Ello Boys and Girls....over the time of being a Naruto fangirl, i have decided that I need to just fuck with them for a bit. So, Ladies and Gentelmen....Please welcome the peoplez from Blue Ninja Productions! In there rendition of The Phanton Of The Opera!

Woo! Everybody clap xD

(Stage it set up like in the play (hopefully you have watched it or the movie if u r reading this))

(The contents of the opera house is being
auctioned off. An AUCTIONEER(Kiba), PORTER(Shino),
BIDDERS(random pplz), and RAOUL(Sasuke), seventy now, but still
bright of eye. The action commences with a
blow from Kiba's gavel)

Kiba:
Sold. Your number, sir? Thank you.

Lot 663, then, ladies and gentlemen: a poster
for this house's production of "Hannibal" by
Chalumeau.

Shino:
Showing here.

Kiba:
Do I have ten francs? Five then. Five I am bid.
Six, seven. Against you, sir, seven. Eight.
Eight once. Selling twice. Sold, to Raoul,
Vicomte de Chagny.

Can I go now?

NO! JUST READ YOUR SCRIPT! You are here for like 2 more minutes then you can go home......

Fine.....
Lot 664: a wooden pistol and three human
skulls from the 1831 production of "Robert le
Diable" by Meyerbeer. Ten francs for this. Ten,
thank you. Ten francs still. Fifteen, thank you,
sir Fifteen I am bid. Going at fifteen. Your
number, sir?

665, ladies and gentlemen: a papier-mache
musical box, in the shape of a barrel-organ.
Attached, the figure of a monkey in Persian
robes playing the cymbals. This item,
discovered in the vaults of the theatre, still in
working order.

Shino (holding it up)
Showing here....woo? (He sets it in motion)

I hate you.....

Kiba
My I start at twenty francs? Fifteen, then?
Fifteen I am bid.

Akamaru: Arf!

Couldn't keep him backstage could you?

Kiba:.....I'm lonely without him....

(the bidding continues. Sasuke eventually
buys the box for thirty francs)

Sold, for thirty francs to the Uchih-....Vicomte de
Chagny. Thank you, sir.

(The box is handed across to Sasuke. He studies it, as
attention focuses on him for a moment)

Sasuke (quietly, half to himself, half to the
box)
A collector's piece indeed . . .
every detail exactly as she said . . .

She often spoke of you, my friend ....
Your velvet lining, and your figurine of lead...

Will you still play,
when all the rest of us are dead?

I think I'll kill myself,
When I get home....

.....I really hate you....

(Attention returns to Kiba, as he
resumes)

Kiba:
Lot 666, then: a chandelier in pieces. Some of
you may recall the strange affair of the
Phantom of the Opera: a mystery never fully
explained. We are told ladies and gentlemen,
that this is the very chandelier which figures in
the famous disaster. Our workshops have
restored it and fitted up parts of it with wiring
for the new electric light, so that we may get a
hint of what it may look like when re-
assembled. Perhaps we may frighten away the
ghost of so many years ago with a little
illumination, gentlemen?

Akamaru: Woof!

(The Kiba switches on the chandelier
There is an enormous flash, and the OVERTURE
begins. During the overture the opera house is
restored to its earlier grandeur. The chandelier
immense and glittering, rises magically from
the stage, finally hovering high above the
stalls)

-End scene-

See you later for the frist scene! Baii baii!