This is my first crossover fic, but you probably want some background on what game the Eds will cross over with. "Jambo! Safari" was a 1999 arcade game from SEGA. It involves driving a jeep around the plains of Africa and catching animals with a lasso and net. You might want to do some background research if you wish. But I see you wondering "How the donkey tongues did the Eds, who can't buy a JAWBREAKER, get to Africa?" Well, you're about to find out in...Ed of Africa!
It was yet another day of scams and hijinks in the cul-de-sac. Ed, Double D, and Eddy were working on their latest scam in the driveway, working on a large cardboard box that could fit all three of them inside. "Keep stocking the box! We'll mail ourselves to the jawbreaker factory in no time!" Eddy bossed Ed and Double D around. The other two Eds were loading the box with sleeping bags, water bottles, and snacks. "Are you sure this is going to work? The mailman might think this is suspiciously heavy!" Double D exclaimed. "Relax, sockhead! If you two stick to MY plan, we'll be taking five jawbreakers at a time!" Eddy exclaimed. "Mmm..jawbreakers.." Ed drooled as he tossed a lantern into the big box. "Alright Double D, come with me! We're going to load the TV into the box!" Eddy ordered. "Eddy, I don't think that you can watch TV without a plug." Double D remarked. "Shut up, sockhead! You can label the box address, Lumpy. Remember, it's 1747 Jimbo Way!" Eddy told Ed. "Yes, 1747 Jimbo Way!" Double D repeated. Ed crudely wrote the address on the box. "I have a bad feeling about this..." Double D told Eddy.
The two Eds were lugging the television into the box they would hide in to get mailed to the jawbreaker factory. "Tee Vee!" Ed exclaimed, drooling. "Say it, don't spray it, Lumpy." Eddy retorted. The three climbed into their box suite and waited for the mail truck. "Any second now." Eddy stated.
5 minutes later...
The Eds were still waiting on the mail truck. "There's still no mail truck." Double D said. "Any minute now." Eddy spoke again.
10 minutes later...
"Are you sure about this?" Double D asked. "Any half-hour now." Eddy growled.
30 minutes later...
"Eddy, this was a terrible idea!" Double D yelled. "Any HOUR now!" Eddy yelled. "A mail truck!" Ed exclaimed, poking his head out of the box. A package truck loomed in on the road. "Get back in the box, Ed!" Eddy ordered. The Eds taped the door shut, and felt the box they were hiding in being loaded onto the truck. When the truck door closed, Eddy opened the box doors. "Goodbye, stupid Kevin! Goodbye, whiny Sarah! Goodbye, evil Kankers!" Eddy rejoiced. "Is there a bathroom?" Ed asked. "Never mind." Ed stated. Double D and Eddy whiffed the air. "Ed, that's revolting!" Double D cried. "Crack a window!" Eddy cried. "I'm hungry now." Ed stated. "That's nice to know, Ed." Double D replied with a hint of annoyance. Ed grabbed all the food in the bag and scarfed it down. "ED! You ape! You ate all our food!" Double D screamed. "I'm going to sleep. I expect jawbreakers GALORE when I wake up!" Eddy stated. "I'll sleep as well. It'll make me forget that Ed ate all our food." Double D said. "Sleepy sleepy!" Ed exclaimed.
14 hours later...
The Eds woke up from their bags, and were still on the truck. "That was a goooooood nap." Eddy told them, when the truck stopped. "Get in the box! We're about to get unloaded!" Eddy told his cohorts, who went back in their box apartment. The box was loaded onto the side of the road, and the truck sped off. "Let's run out and get those jawbreakers!" Eddy screeched. Ed drooled with hunger. The three ran out, but stopped in shock to realize they were not at the jawbreaker factory, but outside a lodge on the plains of Africa. "Where are we?" Eddy cried.
That's it for Chapter 1. In the next chapter, the Eds realize why they ended up in Africa, and they meet some new people...
