Alright guys this is another project I have been planning since the beginning of Total Drama High School, and maybe even before I created it. So uhhh there is no schedule for this story, it will most likely be updated every 2 days. This will work out like stories featuring characters from Total Drama, but put them into Fairy Tales, and the story will play out differently. It is kind of stupid, and I made it for laughs. So uhhh sit back and enjoy the story. Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama or Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Lindsay and the Three Sharks

Once upon a time,

There was a 16 year old girl named Lindsay. Lindsay was not very bright, and dis not like her life at home. So one day, she snook out and wandered into the woods. She was all alone and scared. She thought to herself I wish Tyler was here. He would protect me from the forest.

Lindsay explored the woods, despite the warnings of to not go in the woods when it was dark. But Lindsay was stupid, and never did things right. Some time later, Lindsay found an empty home, and being the stupid naive girl she was, she wandered into the house. Little did she know that the house was owned by pshycotic, man-eating, land sharks. But yet again, Lindsay never knows anything.

When she got inside the house, she thought to herself, boy, am I hungry. Why don't I just eat the continently placed porridge that may or may not be poisoned. :).

She went to the table and saw three bowls of porridge. I should try the middle one first. Lindsay thought. She tasted some, and thought that one tastes kind of cold. Even though it was just right, but Lindsay is too stupid to know the difference. She tried the big one and burned her tongue. She yelped out in pain. That one is too cold. It gave my tongue frostbite. Even though it was way too hot. She then tried the smallest one and thought this one is just right. Even though it was very cold. She thought it was the best one of the three and drank it all. I want to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians now. Lindsay thought.

She walked over to the chairs and sat in the tiniest one which was too small for her, but she thought it was comfortable, because Lindsay is like turned on their TV, and put Keeping Up With the Kardashians. She watched the new episode. And the chair then broke. Hope they don't mind about the chair. I mean, it was like too tiny anyways. I am tired now. It is like, such a good idea if I sleep in the bed of a stranger's house, right?

So she walked upstairs and discovered 3 different sized beds. I wonder why their is always like three different sized things, for like everything. She walked over to the biggest bed. I am pretty, and pretty people deserve a nice big bed. So she fell asleep on the big bed, even though the medium sized one would have been perfect.

Soon the family of phsycotic, man-eating, land sharks came home. They were surprised to find a small chair broken, and the small porridge gone.

"HAS SOMEONE BEEN INSIDE THIS HOUSE?!" The papa shark said in shark language. The racket woke up Lindsay, so she thought oh my gosh, the owners are home. I should probably thank them for letting me use their home, and like not escape through the covienietly placed window that is open. It is not like they will be mad at me for destroying their property. So poor Lindsay walked downstairs, once she walked downstairs, her fate was sealed. She was eaten by the papa shark. She was never seen again.

The End...

The lesson of the story is to not go inside stranger's houses, and eat their food, break their property, and sleep in their bed.