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Currently Invader Zim who has just discovered that he is nothing but a joke and never was an invader in the first place is living at his previous nemesis Dib Membrane's house. Although it was not his choice Gaz gave him an offer he couldn't refuse anyway residing at the Membrane residence was better than his alternative…The Vacuum of Space.

Chapter 1

"Happy Birthday, Dib!" Everyone in the room shouted as Dib walked thru the front door.

Dib was now officially 20 years old. Zita Burnheart his beautiful girlfriend with help from the most unlikely person Zim planned his surprise party. A week before his birthday she made up invitations for Zim, Gaz, Johnny .C with his wife Devi, and Professor Membrane. Rivetingly enough when Zim acquired the invite he engaged Zita and asked her "what is a birthing day?" surprised Zita told him. The idea of a group of people celebrating another beings emergence into the universe was a confusing thought to Zim, but living at the Membrane household for almost 2 years now has taught him many strange things about humans. For a while living at his enemy's home was almost unbearable, but the thought of complete exile to the vacuum of space seemed even less appealing.

Zim decided eventually that he will try to convert his way of life to that of a human since he was no longer an invader he might as well not even be officially Irkin. A process that nearly drove him to the brink of insanity but he had someone that helped him along the way, the only person in the house that first talked to him….GAZ. Gaz was an odd human to Zim exceptionally odder than most she had an almost Irkin way about her. The way she can command most people in her wake to doing as she asked or face doom was an astounding quality for a human. At first she simply came up to his room just to tell him that Gir ate the T.V remote or something else like he his scooting on the ceiling again. One day she came up to him and asked him if he ever missed being an invader, of course she replied yes but then she told him something that changed him forever.

"Yes Dib human, Happy Birthing Day." Dib walked up to him smiled and shook his hand.

"Thank you Zim it really means a lot that my old nemesis is now wishing me a happy birthday." Zim laughed as Professor Membrane scratched his head.

"I guess I'll never understand kids these days I mean I can create miniature black hole and harness to power of the SUN but I'll never understand kids." Seeing his father in person at his birthday made Dib even happier.

"It's good to see ya Dad I'm glad you took time off work to be here." Giving his father a handshake and turning it into a hug let out a range of sappy "Awws" from the group.

Later after all the birthday hugs and kisses from Zita and Devi and birthday punches by Johnny came time for gifts. Everyone sat down and Dib began to open his presents.

Devi and Johnny got him "Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mysteries" season 1-5 on blue ray. Zita gave him a new leather trench coat. There was another present that he hadn't noticed, it didn't have a name on it or anything thing like that.

"Who is this from?" Dib asked and to his surprise his sister Gaz who was sitting in the back the whole time stepped forward.

Not to his surprise his sister didn't wish him a happy birthday she never did but for some reason on this day she not only came to his party to add to that she gave him a present. For the life of him Dib could never figure out why his sister disliked with so much gusto. Ever since they were kids she was like that. Perhaps it was just how she was or maybe just maybe Dib was annoying with his obsession with the paranormals but he would never think that.

"Gaz, this is from you this must be the first present that you have ever given me." As he went over to hug his sister she moved away.

"Don't get sappy on me now you idiot open it." The package itself was small and hardly weighed anything at all; Dib opened it with no effort.

Inside the package was a small card that was blank. Baffled he opened the card on the inside it said "one free week". Unable to determine the nature of this Dib looked at his sister like a deer in head lights.

"It's a coupon for a free week use it whenever you want, if I get annoyed at you to no end and attempt to kill you present this coupon and it's like a get out of jail free card. This will be the best and only present that I will get you." Astonished dib stood there with his mouth open as everyone in the room laughed, Gaz departed to her room soon after.

The real funny part is in Dib mind no one knows Gaz the way he knows her she would probably kill him if she had the reason to. Mystifyingly enough her fury strength has been known to punch holes in walls. Although everybody just taught that she was kidding…she wasn't.

Well it turned out to be a real good party. Gir acted as much as a dog as he could by placing himself in the middle of the party and licked his non-existent privates. Johnny challenged Dib to a game of darts it turned out that Johnny was an expert at it he dominated Dib. After Professor Membrane went down to his lab, Devi got a little buzzed started to sing "Like a Virgin" very seductively dancing around Johnny and Dib, playfully Zita pushed her back to Johnny.

"Like a Virrrrrrgiiin touched for the very first time." Devi clasped her hands on Johnny's legs sat down and started to grind.

"Yeah right, keep telling yourself that honey." Zita told her but this only made Devi sing this even louder and grind even harder.

The whole mood was ruined when Zim asked "What is this word VIRGIN". Sometime later around midnight Johnny and Devi left for Devi had work tomorrow at her bookstore. Zim currently is sitting at the kitchen table helping Dib and Zita clean up, Gir walked over looked around to see if anyone was around and removed his dog disguise.

"I'M NAKED YAY." He ran around the room for a few moments before running back to his and Zim's room.

"Well I better go after him and make sure he doesn't wreck anything and I guess retire while I'm up there. Happy birthing day Dib human I shall go and leave you too alone." Removing his disguise he walked upstairs to bed.

Standing there smiling stood Zita leaning against the kitchen counter. She really started to like to see Zim at a regular basis. For a time it unnerved her to see him without his disguise but she got used to it.

Dib noticed thru the corner of his eye Zita had a bit of cake icing on her cheek. He walked up to her and kissed her cheek cleaning the spot.

"You had some icing on your cheek baby." Zita smiled and lightly kissed him back.

"Thanks Dib, did you have a nice birthday?" walking over to him and hugging him keeping him close to her.

Drawing himself in for a long passionate kiss, he loved her with all of his heart with every fiber of his body. He needed her and she needed him there is one last thing left on his mind the final thing etching his mind. To be with her forever marry Ms. Burnheart and protect her forever. Unfavorable at this time he will go tomorrow buy her a ring and ask her to marry him.

"Listen Dib I would love to give you a special birthday fuck but we did a little too much partying tonight I think I'm going to go home and catch up on some Z's, tomorrow defiantly we will continue what you have apparently started here (patting his erection)." Dib grunted a bit like a caveman that just invented fire.

"OK sexy I'll talk to you tomorrow." They kissed and she departed the house.