Ludwig had woken up, just like any other day. Nothing was out of place, nothing was out of order.

Well, except for the naked woman at the foot of his bed.

Who had dog ears, and a dog's tail.

Yes, they were real, he could clearly see they were attached. She brownish/reddish hair and smooth, creamy looking skin. All the perfect curves, too...

Ludwig sat dazed in his bed. I'm sure I didn't get drunk last night... then, who is this?

Deciding to, erm, ignore the problem, he got up and walked to his bathroom, taking off his boxers and turing the shower on. Under the hot water, he tried to remember everything that happened the night before. I talked to Kiku... then to Arthur... then I went out to a business dinner, and then I came home. I watched T.V. while petting Felicia, and then I went to sleep, Felicia at my feet, as always. Where is that dog, anyway?

Finished with his shower, Ludwig stepped out and dried off, changed, and walked back in his room to find that the strange lady was gone. Shaking his head, he concluded it must have been a half asleep mirage, and looked under the bed for Felicia. She's not here... Sighing, he walked out of his room into the rest of his apartment, where he was immediately bitch-slapped with the smell of food. Looking up, he saw the woman from earlier, cooking something in a couple different pans. He blinked. So it wasn't my imagination... Walking up to the island counter, he sat down in a chair in front of it, catching the woman's attention. She turned around and smiled happily at him. "Ve~! Good morning, Ludwig~!" Her eyes were a chocolate brown color, and her voice was like honey, sweet, and not to Ludwig's tastes. She also sounded...Italian?

"Who are you?" She blinked, then laughed. "You mean, you don't know~?"

"No, would you kindly explain who you are, and what you were doing in my house naked?" She looked down, to show she was now wearing a short apron Ludwig didn't know he had in his house. She was also wearing one of his shirts. Well, at least she is covering herself... She laughed again and turned back to the pans, mixing them and cooking something with a seafood-ish smell. He patiently waited for a response, until a plate of food was set down in front of him. Sautéed shrimp and crab meat omelet, three thick sausages, and perfectly toasted bread with blackberry jam mixed with butter. How did she know I eat my toast this way...?

"Ve? Aren't you going to eat~?" She asked, pouting. "Yes, but I'd like to know-" She cut him off by giggling and cut a bit of the omelet with the fork. "Ve, Then open wide~!" He blinked at her. She couldn't be serious! "You can't be serious."

"I'm very serious." She held the fork to his mouth, practically leaning over the counter. Reluctantly, he opened his mouth and she gently placed the fork inside. Smiling at him, she pulled it out as he ate. This...is amazing...

"Ve, do you like it~?"

"J-Ja, es ist gut." He replied. She laughed. "Ve, silly German~" She turned around and started to clean up, putting the pans in the sink and cleaning them off.

"Can you please tell me who you are?" She stopped and turned around. "Ve... I thought you'd have figured it out by now..."

"Please stop playing around, I-"

"You have to leave for work, at 7:00, sharp."

"How do you know that?"

"..."

"Well?"

"Really, it's quite obvious."

"What is?" She laughed and turned to face him.

"You never were good at puzzles, ve."

"Please? Just tell me who you are?" She ran up to him, handing him his coat. "Ve, make sure to wear this, it's going to be cold outside."

"But-" She kissed him on the cheek, shoved his briefcase into his hands, and pushed him towards his door. "Have a good day, Ludi~!" She then handed him his briefcase and smiled. "See if you can figure it out by the end of the day~!" She closed the door. He stood there in shock until his mind registered what had just happened.

There's a strange, naked, woman in my house, who just made me breakfast and knows things about me. I feel like I should be worried, but I'm not...

As he walked away, the strange woman on the other side of the door giggled. "Oh, Ludi, ve, you are so terrible at puzzles."

He had failed to notice the red collar around her neck.


Well, that's the first chapter to my first story! I will be updating whenever I can and because summer is almost here, I think I'll be able to update sooner and sooner, but still. Hope you liked so far!