smiled as I got out. Jacob could always make me smile. His smile grew impossibly bigger. He was too big to fit in the Rabbit. I don't know how he managed to get in there. I climbed into the passenger seat, the smile still plastered on my face.

"Where we going," called a voice from the back seat. I looked to see Quil, Embry, and Leah squeezed, unimaginably, in the back. Jacob looked guilty.

"I brought some friends," He said without looking at me, "I was hoping we could go to the beach. Cliff Diving," He clarified, "This time we'll do it right."

I couldn't help blushing at his words.

"But, first, we need to go back to my house to pick up a few things," he commented while driving up the driveway, "I'll get the towels, you get the sunblock from the dresser in my room, please."

He looked back before finishing, "I doubt they'll be able to get out very easily."

I slipped out of the car and into the house with Jacob by my side. When we got in, he went one way, I went the other.

I walked into his room, meeting his woody smell. I filled my nose with it before moving to the dresser in one corner (A/N We have filled the nose people!!).

While I was searching the anonymous drawers, I stumbled upon a folded paper. What's this?

His smell makes me quiver,

His voice makes me shiver.

Many cower when he arrives,

Others just break out in hives.

He doesn't deserve my Bella,

This leech is a horrible and stupid kind of fella.

By Jacob

I stared in shock for a moment and finally realized whom he was talking about. Anger flared for a second and I shoved it in my pocket.

I ran out of the room, forgetting about sunscreen. And waited in the passenger seat. Jacob was soon back out with a towel.

One towel... What took him so long? I was angry enough to eat him alive, and he was BIG. And my tummy was sooooooo small. But I could handle it.

After one dive off the cliff, I had had enough and wanted to go home.

I had to stay with Alice tonight, sizings for the wedding dress were tomorrow, early. Not so oddly, Alice was waiting for me when Jacob dropped me back off. She looked like she could laugh.

I got suspiciously into the silver Volvo.

"Show me!!" she practically screamed. It took me a moment to think what she could possibly be talking about, but then... well, what else could I show her? I pulled out the piece of paper and at the same time, she pulled one out of a pocket in her coat. I looked at her quizzically.

"Trade," she said. I didn't question, just handed and received.

She started giggling uncontrollably then lapsed into full out laughter. I looked down at the paper she had handed me.

What I read shocked me even more. Wh-?

"Edward stole the idea from Jacob's head... brilliant, huh?" she said between fits of giggles.

I was not so easily amused.