(All right! Brand new story! I got challenged by one of my friends, here on this side of the internet. I accepted, so here it is. This is a Yu-Gi-Oh GX story. Don't like? Go cut yourself with Jello! There may be some dueling in this, but not a lot. Um, what else...Oh, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh GX or Yu-Gi-Oh in general. Now...go out there and have... A Hot Summer!))
"Please?" Jaden asked Syrus as he rushed to pack his bags.
"No." The blue haired boy shook his head feircely.
"Please!" The brunette got down on his knees and began begging.
"I said 'no', Jaden! I don't care what we're doing, I am not driving a boat off of the Academy Grounds!" Syrus shook his head. The door busted open, revealing a pale teen with jet black hair and a Hawaiin shirt and Khakis.
"Listen to me well, Slacker. This may be my only chance to woo Alexis! I won't let you ruin it! If I have to stay in this dorm with you slackers for two more days, I'm going to have a freaking school shoot out! And, you'll be last so you can watch!" Chazz threatened.
"Jeez, calm down a little. You've been so freaking nervous since the incident." Jaden laughed, putting a hand behind his head. The obelisk dorm had found a stash of photos of Alexis under Chazz's bed and kicked him out of his room, deeming him to be 'a danger to Alexis's privacy'. Mr. Crowley had sent Chazz to bunk with the Slifer students, saying that 'If you are low enough to invade the privacy of your girlfriend, you're as low as them. HAHAHA!'.
"Shut. Up. SLACKER!" Chazz screamed into Jaden's ears, sending him tumbling to the ground.
"Hey! Will ya'll shut up? I'm tryin' to get some shut eye!" Tyranno Hasselberry called from his bed.
"Chazz, don't be so hard on Jaden!" Blaire scolded as she walked into the room, wearing a bright red bikini and carrying a suitcase. She walked over to Jaden and gave him a big hug, sure to place his hands low down her back.
"First, what's with you? Second, what's with the bikini?" Jaden asked her, tilting his head to the side.
"Ignoring that first one. Second, I thought I might do a little tanning on the boat. Maybe you could help rub in my tanning oil?" She asked, giving him her best smile and winking.
"Sure. That's what friends are for." Everyone in the room, including the cat, Pharoah, face palmed and fell over onto the floor. Jaden simply shook his head, picked up everyone's bags, and threw them out the window. Everyone was outside in a second, retrieving their clothes. Syrus stood where he was, since he didn't pack.
"Hey, slacker. Got an idea." Chazz pulled Jaden aside for a moment. He whispered into Jaden's ears and his eyes got wide.
"I could never do that to him." Jaden shook his head.
"I can." Chazz grabbed a pillow, measured Syrus mentally and laid the pillow down at his feet.
"Holy Crap! Is that Zane making fun of Jaden?" Chazz pointed out the window. Syrus turned around immediately, ready to jump out the window and try and beat his brother's ass. Chazz hit him over the head with a frying pan and Syrus fell onto the pillow, head first. Chazz shrugged and patted his hands on his pants. He grabbed Syrus's legs as Jaden grabbed his head. They carried him out the door and Blaire grabbed Jaden's suitcase, while Tyranno was forced to carry Chazz's. They ran down to the beach as fast as they could, considering that half of their group was carrying an unconcious teenager. They stopped at a familiar grassy area over looking the beach where a familiar blonde sat, wearing a bikini top and shorts. The song on the radio next to her, now sounding like California Girls by Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg. She stood up and shook her head, her hair cascading down her shoulders. She looked beautiful in the sky blue bikini and blue jean shorts. She walked confidently over to the group, leaving her radio and suitcase behind.
"Hey, Lex!" Jaden called out. At that moment, Syrus woke up, yelling that the gnomes were kidnapping him.
"Gnomes?" Alexis Rhodes tilted her head to the side.
"A few weeks ago your stalker-" Jaden began, interrupted as Chazz yelled 'Prince Charming!' He rolled his eyes and began again. "told Syrus a scary story about gnomes that eat your skin off when you wake up after they kidnap you."
"And, it would have scared him more, if you didn't find my gnome cardboard cut out. I was gonna cast a shadow with it and scare him." Chazz smiled, trying to impress Alexis with his intelligence. It failed. She turned back to Jaden and helped Syrus to his feet.
"That's going to hurt tomorrow, huh?" Syrus poked at the lump on his head.
"It doesn't hurt now?" Alexis asked him.
"No." Syrus answered.
"Good, then you can pilot the boat. Now, come on!" Chazz ran down onto the beach, where a large boat was waiting.
"Wow. How'd you get that, Jaden?" Blaire asked him.
"Crowley." He smiled back at her. Her heart skipped a beat and she got a feeling of fuzzy warmth in her head.
"He just gave it to you?" Alexis asked him, skeptical.
"Well, he gave me the key ring that had the master key on it once when I got locked out of the dorm. I noticed a boat, chained to the docks and decided to take it for a cruise. I wrecked it, and I've been fixing it since!" Jaden laughed sheepishly. Alexis peered down at him with a look that pratically yelled out 'You idiot! That's stealing and vandalising! No, bad Jaden, bad! Bad boy!'
"Wow. Her eyes sure do talk a lot." Tyranno laughed, noticing the look. She turned her gaze to him and he bolted for the boat as well as Blaire and Syrus.
"I thought that, since I'm fixing it, we could...take it for a spin?" Jaden suddenly felt like a chibi and began to run in circles in the grass, until he got behind Alexis and dragged her down to the ground. They laughed for a moment, then realized that they were about to roll down hill.
"Aw, crap." They both said, then began to yell as the rolled down hill at top speeds. The hit the docks hard, bouncing into the air. They landed on the boat's deck on their feet, both doing a victory pose around the other.
"Alexis!" Chazz appeared out of no where, wearing a Speedo of all things! " Need some help with your sunscreen?"
"Jaden!" Blaire called to him from the other side of the deck, "come rub it in!"
Jaden and Alexis looked at each other for a moment and nodded. Jaden grabbed a life vest and put it on Alexis as she took off her shorts, revealing her bikini bottoms. She nodded and tied a rope around her waist, then tied the rope around Jaden. She jumped off the boat, landing in the water with a soft splash.
"If there's any problems, tug on the rope!" Jaden called out. Blaire walked over a moment later with a pool chair, straightening it out and plopped herself down on it. She stood completely still, humming gently as Jaden lathered tanning oil over her perfect hourglass figure. Suddenly, his hands were below her, his hands moving up to her chest.
"You want to get the front, too?" She giggled, blushing feircely.
"No, I'm trying to hold on as Alexis dives under!" Jaden was yanked out of his seat for a moment, falling off of the boat and into the cold ocean. Alexis joined him on the surface a moment later, but something was missing...
"You okay?" Jaden asked, grabbing her and pulling her close to him.
"Yeah, I just lost something." She coughed up some water.
"It'll be okay. What did you lose?" Jaden looked around, trying to see if she had somehow gotten her radio or her phone out there with her.
"You really can't tell, can you?" She asked him.
"What did you lose?" Jaden's face turned into a very confused scowl. Something was poking him in the chest as he held onto the blonde.
"You can't tell, right? If I go up there, and Chazz sees me, I'm going to drown myself!" Alexis worried, dragging her hands up to her shoulders.
"Alexis Rhodes! What the HELL did you lose?" Jaden asked her angrily.
"Jaden, you're holding onto me very tightly, in freezing cold water, and you still can't tell that I lost my top." Jaden's eyes widened as he understood what the poking was.
"Right... Give me a sec." He let go of her for a minute, then took of his shirt. He put it on her as she floated in the water, though he couldn't tell if it was the life jacket keeping her afloat.
"Thanks." Alexis blushed. She leaned in close to him and closed her eyes, her lips poking out at him. Jaden looked at her and smiled.
"What are friends for? You know, if you don't know how to whistle, I could teach you." This time, a dolphin face palmed itself as it jumped out the water near them.