Hello everyone!! I'm putting this on here for a friend of mine. I thought it was really funny so I told her I would put it on here, so now all of you can read the funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto nor does my friend but it doesn't mean we cant pretend
Chapter 1
Sakura: Curse you and your shock absorbent butt of righteousness that drinks chocolate milk through a straw and eats chicken noodle soup because it caught a cold because it forgot to put your pants back on even though your butt told you to, but you freaked out because your own butt talked to you and you stabbed your butt with a pitchfork that magically appeared in your hand out of god knows where. deep breath well, my shock absorbent butt of righteousness is smarter then your shock absorbent butt of righteousness that drinks chocolate milk through a straw and eats chicken noodle soup because it caught a cold because you forgot to put your pants back on even though your butt told you to, but you freaked out and you stabbed your butt with a pitchfork that magically appeared in your hand hour of god knows where!
Naruto: Well my shock absorbent butt of righteousness is so smarter then your shock absorbent butt of righteousness.
Sakura: Darn it! Well, my shock absorbent butt of righteousness got an A in Iruka-sensei's class yours only got a B.
Naruto: That brings back good memories. But technically I got an A+ because my butt changed the grade.
Sakura: That's not fair! Wait-a-second…. You had your butt change the grade?
Naruto: Yes
Sakura: Your butt?
Naruto: Yeah…. My butt
Sakura: Why didn't you just use your hands?
Naruto: What are you, stupid? Using my hands would just take the fin out of things.
Sakura: How long did it take you?
Naruto: Hmmmmm…. About three hours.
Sakura: my god! And you're calling me stupid?
Naruto: yes, I'm calling you stupid.
Sakura: you have just been upgraded from moron to mentally retarded.
Naruto: wait…. Shhhh.
Sakura: what?
Naruto: be quiet…. Yeah…ok…. Gotcha…. I'll tell her.
Sakura: what?
Naruto: my butt just told me that Sasuke's butt is cheating on your butt.
Sakura: what?! With who?
Naruto: …
Sakura: TELL ME!!
Naruto: Itachi's butt
Sakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Naruto: she took that better than I thought she would. At least she isn't taking it out on me.
Sakura: Must…. Kill…. Itachi's…. butt!
Naruto: it appears I have spoken too soon. Oi! Sakura!
Sakura: yes?
Naruto: Me and my butt will be leaving now. Goodbye!
Sakura: oh no you don't. You are going to help me fond gaara.
Naruto: Gaara? Why gaara?
Sakura: because he is the closest person who would know where Itachi is.
Naruto: shouldn't we get Sasuke to come along with us?
Sakura: why? Unless you want him to die, he will know nothing of this. Got that Naruto?
Naruto: ummmm…. Sure. Oh! Oh!
Sakura: what now?
Naruto: can we have code names?
Sakura: god, no.
Naruto: you can be chief commando.
Sakura: commando? What's that?
Naruto: go ask Gai-sensei or Lee. But I wanna be ramen lover. Itachi can be supreme butt muncher! Okay?
Sakura: yeah, whatever. Be back in a few hours. I have to go get someone to tell me what commando means.
Well there im done. It's a weird story but our group at school thought it was hilarious. I really enjoyed it. I told my friend I would put it on fan fiction, so I did. Um….. More characters will be coming so its not just Sakura and Naruto. It didn't take me as long as I thought it would to type this out. Oh well I guess that's a good thing. Please review, my friend and me would really appreciate it. Well until next time then