Trouble on Durandal Island?

The Holidays are approaching for the Xenosaga Characters! Gaignun is faced with his biggest predicament, Jr's getting in the Holiday Mood, but what happens when he makes the biggest mistake? Shion is faced with two problems, mourn over Kevin, or go out on a hot date with Allen? Ziggy is getting presents for a certain lady, Momo wants to get the best gift, chaos meets someone new, how will she handle the fan girls, and KOS-MOS is utterly, confused!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Xenosaga Characters, just chaos' new girlfriend, which your going to know from one of my other fics.

Chapter One

Momo walked around the Second Militia Streets, gazing into the store windows, looking for the perfect gift for a certain young boy.

"Now, what would Jr want?' Momo would ask herself, when she was having a hard time thinking on a gift. He had almost every ancient gun ever made, and he shunned new ones. Due to his recent growth spurt (couple on inches), she couldn't get him Platform shoes like she did last year. Nothing seemed to appeal to Momo, until she slid on a layer of ice on the side walk. When she flipped backwards, her eyes gazed upon a sign that said, "Men's Clothing, the best for the best!" Momo composed herself, and walked inside. Rows and rows of tuxedos, jackets, muscle shirts and misc laid out before her.

"Can I help you?' A worker asked.

"Yes, I think I found, exactly what I wanted."

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Shion sat in her favorite chair, thinking, hard.

"Now, I can weep and cry over my dearest Kevin, or I can go out with my colleague Allen, and who knows how that could turn out," Shion sighed. Things weren't looking good for her. Last year she missed out on all of the normal festivities because she was at Kevin's recreated grave on the Dammerung.

"That wont happen this year! Im not going to be some widow without her husband! Im going to be my lively, happy self!" Shion cried out to herself. She got off of her comfy chair and started to look around for Allen.

"There you are chief…"

"I accept Allen, im going to go out on that date with you!" Shion smiled, and Allen smiled, right before he passed out.

"Allen? Allen? Are you okay?' Shion asked. She looked at him, then at the bed in the other room.

"Maybe I can lift him in it?' Shion asked herself, then she picked up Allen with ease and carried him in.

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"Your really cute," chaos smiled at the girl he had just met at a store looking for a gift for himself, considering he was single.

"Thanks, your not bad yourself," She replied. They were now sitting in a Coffee Café in a window seat looking out to the snow that was covering Second Militia.

"Now what was your name again?" The girl asked.

"Its chaos," chaos replied. She nodded and sipped her coffee.

"And you were?'

"Mae," she replied (A/N- I couldn't think of anyone else to use, so I used her from Before our Very Own Eyes, which is a fairly new story I have). She put down her coffee cup, and looked into his eyes.

"Umm, do you want to have Christmas with me and my friends?" chaos asked. Mae's eyes lit up, exactly like Christmas Lights.

"Of course!" Now all chaos had to do was make sure that they WERE going to all have Christmas together.

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Ziggy scratched his chin with frustration. He, like everyone else, was confused as to what to buy Juli.

"That's a nice perfume," He told the sales lady. She smiled, a confused smile and she scurried away from the Ex-Human. He was attracting a lot of stares at the Boutique in the most Upper Class part of Second Militia, based upon an old French Boutique. The Walls were painted a Golden Color, and every where you looked, something else was gold to.

"Ill take it!" Ziggy called to the Sales Lady who was hiding behind a chair. She hurried over to the Cash Register.

"With this purchase, you can buy a set of Lingerie from over there, for the Miss," She smiled. Ziggy's face turned the reddest, red ever know to man, and with that, he scurried out of the shop, almost dropping the bag with the perfume in it.

"Well Hello Jan," A familiar voice said. Ziggy looked up, and he saw who he didn't, really wanted to see right then. Juli.

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"Right away Sir!" Mary said running down to the other side of the room. Mary climbed upon the Ladder and reached as far as she could, to put up the last strand of lights. As she planted the cord on the nail, her foot lost its balance and she came tumbling down, but luckily for us, and the story, Gaignun was there to catch her.

"That's a mighty fine thank you!" Mary blushed.

"You welcome Mary," Gaignun let Mary down and she stood there, staring at Gaignun.

"You wouldn't……naw, you to busy," Mary blushed and she started to walk off, but Gaignun caught her before she could go.

"I wouldn't what?' He asked.

"Go, umm, out to Dinner with me," Mark blushed. Gaignun let go of her arm and smiled.

"In that Case, im never to busy."

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"Curse these people," Jr muttered under his breath. He looked around the store he was in a Second Time, trying to suppress the blood that was about to come out of his nose.

"Now, Sir, what were you looking for again?' The Sales Lady, who had just served Ziggy asked.

"I umm, want to look at stuff for a Girl," Jr muttered, trying not to look.

"Well, stuff for Girls is everywhere, what size?'

"How the heck am I supposed to know," Jr thought.

"Know what?" The Voice inside of him asked.

"Momo's….um…. just ask the 100-Series what size they are," Jr thought angrily.

"Size 0," Gaignun replied smugly. Jr cut the link and said, "Size 0," to the lady.

"Im sorry, but we do not carry things in Jr sizes, would you like to buy something in out Realian section, im sure the Lady wouldn't know."

"What do you mean you don't carry things in MY SIZES?" Jr yelled. Oh lord, did he just know what he sounded like?

"Your sizes Sir?' The Lady asked. Her voice quivered on the point of extreme laughter.

"Hello, my name is Jr! You don't carry me?" The Lady's eyes widened, and she looked utterly bewildered.

"Sir, are you looking for a Women, or yourself?"

"Im looking for my GIRLFRIEND!" Jr yelled confused.

"DOES SHE CARE TO WEAR REALIAN CLOTHES?" The Lady yelled.

"SHE IS A FREAKIN REALIAN!" Jr yelled half mad and half confused. The Lady straitened her skirt and said, "Follow Me," and she lead him to a section of the store, that really brought on the Nose Bleeds.

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"Excuse me, but could you please assist me and tell me exactly what Christmas is about?' KOS-MOS asked an old lady.

"Well Deary, Christmas was created for Christ's Birthday long ago on Lost Jerusalem, now its all about the GIFTS!" The Old Lady laughed and got up.

"May I ask where your going?' KOS-MOS asked.

"Duh! To go get those good sales at all the stores!" The Old Lady laughed and walked off, KOS-MOS following.

"What are you doing Sunnie?" She asked.

"I want to see, what these sales are," KOS-MOS replied. And with that, that ends the First Chapter of, Trouble on Durandal Island?