Kokiri forest is the green wonderland home of the kokiri a race of children of the forest who never age a day. Usually known by others to have red hair some do in fact have blonde. Put the one that sticks out the most, the person we will be sharing the life of, the one and only sage of the forest Saria is the only kokiri in history to sport green hair and a smile that never fades.
This of course wasn't the case recently when her life long friend and the boy she thought she may even have loved (although it had turned out he was hylian and there fore they were different races altogether) had left on a quest to find his fairy companion. The Deku shrub could of course have given him another fairy but to live so long without and then be thrown into an adventure to save the world with navi he grew far to close to her to replace her.
Saria sat still in the kokiri forest meadow normally playing her ocarina but not this time instead she just sat looking at her feet as if the answers to all her problems were written on the laces of her boots. It was a cold day not that she'd noticed since there wasn't much wind at the meadow and she was always comfortable in the forest no matter what the circumstances. Maybe it was part of beings the forest sage or maybe it was all in her head.
As she sat there was a rustle of leaves behind her and without turning around Saria said with as much empathy as humanly (or kokirily if you're big on being correct) possible
"Mido I told you I wanted to be left alone. Why that so hard to understa…"
Saria paused of course because instead of a red headed midget with a superiority complex she was presented by link. Of course it wasn't actually link Saria wasn't that lucky. It had his features but wore them with a more laid back look as if he didn't care about anyone or anything. Of course she could only make out the frame since the sun behind him seemed to make it hard to see him. But as if on cue, as if nature itself wanted this man to make a good entrance a cloud blocked out the sun giving Saria the full image of him.
He wasn't link at all more like a shadow of him as all cloths weapons and even his hair was black with a pale white skin and piercing red eyes that seemed to almost glow. It was of course at this point that he smirked a smile so dripping with amusement at her that she realised she had been staring for what was going on into the 3rd minute.
"Don't worry little lady I'll leave you alone as soon as you tell me what I want to hear. And by the way beautiful if you lie I'll rip your head off"
He still had the smirk put he sounded so seriously Saria could feel her legs shake. But other than tell him where link was, who she realized must have been who he was talking about since the whole identical twins thing was a bit of a give away she replied
"Who and what are you. You look Hylian put your eyes say different. Plus I sense the touch of Ganondorf but all of his slaves were mindless tools without emotion."
"It's not very wise to change the subject on someone with a sword on his back who just threatened you"
He said looking a little annoyed but still trying to be as cool as ever.
"Answer my question and I'll answer yours. Is that so much to ask"
Saria plainly said as if she was trying to sound as cool as him. Of course it was a little hard to pull seeing as he was 3 feet taller than her with the whole all black, man of mystery thing working for his image.
"You're lucky I'm disparate girly because I normally don't act this courteous to anyone especially friends of my good"
"'your good' what's that supposed to mean"
raising an eyebrow Saria listened on
"I was originally created by Ganondorf from link. When link fought phantom Ganon in your temple the phantom cut links arm, not badly but enough to make it bleed. Once the battle was over and link left Ganondorf collected the drops of blood and made me from it. But Ganondorf couldn't copy link completely I mean if he could he would have just made an army of himself. Oh no the spell used only copied an aspect of the target. Ganon thought long and hard 'should I copy his greed or maybe his anger or even his depression' but no sadly in the end Ganon was finally hit with inspiration and decided to manifest links hatred."
Saria was just staring at him for what seemed like forever she knew the power of the triforce but to just copy a living breathing person for your own purposes. She finally decided something must be said a blurted out
"So you're just a shadow of one emotion. Not even a real being"
He looked at her as she raised her hands to her mouth shocked at what she said since she felt she had just gotten herself killed. But to her surprise he smirked once more
"Don't worry honey I'm a copy of hatred not anger I don't really get pissed off much." He then cleared his throat "Now hold up your part of the bargain girl tell me where is Blondies at"
"Why do you want him so badly?"
"So I can become whole. I read in a spell book of how I came to be and at the end of the instructions was a small almost unreadable note stating to make me whole I would have to drink his blood."
Saria could feel the blood run from her face and whispered the words
"Isn't there another way" which he seemed to actually think about "there are a few like make a potion out of really hard to find artefacts and items and stuff like that but to be honest once I seen the list of objects drinking links blood seemed far easier"
Saria was now I little angry that this guy was so lazy he kill to get out of doing a little work
"Well now that you've told me that entire story evil link (she doesn't know his name yet so she's making it up) you can go to hell because I would die before letting you harm link" his smirk seemed to disappear at this frightening Saria to her core. He quickly grabbed her neck and shouted
"TELL ME WHERE HE IS" but when she didn't responded and struggled more he went to punch her in the hopes of her screaming a location before his fist connected with her but alas she didn't speak but screamed in fear with her eyes closed shut.
What seemed like an eternity past but she never felt a thing. Opening one eye then the other she seen him looking at her with an expression of regret as he slowly said
"I should have pretended I was the real link gone evil or goth or something maybe then I could have gotten it out of you." He placed her gently on the ground and started to walk away saying in a regretful tone of voice
"no one will tell me where he first Zelda, then the girl at the ranch called aggie or Sarah or whatever and now you" Saria almost laughed at him talking about Malon since the original link would have never have forgotten her name Saria sometimes thought he may have had a crush on her but she didn't try and find out
"Her name is Malon" Saria said almost about to smile till she realized it wasn't link she was talking to it was just a little hard to comprehend "and no ones knows where he is anyway they just care about him to much to even give you a hint on where to look"
His eyebrows perked at this and he turned to her with a snug look. This was the closest thing to info on link he had gotten since the castle guards had seen he talking to Zelda and Malon was just a little to perky and happy to him when she said she didn't know even after threatening her she just thought he was joking she just laughed and patted his elbow
"guess ill have to look for those items then put to be honest it would have been nice to make my dear old twin pay for what he did to me" it was then Saria managed to notice she had been following him as he talked and they were in a part of the woods she hadn't seen.
'Wait' she'd thought with fear 'this isn't part of the forest there's to little trees and shrubs and other fauna here OH No I am in Hyrule field!' but as she had expected her head to explode or for her to fall dead or sometime after hearing the Deku tree stories about Benny the Kokiri who'd left the forest and wound up dead she was shocked to realized she didn't even have a headache was the great Deku tree lying or was it her being a sage protected her.
Well this was of course until she fell to the ground gasping for air holding her throat
"Wholly crap what's wrong" shouted the shadow after seeing the whole seen
"Kokiri…aren't….supposed….to…leave…forest" is all she got before she blanked out.
It was several hours later that she woke up in a sleeping bag on the ground of Hyrule field where she had collapsed. Although she didn't become aware of this for a while as her vision was blurry and her body felt bizarre. She yawned and stretched only to realize her arms where huge. She gasped in fear and looked at her hands only she couldn't because her breasts where in her way. Wait since when had she had breasts.
"aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!" by now her vision was perfect. it hit her like a sack of bricks (those smaller red kind of bricks not the grey concrete ones since it would only take like two or three of those to fill a sack)
"IM HYLIAN" she shouted. Of course dark link was by a fire 8 or 9 feet away from her with smirk. He got up and walked over to her. She then looked up at him with a tear or two in her eyes as he sat beside her and said with a smile that was sheepish and nervous
"I think I should explain"
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Don't worry it's a really good explanation and original too and I am not just saying that so you'll come back I am seriously proud of it
anyway review please I need feed back so I can improve and you can enjoy more chapters its the cycle of writing your only helping yourself so there's no point not to review
Oh and by the way that wasn't Malon bashing I was just looking for a cheap laugh