(Akatsuki Demon Kiera666 chapter 6. Mar 15)

I have been having a blast reading your fic and I actually only ran across your fic because I was looking for something else that I obviously didn't find but since you so graciously offered a chance for it Im going to make a request for what I was searching for in the first place, so as weird as this is going to seem I would flat out love to see a Discord x Eris (Discord R63) romance. I just think it would be so darn cool to see what Discord would do if he literally met a Female version of himself. Please!

-I have been hoping someone would ask this! It's finally happening! FRIDDDDDDAAAAAAAA! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!
-SQWUAAAAKKKKKKKK!

"Ah normal. Such a trivial and ever-changing term that truly has no meaning to life."

"The truly outrageous philosophy these ponies have adapted to in order to live by so they feel they have control over what they do not understand nor can contain in this world."

"The idea brings a chuckle to my head-"

"A smile to my face-"

"Knowing we have this more thought out-"

"And better understood-"

"Than any of those little pretty ditty ponies-"

"Could ever even dream of achieving-"

"In their entire-"

"Mortal-"

"Lives."

"Well put Eris." Discord raised his glass of chocolate milk counter to his female double. "A toast to us."

Eris copied his movements with a smirk of her own. "To us and the chaos we live by."

"What those ponies could never understand the joy of!"

"Here! Here!"

Both clinked their glasses and drank what most would suspect would be the chocolate milk in the glass, but rather they both sipped the glass from around the milk and tossed the remaining milk behind their backs and off their giant cotton candy cloud to the ground where they both explode on poor random ponies below. The echoing yelling from below signaled the two explosive drinks had found the 'randomly' selected targets.

"AHH! MY BEAUTIFUL COFFIURE!"

"MY DAZZLING COAT!"

"ELUSIVE YOU ALRIGHT?"

"I'M FINE DEAR RARITY, BUT YOUR MANE!"

"AND YOUR COAT!"

"WE NEED A SPA DAY STAT!"

"AGREED!"

"Bull's-eye!" Eris laughed "two pansies down!"

"And four to go!" Discord finished while laughing with her.

"Ahhh, now this is what life is meant for." Eris sighed happily.

"Talking to yourself as the opposite gender while knowing half the ponies you know are currently rutting each other?"

"Coorectamundo. They all think they're being so secretive about it. I've seen Solaris wearing his regalia crooked FOUR times!"

"Think Artemis and Luna have the two sun butts beat. Luna's been caught changing her own sheets NINE times in the past two weeks!"

"Oh yeah? I've seen Lucy and Rarity sharing the sack at least FOURTEEN times!"

"I've caught Pinkie and Berry sneaking out together TWENTY times!"

"Sparkle Butt Male and Sparkle Butt Female are flat-out LIVING together! I've heard the yelling from Canterlot!"

"Well what about us?"

Eris paused, confused and surprised by what Discord said. "What about us?"

"Why don't we have sex?"

Eris stared at her male self… then laughed. "Th-that's a joke right?"

Discord shook his head. "Nope. I don't see why it would be. There's no doubt that all the others are sleeping together so why don't we?"

"Maybe because it's weird?"

"Well what about this," Discord proposed with open arms "we two are the only draconequui left in the whole world. It's kind of our responsibility to repopulate our race, isn't it?"

Eris frowned, "Or are you just making crap up so you get me in the sack?"

"Maaayyyyyyybe."

Eris just sighed at his antics. Why was the male her so pig headed? "You know what? Fine. I got nothing better to do anyway. And if I sit still all day I'm literally going to explode."

Discord grinned at her before he raised a talon and in one snap both chaos incarnates were gone from their candy cloud in the sky.

Eris realized he had made them reappear in a room made out of curtains of red that she suspected were satin, and a large four post bed with red sheets and pillows was in the center and surrounded by white lit candles.

"Isn't this a little cliché?" Eris asked while smirking.

"Discord tapped a talon on his chin, "Well you are me as a chick. I'd figured you'd want some privacy."

Eris jumped up on the bed, "Doesn't matter if it's here or on sun butt's and sun flank's bed." She crawled up to Discord and straddled him, "Show me how chaotic you really are."

They kissed, fast and hard, and Discord's paw found its way to Eris's back and started messaging her muscles. Eris moaned into the kiss and bucked her hips on his stomach in response. Her fur causing friction at his crotch that sent pleasurable vibrations up his spine.

Discord moaned and found the spot in between Eris's mismatched wings and pressed down on it, causing Eris to release his lips and gasp in ecstasy. "Ah! Oh!"

"You like that don't you?" Discord rubbed circles into her sensitive spot and got her to moan in rhythm to his movements.

"H-How did you kn-know I-I'm-"

"I'm you remember? I have the exact same sweet spots, except you seem to be a lot more sensitive than moi. Must be a mare thing."

Eris groaned as he ran his fingers over her feathered wing and delicately tugged at her feathers. A sharp gasp escaped her mouth as he dug his claws into her wing. Not enough to hurt her mind you, but enough to send volts of pleasure to her brain and fem-hood.

"Ah! Oh Discord yes!" Eris sped up her grinding hips, forcing him to rise and harden with a sadistic smile and a groan.

"You like that? What about this?" He put his muzzle into her soft neck and found the soft, ticklish spot he knew would be there right under her jaw bone, causing her to squeal. He nipped her with his snaggletooth and heard a melody of moans and giggles from her mouth.

"D-Discord st-stop! Ah ha! Th-That's not fair! Ah hahaha!"

"Since when do we care about 'fair'?" He went back to nipping her neck delicately and pinpointing all his own sweet spots on her body. Every little love bite made Eris giggle and moan in a mixed form that sent vibrating pleasure throughout her body.

"Stop- stop teasing me! Hehe! Ah ha! You- you dick! Haha!"

He bit down hard and Eris yelped. Discord carefully rolled her neck's skin in-between his teeth and flicked his tongue over the new bruise. When he pulled away, he left a dark and wet hickey covered in his saliva that he trailed up and down her neck via his tongue.

"Oh you'll get to him soon my dear," he caressed her thighs with his hands and kneaded her muscles slowly "but for now just enjoy the game."

Discord's talon slid under her waist and down below to her moistening fem-hood. He slipped a finger inside of her slowly and then caught her lips in a kiss before she could finish her gasp and yell out. He let his finger slide in and out of her mound as it got more and more slippery with every little wiggle he did with it inside of her.

Eris let out her muffled moans into her counter partner's lips. Her hips moved in the air above the bed and Discord in harmony with the male's fingering. His talon's ruff texture only rubbing her walls in all the right ways and furthering her pleasure. Then Discord slipped in a second finger into her and she moaned loudly and separated for a gasp of air.

"OH! Just like that Discord! I want you inside me! Now!"

"Oh really?" the male draconequus asked. "Well what if I try three claws?" He slipped a third digit into her wet cave and she cried in delight as he picked up his pace and filled her with his fingers.

"Ahhh! Yes! That's it! Deeper! Deeper Discord! I want you to fuck me already!"

"Mmmm, not yet. Let's just see how much work it takes to get you to cum."

Eris lolled her tongue out as he thrust her pelvis with his fingers alone. Her drops over his talon were becoming faster and dropping from higher above. Small kitten like whimpers escaped her lips as she grit her teeth and pulled his fingers into her deeper. She wanted him inside of her so, SO bad! She wanted to be filled with his rock hard cock and have him send his hot and burning seed deep inside her inners. She wanted it. She needed it!

"DAMN IT DISCORD! FUCK ME! FUCK ME NOW!"

"Not yet," he purred in her ear, making her shudder and whimper loudly. "I know you can scream louder than that."

"AHHH! DISCORD!" Eris thrust more and more, trying to get relief so he would finally give her what she needed.

Then he hit her G-spot and Eris collapsed over him. Her moans screeching to the top of her lungs for that brief second as Discord grinned triumphantly. Her back seized up as he rubbed and played with her wet and round sweet spot, his thumb flicking and rubbing her clit. Eris cried out as she felt her body tense up and she gushed her warm juice over Discord's talon and over his stomach as she pant loudly. Her eyes brimming with tears and her tongue hanging out, she babbled praise into his ear as she flinched and thrusted her body on his stomach, all before she gave out and breathed heavily over his chest and mumbled incoherent sentences.

"Oh Eris that's all it took? A little fingering? Are you that easy?"

Eris growled at him but couldn't manage a reply. She wanted to bitch at him, say she was not easy, but her throat was caught with her senses pleading with her to just shut the hell up and let him ravage her already.

"Do me a favor and roll over dear?" he requested.

Slowly, Eris rolled off his body and on to her back next to him. Discord straddled her waist with his legs and from the angle Eris had when she raised her neck she could see his cock that was rock hard and towering high at, at very least, a foot tall and five inches thick. But as intimidating a size as it was, it was his dominance that unsettled her. She had been with other stallions (or more correctly other males of other species) before and they were all the same. She had been the conqueror of Equestria and they were scared little boys (and awkwardly a few girls) that were hoping to be able to take her on and brag for the rest of their lives they banged The Bitch of Chaos. And that was literally what they referred to her as.

Discord rubbed her hips sensually, making her blush and very soft moans escaped her. She figured he would lie on top of her and start thrusting, but she was extremely confused when he lifted her lizard leg and placed it over his shoulder.

"What the- the hell are you -ah- doing? Why are you –ah ha!- lifting my leg?"

"What? You expected missionary? When did you get so boring?"

Eris's eyes narrowed and she growled. "What the FUCK did you just call me?!"

"Wait, have you ever had anything other than missionary before?"

Eris grit her teeth and blushed, unable to look him in the eyes. "W-well uh, not- technically…"

"What does technically mean?"

"Well uh… n-no."

The suffocated chuckle that came from Discord only lasted a second before he cracked up laughing at her. And even though Eris knew she would have done the exact same thing if the situation were reversed, she still turned her face away from him and covered her head in shame and embarrassment. Discord, finally stopped laughing, saw her sudden push away from him.

"Eris come on. You know that's just me being a jerk."

"You think I chose to only have one move?" Her voice came out muffled from under her paw/claw. "It wasn't something easy to do yuh know! I'm taller than any other creature and the anatomy alone is hard for any stallion to understand! They see me and they know they can't mount me and I'm too big to match up to in size. Missionary was all they could do! I didn't choose to be boring!"

Discord couldn't help but feel something in his chest. Something tight and made it harder to breath. Oh what was that feeling? Pity? Something like that, it was feeling bad for another. He personally never had that problem. He was well-endowed enough for any mare's taste and as for any issues he easily could fix them with changing shape or size. He was long enough that he could mount and tall enough that he was in power, but to have those characteristics from a female point of view only seems to make things difficult.

"Ah, Eris, don't be so ashamed."

Eris refused to look at him, keeping her head turned to the side and covered. Too embarrassed to face him.

"Eris, at least look at me."

She shook her head. She didn't want her counter partner to see her when she's weak.

"Eris." She felt something touch her lion paw. Something soft, something easing her hands off her face. When she had no choice but to look with her hands removed from her blushing face, she was instead met with lips that gently touched her's and the feeling of soft fingers stroking her hands' palms.

As much as she wanted to be angry with Discord, and she oh so wanted to, she moaned into the kiss and her lips parted. His tongue slipped into her maw and they played with each other's snaggleteeth. The soft feeling of his stroking her sides sent shivers up her spine, pleasant moans muffled from her mouth filling the room. Separating for air made her wish for more, the parting of their lips drawing whines from her.

"Eris, you never have to be embarrassed around me," he whispered in her ear "and you won't ever have those problems again."

She felt him tracing her lower lips with his member, teasing her already moist opening painfully. She moaned. "Discord," her voice sent pleasure through his body "fuck me."

He gripped her raised leg at his shoulder by her knee and repositioned the other leg against his side, aligning his lower half to her access point. In one thrust he hilted her, a loud moan came from the female- his female on the bed as she gripped the sheets in her balled up fists and cried out in pleasure. "Oh Discord! Yes!"

Discord found a steady pace as he plowed into Eris repeatedly. He held back all his own moans to hear her's and all her gasps of pleasure. The steady rhythm of him thrusting into her wet fem-hood driving her crazy from the new position he's using.

"Ahhh! Discord! Oh! Right there! Right there baby!"

The beat held through another ten minutes before Discord flipped her into the next position he wanted her to try. Her legs raised above his and her heads with her hands grasping his head while panting and he held her at the sides as he penetrated her through The Anvil. That one had been second on his list because the whole point of this was to make a draconequus foal right? Eris cried his name as he deeply penetrated her on her back and she felt him nailing straight to her cervix.

Discord sat on her one leg while hold the other to his opposite side and thrusting his hips into her on her back with The Pretzel. From that angle he had Eris felt their bodies combine and their shapes meld into one form. As if nature had designed them to be this way. The force driving her mad through her screaming and his grunting.

In Reverse Cowgirl Eris rode Discord like an animal and he held her hips softly, even slapping her rear once or twice to hear her whine erotically as she cried for him to never stop. Her hair soon drenched in sweat and her hips burning with all the thrusting sending her over the edge for the second time that evening.

"Gaugh! Discord! I- I'm gonna- gonna- AUUUGGGGHHH!"

Spraying over his hips and bucking furiously to get the most out of her orgasm, Eris held his legs tightly and let her tail drift to his and connect as if they were holding each other. Eris felt the cold sweat drip down her face and the cum slide down her hips as she felt the pleasure diminishing, when Discord wrapped her in his arms and laid her on her back again.

"I want to please you Eris. I want to fill you until you're stuffed."

He went into The Pillow Driver with his arms propping him up and her grasping his neck with her legs wrapped around his lower waist and back, pushing herself in sync with his determined thrusts as he built her back up again right after she had climaxed. Her rear was propped up with a red pillow to take pressure off her back and to tilt her to the right angle for Discord to pound into her harshly. He felt himself nearing his own end but was determined to have her writhing in pleasure again before he was finished.

He got her legs raised in the air and used his arms to shift himself into The Mountain Climber where he drove into her faster and harder from the increased height. Eris's tail re-tangled with her lover's tail and she grasped for his chest through the amazing and never ending pleasure.

"D-Discord! Oh! I- I can't- can't hold out –OH!- much longer! Ah yes!"

"Rah! I'm almost- almost there! Just- a little- longer!"

Discord pulled her up and into his lap and guided her hips in The Squat Thruster, diverting his mouth's attention to her soft and sensitive neck. Eris was practically screaming as she drove him deeper and deeper inside of her to the point she had believed he was actually pushing past her cervix. She ran her hands through his short black mane, babbling into his ear that she loved him.

"Oh! Oh! Discord! Yes! Ohhh! Fuck me! Fuck me harder baby!"

"Augh Eris! I'm- almost- there!"

"Keep going Discord! Keep going!" She slammed herself down onto him with a large gasp. "I want you to fill me!"

Discord found himself at the end of his rope, and he chose to play his last move on her. Wrapping his arms around her waist and exiting her for a moment, he rolled them over and propped her lower waist up with the same messy pillow from before, and he towered over her on his knees and holding himself up by his hands. Finally settling in Downward Dog position and reentering her with all his might to hear her erotic cries of joy to feel his cock fill her once again. The burning and welling inside Eris's stomach getting to the point that the froth was boiling over in the pot of her arousal. Too much to hold inside of her anymore, she finally gave in first of the two.

"AHHH! DISCORD! I'M- I'M CUMMING! I'M- AUGH! DISCCCAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!"

Her vaginal muscles tightened around her lover's cock once again and it set him over the edge as well. He roared to the sky, "ERRRAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHH!" and began filling his counter partner's womb with his hot and sticky chaos seed. His load being too much for her to hold and leaking out from her and spraying the bed with his and her juices. He unloaded shot after shot into her and painted her inner walls white as he stayed deep inside of her to manage keeping in as much as he could. With one final mighty thrust he finished and they both pant in exhaustion from the hours of time they just spent burning up energy.

As much as both of them wished he didn't have to, Discord slid his penis out from Eris's now properly pumbled pussy. The white jizz ended up leaking from her and from him in equal waste as Discord tiredly rolled off of his lover and plopped down in bed to have her snuggle up to him. Her head rested against his long neck and her arms found their way around his chest as his arms did the same to her, holding her closer to him despite the sticky mess they had under and on them.

"Discord?" Eris whispered so quietly it was barely audible. Luckily Discord had heard her over his own panting.

"Yeah Eris?"

"Do you- do you love me?"

He craned his neck to look at her. Not just the only other member of his race, or the female he just had sex with for nearly six hours at least, but the only other creature to ever know what he truly went through. Being an outcast in a world of judgmental ponies and being stuck in stone for a thousand years of torturous nothing. This beautiful girl who accepted him and he accepted her.

He reached his head down and gently kissed her forehead. "I believe I do Eris," he whispered "I believe I do."

"Good," she murmured as she closed her eyes "because… I love... you… too." Eris closed her eyes and snuggled into Discord more as she drifted off contently into sleep.

Discord followed her lead. Closing his eyes, he whispered one last sentence. "I love you." And he was out like a light

"The batshit kind of love that makes no sense at all… and at the same time… all the sense in the world… That is us… You and me; a "WE."
― Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

I know this took longer than expected but I wanted it to be PERFECT! This is something I have LITERALLY had dreams of! I've hoped for SO LONG that someone would ask for this, this is a dream come true!

I hope you all like it. It took a lot of types and retypes to get this the exact way I imagined it. And let me tell you it was NOT easy! It was like I could not be satisfied (hehehe!~) with anything I did! I guess I always imagined that if it were these two it would be for barely any reason at all, last for hours, and feature several different positions (and at that note the very first is called Scissoring) that all get extremely intense. I mean, the two entities of chaos NOT being hardcore? THAT means there's something to worry about!

But anyways this was a personal favorite of mine to type and post and thank you Akatsuki Demon Kiera666 for requesting this and for that here's a cookie! (::) Aw hell! I loved doing this one! Here's three more! (::) (::) (::) YAY! Hooray for me being the MLP:FIM lemon queen of my generation!

Hmmmm… Lemon Queen…

Oh I like the sound of that! (*Creepy Grinch like smile*)

:)

-Toxic Wastenote