DISCLAIMER: I do not own any part of the anime/manga series InuYasha. This story is strictly fan-made.
Hi, my name's Courtney. This is my first story on here, and I hope you enjoy reading it!
Everyone who watches/reads Inuyasha knows that Miroku is a monk with...questionable morals. Even after he's promised himself to Sango, he still never changes. In this story, Kagome finally confronts Miroku about his perverted habits...
[Kagome]
So, how are things with you, Sango?
[Sango]
Mmm? What? Oh...okay, I suppose.
[Kagome]
Sango, is there something bothering you?
[Sango]
Oh, no. It's nothing.
[Kagome]
It's Miroku, isn't it? What did he do this time?
[Sango]
Do you have to ask? He was being himself.
[Kagome]
*groans*
Oh, you've said enough. He ought to be arrested!
[Sango]
No, no. It's my fault. I bring this upon myself, getting involved with a man like Miroku.
[Kagome]
Man? Ha! He's a child!
[Sango]
Kagome? What child do you know that go off and--
[Kagome]
Point made! Even if it's how he's always been, it's not much of an argument. It's disgusting! And he's promised to marry you! He shouldn't be off womanizing 24/7!
[Sango]
Yes, you have a point. But, remember: I'm the one who got myself into it. I knew how he is.
later that day...
[Inuyasha]
Geez, what's takin' him so long?
[Shippo]
You know how Miroku is. He just has to protect a pretty girl in "need".
[Inuyasha]
Protection from what? If you ask me, the women need more protection when that lecher's around!
[Miroku]
(to lady)
Take care, now! *closes door* Phew! That was something! It was hard to get her hands off me! I had to keep reminding myself that I'm engaged to Sango. (Inuyasha and Shippo glare) What?
[Inuyasha]
"I had to keep telling myself that I'm with Sango." You make me sick.
[Miroku]
I don't know what you're talking about.
[Inuyasha]
Just tell me one thing: You didn't...ya didn't do anything, did you?
[Miroku]
Gah...Of course not. That would be very...*pictures Sango's angry face* foolish...of me.
[Shippo]
Hey! Whaddaya mean he didn't do anything? What didn't he do?
[Miroku]
I'll tell you when you're older.
that night...
[Kagome]
Miroku, can I talk to you?
[Miroku]
Um...of course.
[Kagome]
Miroku...HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH AN INSENSITIVE JERK?!
[Miroku]
Uh...what do you mean, Lady Kagome?
[Kagome]
You know exactly what I mean! You've promised to marry Sango, yet you still go off with women, you pervert!
[Miroku]
But, I--
[Kagome]
Just because your lecherous habits have been a thing now, doesn't mean you can keep continuing them! Do you have any idea what you do to Sango?
[Miroku]
Kagome, please! People with hear you!
[Kagome]
So? Let them hear me! *shouting* HELLO! EVERYONE, LOOK OUT FOR MIROKU, THE ASS-GRABBER!
[Miroku]
Kagome! *jumps up and covers her mouth*
[Kagome]
Do you care about Sango at all?
[Miroku]
Of course I do!
[Kagome]
Then where were you this afternoon?
[Miroku]
I was...er...tending to an...uh...endangered villager.
[Kagome]
Oh? And was this villager a woman?
[Miroku]
Well...yes...
[Kagome]
Uh-huh. And just how did you "tend" to her? Did you have to inspect her Kimono for demons?
[Miroku]
No! Listen, Kagome...all men want to do is have a look at a pretty girl. That's all it was!
[Kagome]
Oh, so like a peep-show?!
[Miroku]
No! We were both dressed--it was nothing!
[Kagome]
And it had better stay that way. Every time...you hurt Sango.
[Miroku]
Kagome, I--
[Kagome]
Spare me. *leaves, and meets Inuyasha on the way*
[Inuyasha]
What the heck was that?! All I heard from you was shouting and something about a "peep-show". *gasp* Kagome! You and Miroku...you didn't...you wouldn't...just what happened between the two of you?!
[Kagome]
Inuyasha, SIT! (BANG!) How could you even think that?! Are all you men the same?!
[Inuyasha]
*struggling to get up*
What the heck was that for?! I was just going by what I heard! No reason to get so hostile!
[Kagome]
Ugh! I'm so sick of all this! I need a break--I'm going home.
I had a lot of fun writing this, and my friends thought it was so funny! Please, send in comments, and let me know if I should add any more chapters, and if so, give me some ideas! Thank you!
XOXO
Courtney