Bramblestar: what is up bitches? Tonight, we got Brightheart, one of Thunderclan's most noble warriors, and, Daisy, a feisty she cat from the horseplace! Who will win? You de- *Cloudtail whispers something* STARCLAN DAMMIT! *exits the stage while grumbling*
Cloudtail: ….. Okay, Bramblestar has stepped out for a minute! Until then, I'll be the host! So let's get this fucker started! C'mon, she-cats!
Daisy: *enters* hi everyone!
Brightheart: *enters* what's happening, my bitches?
*music starts*
Daisy:
Every cat, its me on the stage!
The one who makes the party rage!
Let's get crazy!
Cuz its Daisy!
Brightheart:
You think ya so slick?
Well up my sleeve I gotta a trick.
You're cat who never fit in from the start.
Unlike me, baby, its Brightheart!
Daisy:
You callin' that smooth,
Yet what happened to your face?
It was dog, I'm sorry,
So this is your grace:
Don't mess with me,
Cuz I'll make both eyes unable to see.
I'm a pretty kitty
With all the titties,
So since you can't rhyme,
I won't waste your time,
I'll take the prize,
I've made up my mind.
Brightheart:
I dream about being like you,
NOT.
You a pussy,
You worthless thot.
I know all the cats you banged,
You little slut
I can tell you hoe,
By the way ya strut!
Tell me, what did you do for these cats?
The only thing you can do is sleep around,
And get fat!
And no way in Starclan,
Am I criticizing the other moms.
Cuz they didn't wait around for their food,
And be like OM NOM NOM!
Daisy:
No way in hell.
Did you just that.
Now. do tell,
How you learned to spew that crap.
Just because Cloudtail's heart,
You were able to steal,
We all know that what you have,
Ain't even real.
Brightheart:
Y'know I was just waitin for you to mention Cloudtail,
The one you got REJECTED by.
No longer can you hide your crush,
All sly.
We all saw that crazy look in your eyes.
I saw exactly through your lies.
Actin' helpless and poor,
I gotta say,
May have gotten' ya through the door,
But it doesn't mean you get to stay.
You may have remated,
Had more kits,
But Cloudtail chose me,
Which I'll never let you forget.
Holla!
Bramblestar: Daisy? You need some ice?
Daisy: for what?
Bramblestar: for that burn ya just got!
Brightheart: no, Bramblestar, she needs some berries to add to that death.
Daisy: and you need a new face. What's your point?
Bramblestar: okay, today, we're gonna let YOU decide! Who won? Vote now!