WAAAAAHHHHHHHH! My first LOTR FANFIC!
*gasp*
I'm so delighted, I hope you all like it! :333333
Reason for Writing this Story(because we all have one XD): This was written because I am soooo procrastinating with my work 8DDDDDD *gets shot*
AND I just really really wanted to write a Pippin X Merry Slash! *gasp*
Disclaimer: I burn incense at the great altar of J.R. I am only a humble amateur who is borrowing - more like abducting XD - his characters for my mini-play, and I will clean them up and send them back on their way when I'm done with them XD
Part I (Let's deceive our parents and run away together 8DDDDD a.k.a The Escape Plan)
Pippin stared out at the rolling hills and picturesque countryside outside his window. It was a beautiful summer's day, but Pippin wasn't allowed to enjoy any of it as he was banned from stepping out of the house for the whole afternoon.
"It's your dear Cousin Petunia's birthday, and I'll not have you running a mock and ruining it as you did last time for poor Sherry's! Why the poor dear had been in tears after seeing the mess you have made by the time we opened doors for the guest to arrive!" Pippin's Ma had complained and grounded Pippin to his room for the rest of the week that it took to prepare and set up a Hobbit Girl's 21st birthday party.
Pippin groaned and rolled over on his bed. If only his cousin Merry was there, then his mother would have at least packed him off to Merry's family. However, Merry was at the moment, visiting his more elderly folks with his parents for that same week.
For a moment Pippin spread out on his bed, his hands creeping down his chest towards his crotch. The thought of his cousin Merry always made him hot, and on a hot day like this….
A knock on Pippin's door broke through the young hobbit's thoughts. Pipping scrambled up into an upright position to quell the growing arousal and said "Come in! I'm only rolling around and being bored out of my wits!" Pippin exclaimed.
A familiar and very welcome face popped around the door.
"Merry!" Pippin exclaimed and jumped off his bed, practically racing over to the elder cousin.
Merry closed the door and grinned at Pippin mischievously", You know I'm supposed to be with my folks on a boat to the other side of the world called boredom right?"
Pippin nodded eagerly.
"Well I told my parents that your parents wanted me over to look after you, and they sent me along with my stuff! Now if you tell your parents that my parents want you along with us, your parents will send you along with your stuff as well!" Merry grinned.
Pippin just looked at him confused " Why would I do that? Of course, I'm glad you're here, but if we deceive both our parents, then where would we go?"
Merry took both of Pippin's hands in his " We'd go, on an adventure!" He laughed merrily and released Pippin, "Come on Pip, don't you want to go on a bit of an exploration? What better way than right now, when both our parents are too busy to notice?" Merry asked.
Pippin grinned as the prospects dawned on him," Help me pack Meriadoc, I see you're on to something here!" Pippin laughed and ran over to the cupboard to drag out a suitable haversack.
It didn't take very long to convince Pippin's Mother that the Brandybucks were welcoming to take young Pip with them on their visit to see the Elders, which left Merry and Pippin on the road just before twilight, and a merry sight they were!
"Oh what shall we do now, now that we have our freedom?" Pippin grinned.
Merry looked at Pippin, then thought for a moment "Let's go over to my cousin Nelly's place. She lives on the outskirts of the Shire. I'm sure there are a lot of things to investigate and have fun there. Plus, she's far enough out of earshot from either of our families" Merry reasoned, and the pair of them set out for Nelly's place.
They arrived at Nelly's little cottage late at night and rang her bell several times before she responded.
"Hello Meriadoc, what a fine time to arrive at my doorstep. Are you eloping?" Nelly asked sleepily.
"Yes, with my dear cousin Pippin" Merry grinned, which made Nelly start and blink more firmly to take in the young eager-looking face of young Pippin.
"I think not! But I'm sure the both of you would like to set your packs down and have a bit of refreshment and rest" Nelly grinned and beckoned for the pair to come in and join her.
Two beds were prepared in separate guestrooms, and after a hearty late night snack, all three hobbits went to sleep in their respective rooms.
End of Part I
P.S. Thank you for enjoying this piece, and Please review! Comments speak a thousand ego boosts! 8DDDDD
Ego-boosts mean I writer faster and harder and more more more!~ hee hee 8888DDDDDDDDD (And of course, more reason for me to procrastinate! :33333)