For Day of Doom Week contest! DAY THREE: any Vesper-related drabble or oneshot. Must break the Fourth Wall* or include it somehow.
Hope you liked it! Once the idea came to me, I HAD to write it. XD
Disclaimer:
*totally gives up* I put the disclaimer. By now you should know what that means. Carry on.
Vesper One was working on the most brilliant plan yet. It would involve threatening, of course. Death and destruction as an example of what would happen if people refused to comply.
The slamming of a door caught Vesper One's attention.
"There appear to be... several hundred rampaging girls heading toward the base."
"Appear? Are you implying that you don't know?"
"There are several hundred rampaging girls heading toward the base," amended the Vesper standing by the door.
"Do you know who they are?"
"No, but they are estimated to arrive in a few - "
A loud crash could be heard, and the complex shook.
" - seconds."
"Tell them to set off the defense measures."
Outside, chaos prevailed.
The mass of girls created an eruption of sound that cleared the area of any wildlife. They screamed and shouted as they attacked the compound.
The Vespers never stood a chance.
Amid the cries of victory and triumph came a voice.
"I love Twilight!" yelled one of the girls.
They were upon her in an instant.
The next thing she knew, she was bound, gagged, injured, and slightly poisoned. They tossed her in with the rest of the Vespers, who were to receive punishment shortly.
The remaining girls grinned at each other. They had been absolutely certain that they would triumph, and they did. Victory was sweet.
The Vespers had experienced firsthand the wrath of the fangirl, and that was their downfall.
I apologize to any Twilight fans out there. My friend had me put that part in because she thought it was funny.
Yeah, that was shorter than I meant to make it, but oh, well. I hope you enjoyed it! Or at least, the idea of the Vespers being defeated by fangirls, which is hilarious. I meant to make this funnier, but... It came out way less funny than I planned. *sigh* Oh, well. Hope you liked the idea, at least. Please review!
Oh, and a random question before you go: Do you pity the Vespers? If they were ever defeated by fangirls, I would. I totally would. XD Poor Vespers.